Saturday, April 25, 2015

And the winner is...

Click the link below and find out the results of the first ever Diary of a Dorkette Giveaway!

Friday, April 24, 2015

Eclectic Mayhem!!!

It's the final day of the Diary of a Dorkette 500 giveaway and while we wait for the winners to be revealed on the 25th, click the link and listen to something fun and eclectic in the mean time!

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Miss M Presents: A Ball to Remember

Dear Diary:

I just moved into a new place. It's totally adorable. It is kinda strange no longer having Irma and Guy Friday as roommates, but what can ya do? I do feel like there were plenty of stories I could have shared living with those two lovebirds, but maybe for another time. So here's what you may have missed Diary. Back in December the old offices of Diary of a Dorkette burned down in a terrible fire that nearly killed my best friend and mentor April O'Neil and one of her many enemies. Now that April has regained control of her company again and leased new office space for a totally new and shiny Diary of a Dorkette, she is throwing a ball to celebrate. However I haven't really been in the best of moods. I've been through heartbreak (my love Michelangelo married Mona Lisa and my other near romance with Bruce Wayne fizzled faster than some Pop Rocks.) So I have been going on countless dates with the weirdest men imaginable. My dear friend Glimmer has found herself in rehab. My other dear friend and personal hero She-Ra is missing and no one knows where she is. On top of that mutants are missing everywhere. There's someone stalking Sydney Rutledge from Swans Crossing. I mean come on Diary! There's so much going on that it's just a bit hard to keep up. It feels like just yesterday though that I wrote my first entry. I was a bit worried that I wouldn't have much to write about, but goodness, look at all that has unfolded 500 entries later... Maybe I do need to go to this ball. Now if only I could find something to wear...

-Miss M

Friday, April 10, 2015

Diary of a Dorkette Giveaway!

I've always wanted to do this, but never really knew when would be a good time, but with the 500th post of Diary of a Dorkette looming on the horizon, what better way than right now to offer the very first toy giveaway on Diary of a Dorkette! Click the link below to read more about how you can enter to win some very cool prize packs! It's my way of celebrating 500 posts of crazy while also thanking you all for your support and friendship.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

March 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

What's up dude diary?

This is Ed. I'm dead. Just takin it easy in the After Life. Actually it's not really that easy. It was easy. Everything was easy in the After life before she came into the picture. Ever since I met Miss M, my heart has been beating differently. Metaphorically speaking. I'm deader than dead and thus have no real heart anymore. With much regret though, Miss M left the After Life. Get this dude diary, she left for a second chance at life again! How does that even work? Who gets those kinds of second chances? This isn't a Marvel comic. It doesn't matter though. I still wait patiently for the day when she'll die again and we'll be reunited. Until then, I just continue to take it easy in the Crystal Castle replica I built for her. Because that's what love is. Building your sweet lady a Crystal Castle replica to live in. In the After Life. Now if only she'd seriously want to spend the rest of eternity together...


March 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

The streets aren't safe and they have no name. Mutants are missing left and right in the city. It's kind of a scary time. You know what else is scary? Dating. It's atrocious and grody. In fact, I don't even know why I should put myself back out there. I should just be content that I had near success with Michelangelo and another near success with Bruce Wayne. And of course there's always Ed in the After Life. At some point we'll reunite for sure. Just not anytime soon because I'm living my life Diary. One date at a time. Oh, and on a side note, the big ball to celebrate the new start for the Diary of a Dorkette offices is almost here! 

Editor's note: This is post 497! The countdown is on!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

A Call to Action!

While I get some new stories typed up and ready to go, I wanted to share another fun Kickstarter campaign that is bringing forward a new action figure to the masses! If you are interested, check it out!