Saturday, March 31, 2018

All My Toys: He Has Risen


Dear Diary,

We are in Dimension X about to meet Bucky O'Hare's mystery boss. I have also been told that there is a solar storm about to spread across the universe. I have no idea what that means but something tells me it will be quite a light show. I just want to find my way back to Earth. This side adventure in space is not that bad, but there are bigger things I am missing out on. I also miss my super hero team. I wonder how they are? What new missions are they on? Do they even miss me? I doubt they even know I am gone. Oh well. I will just have to wait patiently for my trip back home.

-Miss M

Friday, March 23, 2018

All My Toys: New Adventures

Dear Diary,

I am still traveling through space with Bucky O'Hare and his crew. I have no idea where we are going or when I will return to Earth. However Ed is with me, and that is more than enough. I do wonder though what is happening back on Earth...

-Miss M


Tuesday, February 20, 2018

All My Toys: Secrets

Previously on All My Toys,

Miss M was tricked into falling in love by the evil Burnheart! He even kidnapped her at their wedding that did not happen! This all happened in space and the gag was that Burnheart was going to destroy Earth! And Batman flew off in a rocket to save her! Only Miss M does not need saving! She killed Burnheart and with Ed by her side they hopped in a ship with Bucky O'Hare and his crew as Burnheart's ship exploded! What could possibly happen next? Find out dear reader!


Wednesday, January 31, 2018

All My Toys: Assholes In Space!

Dear Diary,

I agreed to marry a monster. A madman. A Super Natural weirdo with a hologram chest hiding the most sinister of flames. Anyways. Here's the deal. I am stuck in space with this madman named Burnheart who wants me dead because I killed his one true love Lady Kale. (Remember that crack pot?) Anyways, he is planning on making me watch him blow Earth up with everyone I have ever known and loved unaware that their deaths are close at hand. All for revenge. What a total tool. Also, my dearest Ed is back from the dead and on this ship with me. I only hope he avoids doing anything stupid. Please Ed, do not do anything stupid.

-Miss M


Monday, January 22, 2018

All My Toys: Danger in Space!

Previously on All My Toys,

With the arrival of the mystery Burnheart from outer space, Miss M was quickly swept away by his declarations of love and the bonding of their star essence. Together their newfound love grew quickly and developed into an engagement with plans of a wedding. In other parts of the world Bruce Wayne came across Moth Lady and a little girl that looked suspiciously like Bruce and Miss M's deceased daughter Yvie. Unknown to Bruce the little girl is indeed Yvie.

Rushing back to town, Bruce and a few other of Miss M's former lovers tried to stop the wedding. With so many men professing their love there was only one thing left to happen. Burnheart quickly shut the power down and whisked Miss M away onto his spaceship to marry her privately in his space kingdom.

Of course that has never been Burnheart's true goal. His true intentions were soon revealed, he is planning on killing Miss M. Miss M has no idea. Luckily her dear friend Ed (she met him in the After Life when they were both once dead) is a stowaway on the ship. This can't end well.


Monday, December 11, 2017

All My Toys: The Ring!

Dear Diary,

I am getting married! Me! I don't even know how to process this except to say that I never thought my fiance would be some mysterious space king. I am going to have the opportunity to tour space! And! I am going to be a queen. I am meeting some of my friends to tell them the good news. This is just the best. I have never felt this happy, it is as if my heart has taken control of my body.

-Miss M