July 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary.

Ok, I have so many unanswered questions in life right now. The thing is, I'm not even sure where I can go for those answers. Like... there's this evil force from the universe that is after me. I think one of my friends might be in trouble. Actually I feel like all of my friends are in trouble. The whole world is in trouble. What do I do Diary? Is this what happens? We just worry about everything until we die? Well I've already died once before. So... Oh well. I'll figure my life out. I just know it will all be ok.

-Miss M

Date a Dorkette: Mini Stories 2!

Hey! July is almost over as is the Date a Dorkette Mini-Story Event! There's one more story and it is brought to you by Nick Moose with pictures by me! Enjoy!

Diary of a Dorkette Turns Four!

Hey everybody! Diary of a Dorkette turns four today! Click the link to read more and check out what's new!

Eclectic Saturday Morning Cartoons!

I am a part of the astonishing podcast known as Eclectic Mayhem. Our latest episode was recently released and it was all about Saturday Morning Cartoons. Brian Farrell from It's Trash Culture hosted the episode and issued us all a challenge, click the link below and read all about it!

July 2015 Bodacious Baddie Special! The Conference of Evil!!!

In a gleaming replica of the Crystal Castle in the After Life, Ed talks shop with Maleficent...

Ed: Ya know something tells me if I were alive right now it'd be time for the Conference of Evil. I don't know how to explain it exactly but I feel my geeky bone act all funny and stuff.
Maleficent: I can't believe I decided to hide out here with you. You and that dork girl M were made for each other.

Ed: Yeah. I wonder if she'll be there. Man, if I hadn't gotten that stupid job at the Chinese restaurant in the mall and been trampled by those tween Twihards I'd be able to go with her. If we had known each other when I was alive of course.

Maleficent: You aren't missing much. I've been to a few Conference of Evils not to long ago.

Ed: How? You're dead like me. For awhile now.

Maleficent: That's where you're wrong little dork man. The nights of the Conference of Evil are magic. Evil is at its strongest during that time and I am able to travel to the world of the living as a shadow. I've done it before and I can do it again if you'd like to go?
Ed: Nah, I'm not sure I'd like to mess with all that stuff. Plus you need to be hiding out from some sort of cosmic evil, remember?

Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!

Maleficent: Is that someone at the door?

Gwen Stacy: Ed? Ed, are you in there? It seems like it's been an eternity since I've seen you. Are you there?

Gwen Stacy: Why are you living in a pink castle now? Ed!

Maleficent: Who is that?
Ed: Oh crap. That's Gwen Stacy.

Maleficent: And I should know who that is?

Ed: Gwen is like every dead dork guy's dream. We had a brief fling awhile ago, but that was all before I met Miss M. I just couldn't bare to tell Gwen that I had moved on. I mean, she has been through enough ya know?

Maleficent: We all have. Shall I answer the door?
Ed: No! No! Look, we can just sneak out of the castle and wait for her to go away. I can't tell her the truth right now. I'm just a dorky guy in a panda suit. I'm not trying to hurt anyone.

Maleficent: You could always let me work my magic, Come on, let's leave the After Life for a moment. The Conference of Evil is calling...

Gwen Stacy: Ed? Ed?

Ed: Ok. Let's go. Work your magic mad woman!

Maleficent: Very well...

Click the link and start the 2015 Conference of Evil!

(Editor's note, the Conference of Evil takes place during the weekend of San Diego Comic Con)

Date a Dorkette: Mini-Stories!

I shared some of my horrible dating experiences now it's your turn! As I mentioned in the post located here, this is the spot where you can find the mini-stories that other people have posted to participate! So click the link and revel in the reality that we all have some dating doozies.

July 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

I've been on a roll. Hellcat has been working with me and we've just been doing what cool chicks do. We fight crime. We discuss the importance of a variety of costume choices. We even thought we found an Infinite Stone but it was actually a stone that popped off of Frosta's top while we were at a party. Anyways, the summer is getting heated up as we approach one of the best weekends of the year: the Conference of Evil! I wonder what I'll wear?

-Miss M

Date a Dorkette!

Dear Diary,

While I view myself as a cool gal above the trappings of a happily-ever-after sort of life, I do sometimes fall for the idea of love. It's been that way my entire life. I've always wanted to have that one special person in my life that would be with me, side by side, no matter what. I thought I had that with Michelangelo. He was my party turtle. It didn't work out though. I've also had some ups and downs with Batman aka Bruce Wayne. I don't even know what to make of that. Of course there's Ed. But he's dead. So... I have taken my hand at online dating. I've already been on a few dates that have yielded nothing. I then gave up a bit and focused on being a hero and helping people. Now I'm taking a break from helping to make the city safe and I'm going to work on my heart! Wish me luck diary, more dates begin now!

-Miss M

Editor's note: The dates you are about to read about are based off of real life events. Enter with caution.

June 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

While Miss M gets her life figured out, take a gander into the life of another fun loving heroic woman!