It's Halloween! It's finally here! Halloween is here! It's time to trick or treat. But don't smell my feet. I've been in need of a good pedicure. I think I might do that before getting Yvie dressed up. This will be her first Halloween and I am so excited! I just need to print some stickers from the computer to go on our trick or treat bags, and I will be good to go. I hope Bruce won't mind me using his computer and printer. He's got all the high tech stuff...
Miss M Presents:
April O'Neil's Halloween Party of the Year
Miss M: (sighs) No, I don't know what I'll be wearing.
Miss M: I know. I'll find something fun to wear.
Bruce Wayne: No, wait a minute. Something is wrong. We aren't leaving until you tell me what it is.
Bruce Wayne: Too bad. Something is wrong with you. Talk to me.
Bruce Wayne: What did you see?
Bruce Wayne: What?
Miss M: Why not?
Bruce Wayne: I don't go around asking if you look at porn. Why should you with me?
Miss M: Wait a second. You don't wonder if I do that?
Bruce Wayne: No! It's private! Does it even matter that I have porn on my computer?
Bruce Wayne: Why? Why should that matter?
Miss M: Because we haven't even slept together! We've been together for awhile now and we have not been intimate even once.
Bruce Wayne: I really don't want to talk about this. You said before that you didn't want to sleep in the same bed, no funny business...
Miss M: No! I said that before we became a couple! It's different now.
Miss M: Why cant't you just tell me what is wrong with me? I know I don't look like your other girlfriends...
Bruce Wayne: Stop. It's not you. I promise you. I... I have some things that I need to work through all right?
Bruce Wayne: Look, this isn't easy for me ok? Can we please table this discussion for later and get ready for Halloween? I want this to be a special night for Yvie.
In Dimension X...
Louis: Doesn't it though?
Irma: So what are we doing? We've been here for a few days and nothing has been happening.
Winston: We unlock all the secrets we need to make the universe a better place.
Winston: Exactly, we just need Janine and Ray to hurry up.
Back on Earth, Miss M and Bruce Wayne don their secret alter ego super hero suits as they step out and join in the festivities of Halloween.
WoW: What was that about? I'm a damn good hero too.
Batman: (shrugs) Of course you are a great hero. I dunno what came over me.
WoW: Whatever. For the record, you might have an extensive movie series based off you, but most of them were basic. So there.
In another part of the city...
Lady Kale: What is the big deal about this Halloween thing anyway?
At April O'Neil's Halloween Party of the Year, guests enjoy a party of spooky epic sized fun at the Monster Cereal Mascot Mansion!
Chris Gaida: I might be interested. Is there a space for me to record at?
April: Umm, I guess there is. Why?
April: I'll accommodate whatever. I just need you here.
Chris Gaida: I also have an extensive collection of faux fur Chewbacca coats that I will need to bring. I get cold in an office space.
Chris Gaida: I'll think about it.
April: I can handle that. Where's your costume by the way?
At Wayne Manor,
Miss M: It was great. I actually had a very nice time. Yvie was thrilled. Weren't you sweetness?
Miss M: It pays to be a super hero. Even if I'm just second rate.
Bruce Wayne: Come on M, don't take that seriously.
Miss M: Not sure, probably put Yvie down for the night. I had wanted to do other things tonight, but I'll probably just eat a lot of candy and drink a six pack of Dr. Pepper.
Miss M: I don't know...
The Halloween party is in full gear as guests continue to arrive and mingle,
Casey: Yep. Great party babe.
Billy: One of the originals.
Chris: You're friends with Miss M huh?
Chris: Is she always weird?
Chris: I'm afraid I relate all too well. I'm hoping she and I can become friends. I'll be working with her soon.
Chris: I'm going to try and figure it out.
Billy: Cool. You should celebrate with a Space Milkshake.
Chris: I've heard those are good.
Zelda: Why are you always thinking about her at these events?
Zelda: Sometimes I wonder if she is more.
Jasmine: It's so much fun. I think this is my first Halloween party with you.
Franken Berry: I know. It's perfect. Couldn't ask for a more dreamy night.
Jasmine: Oh Franken Berry! How did we ever get so lucky?
Boo Berry: You both are too sugary sweet.
Franken Berry: We just need to make sure the mansion is back to normal before he gets back...
Bruce Wayne: Want something to drink?
Miss M click clacks away.
Miss M: Frute Brute! You came back out of retirement! Why is your hair all grey?
Chris Gaida: I should thank you. Your sassy ways kicked me into high gear to make it a really great event.
Miss M: Friends?
Chris Gaida: Yeah, I suppose I can wing that.
Miss M: Ha.
Miss M: Yes. I like him. He'll be great for the team.
Miss M: Tell me about it. I feel like my eyes need to be bleached.
April: That much huh?
April: You got Yvie out of that deal.
April: Stop stalling. You're letting your anxiety take over.
Miss M: Ugh. Stop being my friend. Ok! I'm going.
April: Love you! Now where is my damn pizza?
Bruce Wayne: Ah, she decides to speak to me.
Miss M: Are you having fun?
Miss M: Well everything I know about icy red hot attitude I learned from Erica Kane and Frosta.
Bruce Wayne: What's wrong with you? I'll get rid of my porn collection if that's what you want ok?
Bruce Wayne: Well damn it M what is it? My God women are so complicated.
Bruce Wayne: (laughs) Ok you got me. I can be a dumb ass. I want to be intimate with you. In a sexual Ms. Jackson if ya nasty kinda way.
Miss M: Ohh you're bringing Janet into this. I like it.
Miss M: I'm here whenever. We live together for crying out loud. We've been surrounded by green baby poop. I can handle whatever you have to say.
Miss M: (sighs) And I love you too, against all better judgement.
As the two dance and grow closer together, they both drift off into their own thoughts trying to understand their lives. That's the funny thing about love, everything seems like a major issue. It's not until the real threats appear that you realize the stuff before is just stupid.
Miss M: I think that's the real Skeletor.
At the Wayne Mansion,
Suddenly, a knock at the door and a cheerful voice calls out, "Trick or Treat."