Tuesday, June 12, 2018

All My Toys: All About Evil

While we take a break from our main hero Miss M, there are other stories going on among your favorite toys. Particularly with those considered evil, the villains of this sordid toy soap opera. Of course what really makes a villain a villain when everyone thinks their own perspective is cause for justice and honor? Read on and see what's new, for trouble like you...


Saturday, May 12, 2018

All My Toys: Searching for Home

Dear Diary,

Eff this place! I am still stuck in Dimension X. Still! To make matters worse someone slipped into my room and tried to kill me! I thought this new and improved Dimension X was a safe place. What a country crock. I just want to be back on Earth. Why can't that be a thing? Oh well, I need to talk to Maleficent about this. If she is going to run this place she needs to know! 

-Miss M


Sunday, April 29, 2018

All My Toys: Kidnapped!

Dear Diary,

I am still on Dimension X. I have no idea when I am returning to Earth, but I have come into contact with the ruler of Dimension X, my former enemy turned fairy godmother Maleficent! What a small universe! Before I can leave she wants me to meet someone. Someone I will be surprised to see. I have no idea what I am getting into. So let's get this show over with so I can finally get back to my main story line already!

-Miss M


Saturday, March 31, 2018

All My Toys: He Has Risen


Dear Diary,

We are in Dimension X about to meet Bucky O'Hare's mystery boss. I have also been told that there is a solar storm about to spread across the universe. I have no idea what that means but something tells me it will be quite a light show. I just want to find my way back to Earth. This side adventure in space is not that bad, but there are bigger things I am missing out on. I also miss my super hero team. I wonder how they are? What new missions are they on? Do they even miss me? I doubt they even know I am gone. Oh well. I will just have to wait patiently for my trip back home.

-Miss M

Friday, March 23, 2018

All My Toys: New Adventures

Dear Diary,

I am still traveling through space with Bucky O'Hare and his crew. I have no idea where we are going or when I will return to Earth. However Ed is with me, and that is more than enough. I do wonder though what is happening back on Earth...

-Miss M


Tuesday, February 20, 2018

All My Toys: Secrets

Previously on All My Toys,

Miss M was tricked into falling in love by the evil Burnheart! He even kidnapped her at their wedding that did not happen! This all happened in space and the gag was that Burnheart was going to destroy Earth! And Batman flew off in a rocket to save her! Only Miss M does not need saving! She killed Burnheart and with Ed by her side they hopped in a ship with Bucky O'Hare and his crew as Burnheart's ship exploded! What could possibly happen next? Find out dear reader!


Wednesday, January 31, 2018

All My Toys: Assholes In Space!

Dear Diary,

I agreed to marry a monster. A madman. A Super Natural weirdo with a hologram chest hiding the most sinister of flames. Anyways. Here's the deal. I am stuck in space with this madman named Burnheart who wants me dead because I killed his one true love Lady Kale. (Remember that crack pot?) Anyways, he is planning on making me watch him blow Earth up with everyone I have ever known and loved unaware that their deaths are close at hand. All for revenge. What a total tool. Also, my dearest Ed is back from the dead and on this ship with me. I only hope he avoids doing anything stupid. Please Ed, do not do anything stupid.

-Miss M