Wednesday, November 25, 2015

November 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

To the being that finds this and can actually read it,

My name is Irma Langinstein. I'm from a place called Earth. I'm a newcomer to Dimension X and sadly my whole reason for being here has gone up in smoke. My party and I were here for special reasons involving eventual travel to Dimension Y and Z as well as trying to find my friend's missing father. Now we've been on a detour as we are waiting to meet the ruler of this Dimension. I'm just frustrated. Mostly because I think I made a mistake coming here. I miss Guy Friday. I've messed up. I left him behind and now I'm stuck in Dimension X with a makeshift Ghostbusters crew, and hold up, is that Miss Piggy?!


Wednesday, November 11, 2015

The Adventures of Miss M and the Toy Hunter: Journey to Snake Mountain!

Dear Diary,

While we take a break from all the current events of All My Toys, let us instead go back in time to a story that occurred a couple years ago, one that has never been told... until now! Behold the strange and twisted tale of how toy Miss M first met the one and only Toy Hunter.

Miss M

Friday, November 6, 2015

I Am Elemental: Courage Review!

We don't need another hero, because we have Courage. Click the link for my look at the brand new figure from the I Am Elemental toy line!

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

November 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

Things are bad. Really bad. Halloween night was a success until Skeletor arrived finally being able to speak after months of being a mute while in space. Apparently he knows what happened in space all those months ago, and it involves the evil cosmic force known as Lady Kale and some woman named She-Ra. The problem is none of us know who She-Ra is even though we are supposed to. I don't know what is going on. I just know it's late, Halloween is over and I'm beginning to hear Christmas songs. I think it's just in my head though. 

-Miss M

Friday, October 30, 2015

Miss M Presents: April O'Neil's Halloween Party of the Year- 2015 Edition!

Dear Diary!

It's Halloween! It's finally here! Halloween is here! It's time to trick or treat. But don't smell my feet. I've been in need of a good pedicure. I think I might do that before getting Yvie dressed up. This will be her first Halloween and I am so excited! I just need to print some stickers from the computer to go on our trick or treat bags, and I will be good to go. I hope Bruce won't mind me using his computer and printer. He's got all the high tech stuff...

-Miss M

Sunday, October 25, 2015

October 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

The plans are coming along for April's Halloween bash. I'm really hoping that her party will be a hit. Can I be honest though? I kinda just want my Halloween to be simple. Maybe do a little trick or treating with Bruce and Yvie, and then just go home and veg out with some horror movies. Maybe have a little spooky adult fun with Bruce after Yvie falls asleep for the night. Come to think of it, ever since Bruce and I became a couple we haven't really consummated anything. Like, he isn't waiting for marriage is he? No. Bruce Wayne is a playboy. He has slept around more than I can count, so then why hasn't he tried to sleep with me? Is there something wrong with me? Am I not good enough? Am I, gasp, boring? I heard boredom is a sure fire way to slay a boner. Heaven help me.

-Miss M

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Movie Review: Jem and the Holograms

I just got home from watching the new Jem and the Holograms movie. While it is still fresh on my mind, I wanted to write about it. So while I have plans to post a fantastic Halloween toy tale for you all, let's take a break and get a little outrageous. There will be spoilers aplenty so if you have not seen the film yet and want to know nothing, than do not click the link and read this review. You will be spoiled like old milk! Otherwise, carry on!