Wednesday, November 22, 2017

All My Toys: Thanksgiving Terror!

Dear Diary,

Oh my goodness dating Burnheart has been the best! We have been dining all across town. He has been saying all the right things. He even has his own bodyguards. Because he is a space prince!!! I am dating a space prince! It is like all of my dreams have come true. And I am not even questioning any of it. Everything is just so weird. Is this what true love feels like? Where you just make insane decisions and ignore everyone in your life? Ever since I looked into the holographic flames on his super natural chest I have just been hooked. We are going to fly among the stars. I have never been happier!

-Miss M


Sunday, November 19, 2017

All My Toys: That Burning Desire!

Dear Diary,

Well we survived Halloween. I am not entirely sure why a horde of wrestling zombies wanted me dead, however I am beyond grateful that this space prince named Burnheart swooped in to demolish them in time. It is a little weird though. He claims we are destined to be together and he wants me to travel with him through the stars. I am of course skeptical. The whole thing just seems so weird. Anyways I decided to meet him for dinner and hear him out. What else am I going to do? It's not like my love life has been decent on Earth. Maybe I am destined to travel the universe with some guy that doesn't have a face. What could be so wrong with that? Oh well Diary, I have to go for now. He just showed up!

-Miss M