Monday, September 14, 2020

All My Toys Episode 207

 Previously on All My Toys,

The 2020 Presidential Election is heating up! With Cobra out of the way, Count Chocula is trying clean up the mess left over by the terrorist group! Wealthy socialite Sydney Rutledge is looking to challenge Chocula and recently upped the stakes of the election by having Strawberry Shortcake (who just recently became Chocula's ex-wife and former first lady) as her running mate. Sydney is running on a campaign of no more drama! 

Also, the lovely Miss M just found out that her mother, Cruella de Vil, has been a part of a plot to kill her. 

Click the link for more drama!

Saturday, September 12, 2020

All My Toys Episode 206

 Dear Diary,

I’ve been busy! There’s all the party planning for Strawberry Shortcake’s birthdays! She missed out on a handful, the poor thing. I still can’t believe Cobra locked her inside Scrooge McDuck’s bank and fed her chocolate with her thinking it was her dead husband. I mean who does that? Anyways, I am still working with Velvet Sky (huge surprise) to find out who all is trying to kill me and just what the plot is. It’s a tale as old as this soap opera, but I think we are finally making headway. Plus it is nice that Velvet Sky and I are not at odds. I’m cool with that. In other news Bruce is dating Vicki Vale, I don’t want to talk about it. Besides, I am talking to a dreamy fire fighter, though neither of us seem ready to just jump in and actually go on a date. Maybe he thinks I am lame? Or maybe I am just not his type? Also, I have not forgotten that the old witch from my past is out there, waiting for a red night sky to be a warning of her arrival. I fear my time on this planet is reaching its end. And what the heck do I do with that?! Oh where is Deanna Troi when ya need her?

-Miss M

Saturday, August 15, 2020

For Sarah

Click the link to read about my grandmother and the toys she had for her grandchildren to play with, among other fantastic memories. 

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Monday, August 10, 2020

All My Toys-205

Dear Diary,

Ok, so like it has been a weird summer. The team is all off in different directions. Oola and He-Man have teamed up to find Geoffrey the Giraffe, who they totally think is still alive, but I have my doubts. Billy and Sulu are on some really long extended honeymoon. Samus is off in space. Brian is raising his robo-baby. I don't really know what Quick Charge is up to, she tends to keep to herself when we aren't in a group setting. And Ed, well, we've been eating lots of ice cream and watching horror movies while I try and figure out my alliance with Velvet Sky. I've seen Yvie here and there. Bruce is acting funny. I don't know why. And I occasionally text the hot fire fighter. His name is Luke but with that beard and those arms, honey, I just forget a lot of things.

Anyways, I am off to visit Strawberry Shortcake. She has not been in the best place since her marriage ended with Count Chocula over really weird circumstances.

See ya!

M

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Time to cast your vote!

The latest Diary of a Dorkette contest is almost complete! I’ve looked over every name submitted, they were all really fantastic. This was a difficult choice, but I managed to narrow it down to the top five. Click the link below and help me with casting your vote for what will be the new super hero team name for some of your favorite toys on All My Toys!

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

A contest nine years in the making

Diary of a Dorkette turns 9 today, and I know just the way we are going to celebrate! Click the link below to learn more!