Thursday, March 26, 2015

A Call to Action!

While I get some new stories typed up and ready to go, I wanted to share another fun Kickstarter campaign that is bringing forward a new action figure to the masses! If you are interested, check it out!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

March 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

So let's see. A great deal is going on right now. I've begun the arduous process of dating. It has been brought to my attention that online dating is the quickest way to meet quality men. So I've done that. I have a profile. My fingers are ready to swipe. More importantly though there will be new office space for Diary of a Dorkette! After the original offices were burned to the ground, April O'Neil has been busy getting a new office up and running! To celebrate there will also be a huge ball. A ball! I love balls. It's just the perfect... Wait. Damn it Diary I hope you know what I mean when I say I love balls. I'm talking about huge grand balls, the kind you dress up for. And you do a little dancing. Crap. I'm just going to shut up.

-Miss M

Editor's note: What you are about to read is based off of partially true events. Miss M recently began the process of dating and putting herself back on the market months ago. Some of her more disastrous dates will be played out in toy form for the world to see. And judge.

Friday, March 13, 2015

After Dark: Friday the 13th Part 2!

Go ahead and enter the spin off of All My Toys: After Dark! Only the juicy salacious things happen here.

Previously: Refusing to learn how to use her legs again, Mermista met her match with Aquaman, her rehabilitation coach... After taking advantage of a club drug called Plastic, Glimmer finally began getting her life in order... Catra tangled with Tiger Claw. She wanted him to pay for his crimes against the Cat Ladies, so after sleeping with her former lover, she killed him... The vile and vicious Velvet Sky needed protection from Hordak so she turned to the Cat Ladies... He-Man was on the search for his sister She-Ra who has been held captive by the mysteriously evil Lady Kale... The pretty popular Sydney Rutledge of Swans Crossing fame has also been stalked for months by someone who loves horror movies a little too much... Shredder and his organization of crime is busy killing mutants and turning them into the designer club drug Plastic. So, the Ninja Turtles and April O'Neil are hot on the trail to stop Shred Head!

Click below for the latest After Dark!

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

With love to you all!

Hey everyone. It has been a few weeks. So I thought we could take a break from all the toy stories and do a little catching up. I have a lot of things to discuss. So click the link and let's dish!

Saturday, February 28, 2015

February 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

There's another side to Vegas than what the rest of the world usually sees. All the lights and themed hotels are just props. The city is bankrupt. Bankrupt with ideas. Everyone just runs around trying to live out some fantasy that the commercials promise. But there's nothing here but trouble. Fantasies aren't real. What's real is that I'm in a holding tank. Apparently a lot of stuff went down last night. I kissed the Blue Ranger before getting ready for a wedding. There was the wedding of course. I think we were attacked. I may or may not have slept with Billy and Frankenberry at once. There was a tiger in the room. Oh and Diary, something bad happened to Princess Jasmine. As in the Disney Princess. I don't know that there's much I can do now. This might be my last entry. I might be trading my new clothes for nothing but orange jump suits. Do they allow bedazzlers in prison? 

-Miss M

Sunday, February 22, 2015

February 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

I'm packing for Vegas. So follow along with the scoop. I joined a therapy group for the broken hearted, and in the group is the one and only Sour Grapes. She's an old broad that made a deal with this guy that once she turned 50 she'd meet him in Vegas and if all went well, they'd get married. So the crazy thing is that she has never met this guy! Like, never. They "met" in a cooking chat room and that's all she wrote. Of course, this is where the rest of the group comes in. We are all going to Vegas to support her. And I might be getting some. By 'some' I mean the good old bump and grind. Billy the blue Power Ranger and I have gotten to know each other and he is so much fun to be around. He also asked me to share a room with him. Now I'm just packing with my girl friends and making sure I am beyond prepared for this Vegas trip!

-Miss M

Friday, February 13, 2015