Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Be Still My Puffy Heart

This is my favorite time of year. (I say that at least seven times throughout a given year.) Just click below and embrace my girly ways.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Hasbro's New Disney Mini Kingdom

With a new year comes new toys. Click the link and see what Hasbro has in store for the Disney Princesses.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Dorkette Catch Up!

It's that time again. Time for a quick check in. Let's dish the dirt with toy talk and more!

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

All My Toys: Powder Puff Girls

Dear Diary,

My toes are black and blue on account of working a series of long shifts in heels. I should have known better. I'm no longer a spring chicken. I can't wear these contraptions on my feet like I'm some kind of Barbie doll. I'm a human being. Anyways, aside from work I haven't been up to much. I've been neglecting my toy collection. I feel bad that everything is packed in boxes from the move back to my parent's place. I just can't return to my magical toy world. Right now I am stuck in the real world. And right, right now I need to get back to my counter because my break is up.

-Michael Lynn

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

December 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Shredder,

Prison sucks. Luckily we have access to computers so we can at least type up a decent letter between super villains. How are you? Since we are both locked up I'd be willing to bet it sucks for you too. They recently moved me to a new block. No one really knows who I am and they certainly have no idea what I've done. We could have really taken over the world with our drug ring, how did it all fall apart so quickly? Oh, I know, that stupid hero WoW. When we get out, I think we should team up again and find her. Make her pay. For now, I'm just killing time.

Dr. Blight

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

December 2015 Heroic Hottie

Space Data, Loop 544

My fellow travelers and I are racing through space to make it to Earth in time. I've found myself on a mission to stop something awful from happening. I don't know all the details except that my fellow travelers are trying to prevent their dystopian future from happening. It all involves a powerful cosmic force known as Lady Kale and a pale dork girl form Earth.


Thursday, December 17, 2015

December 2015 Bodacious Baddie

Dear Diary,

Things have gotten messy on Main Street. Hordak and Catra are in fisticuffs. We're trying to find the other Cat Ladies to help. We're also trying to find a way to stop Lady Kale. She's this supreme cosmic force that wants me destroyed on account that I died and came back to life thanks to Maleficent's magic. Now it's like nothing makes sense anymore. I feel like at any moment the world is going to crumble all around me, like in one of those Marvel comic events. Speaking of those Marvel events, I wonder when the latest Secret Wars event will be over. I feel like it's been dragged out for far too long. Anyways, my world needs saving. Comic talk can wait.

-Miss M