Oh my goodness dating Burnheart has been the best! We have been dining all across town. He has been saying all the right things. He even has his own bodyguards. Because he is a space prince!!! I am dating a space prince! It is like all of my dreams have come true. And I am not even questioning any of it. Everything is just so weird. Is this what true love feels like? Where you just make insane decisions and ignore everyone in your life? Ever since I looked into the holographic flames on his super natural chest I have just been hooked. We are going to fly among the stars. I have never been happier!
All My Toys
Oola: We have also been gathering our own intel. We are this close to finding out what Cobra has done with Count Chocula and Strawberry Shortcake.
Brian Farrell: We could still get some work done while we wait for Miss M to come back to us.
Billy: I know my friend. She will be back. Miss M is not going to fail this team.
Across town at the office of counselor Deanna Troi...
Deanna Troi: (jumps in surprise) Excuse me, I do not have any openings today. I am actually closed. How did you get in here?
Deanna Troi: Yes. I ended up making a call to Arkham Asylum but I later learned that the person who told me those things was not a real client. Something about a plant from Yelp, trying to test my abilities as a counselor. It was a mistake on my part.
Deanna Troi: I understand.
Deanna Troi: (plops on the couch and turns the phone off) I need to find Miss M. I had no idea she was telling the truth. I thought she was delusional. I have to make this right.
Burnheart: The pleasure was all mine my love.
Burnheart: What do you mean?
Miss M: (jumps) Did you hear that? It feels like evil is here.
Miss M: Umm, I have only ever had two pets. My dachshund Luke Skywalker was murdered and Chewie my pink poodle is sleeping at my house. Maybe waking up for a moment to eat the rug in my bedroom. I probably shouldn't be telling you this. Are you ill? Do you need help to Arkham Asylum?
Barbarocious: Am I ill? How dare you. I want my pet.
Miss M: I don't know what you are talking about but stay away!
Miss M: (chokes) Yep, you aren't gonna stay away.
Barbarocious: Or you will die.
Barbarocious: Who are you?
Burnheart: My name is Burnheart. I am a super natural being from a Medieval pocket in space.
Burnheart: Here. Look into my flames and see what is possible for everyone involved in this sordid melodrama.
Burnheart: She clearly has no idea about the pet you are referring to. Maybe you should retrace your steps towards someone else?
Burnheart: Yes. Best of luck to you.
Burnheart: Not very long. I took care of that miserable woman for you.
Miss M: What did you just say?
Burnheart: I am asking you to marry me.
Miss M: I don't know what to say.
Burnheart: Well say something.
Burnheart: You have just made me the happiest man in the universe.
Everyone reacts to Miss M's impending nuptials!