Friday, October 30, 2015

Miss M Presents: April O'Neil's Halloween Party of the Year- 2015 Edition!

Dear Diary!

It's Halloween! It's finally here! Halloween is here! It's time to trick or treat. But don't smell my feet. I've been in need of a good pedicure. I think I might do that before getting Yvie dressed up. This will be her first Halloween and I am so excited! I just need to print some stickers from the computer to go on our trick or treat bags, and I will be good to go. I hope Bruce won't mind me using his computer and printer. He's got all the high tech stuff...

-Miss M


Sunday, October 25, 2015

October 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

The plans are coming along for April's Halloween bash. I'm really hoping that her party will be a hit. Can I be honest though? I kinda just want my Halloween to be simple. Maybe do a little trick or treating with Bruce and Yvie, and then just go home and veg out with some horror movies. Maybe have a little spooky adult fun with Bruce after Yvie falls asleep for the night. Come to think of it, ever since Bruce and I became a couple we haven't really consummated anything. Like, he isn't waiting for marriage is he? No. Bruce Wayne is a playboy. He has slept around more than I can count, so then why hasn't he tried to sleep with me? Is there something wrong with me? Am I not good enough? Am I, gasp, boring? I heard boredom is a sure fire way to slay a boner. Heaven help me.

-Miss M


Saturday, October 24, 2015

Movie Review: Jem and the Holograms

I just got home from watching the new Jem and the Holograms movie. While it is still fresh on my mind, I wanted to write about it. So while I have plans to post a fantastic Halloween toy tale for you all, let's take a break and get a little outrageous. There will be spoilers aplenty so if you have not seen the film yet and want to know nothing, than do not click the link and read this review. You will be spoiled like old milk! Otherwise, carry on!


Friday, October 16, 2015

October 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Oh my goodness! Halloween is getting closer and closer. April's Annual Halloween party is getting into high gear. However this year she enlisted the help of some guy named Chris Gaida who is some self professed Halloween party planner. I think that is just a waste of resources. April throws a great party every year, why does she need the help from some guy who lives in Canada? What's so special about him anyway? I just don't understand. Anyways, in an effort to butt in, I have joined in on the party planning. Because, why not?

-Miss M


Friday, October 9, 2015

October 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

The world is topsy turvy. But there are Halloween Whoppers at Burger King so it can't be all that bad, can it? I don't know. I'm more tired than usual. With work, a cosmic threat hanging over my head, the loss of friends, and raising a bat baby, I've been a busy dorkette. I also need to figure out my love life. Bruce Wayne keeps hinting at things, but can I truly open up to him? Is it worth it? I'm terrified. I don't want to be alone in this world, I want love and all that jazz, but I also can't get hurt anymore. I just can't. So I think I will refrain and just focus on work and Yvie. Love is my haunted house. It scares me more than anything.

-Miss M