Tuesday, March 31, 2015

March 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

What's up dude diary?

This is Ed. I'm dead. Just takin it easy in the After Life. Actually it's not really that easy. It was easy. Everything was easy in the After life before she came into the picture. Ever since I met Miss M, my heart has been beating differently. Metaphorically speaking. I'm deader than dead and thus have no real heart anymore. With much regret though, Miss M left the After Life. Get this dude diary, she left for a second chance at life again! How does that even work? Who gets those kinds of second chances? This isn't a Marvel comic. It doesn't matter though. I still wait patiently for the day when she'll die again and we'll be reunited. Until then, I just continue to take it easy in the Crystal Castle replica I built for her. Because that's what love is. Building your sweet lady a Crystal Castle replica to live in. In the After Life. Now if only she'd seriously want to spend the rest of eternity together...


March 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

The streets aren't safe and they have no name. Mutants are missing left and right in the city. It's kind of a scary time. You know what else is scary? Dating. It's atrocious and grody. In fact, I don't even know why I should put myself back out there. I should just be content that I had near success with Michelangelo and another near success with Bruce Wayne. And of course there's always Ed in the After Life. At some point we'll reunite for sure. Just not anytime soon because I'm living my life Diary. One date at a time. Oh, and on a side note, the big ball to celebrate the new start for the Diary of a Dorkette offices is almost here! 

Editor's note: This is post 497! The countdown is on!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

A Call to Action!

While I get some new stories typed up and ready to go, I wanted to share another fun Kickstarter campaign that is bringing forward a new action figure to the masses! If you are interested, check it out!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

March 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

So let's see. A great deal is going on right now. I've begun the arduous process of dating. It has been brought to my attention that online dating is the quickest way to meet quality men. So I've done that. I have a profile. My fingers are ready to swipe. More importantly though there will be new office space for Diary of a Dorkette! After the original offices were burned to the ground, April O'Neil has been busy getting a new office up and running! To celebrate there will also be a huge ball. A ball! I love balls. It's just the perfect... Wait. Damn it Diary I hope you know what I mean when I say I love balls. I'm talking about huge grand balls, the kind you dress up for. And you do a little dancing. Crap. I'm just going to shut up.

-Miss M

Editor's note: What you are about to read is based off of partially true events. Miss M recently began the process of dating and putting herself back on the market months ago. Some of her more disastrous dates will be played out in toy form for the world to see. And judge.

Friday, March 13, 2015

After Dark: Friday the 13th Part 2!

Go ahead and enter the spin off of All My Toys: After Dark! Only the juicy salacious things happen here.

Previously: Refusing to learn how to use her legs again, Mermista met her match with Aquaman, her rehabilitation coach... After taking advantage of a club drug called Plastic, Glimmer finally began getting her life in order... Catra tangled with Tiger Claw. She wanted him to pay for his crimes against the Cat Ladies, so after sleeping with her former lover, she killed him... The vile and vicious Velvet Sky needed protection from Hordak so she turned to the Cat Ladies... He-Man was on the search for his sister She-Ra who has been held captive by the mysteriously evil Lady Kale... The pretty popular Sydney Rutledge of Swans Crossing fame has also been stalked for months by someone who loves horror movies a little too much... Shredder and his organization of crime is busy killing mutants and turning them into the designer club drug Plastic. So, the Ninja Turtles and April O'Neil are hot on the trail to stop Shred Head!

Click below for the latest After Dark!

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

With love to you all!

Hey everyone. It has been a few weeks. So I thought we could take a break from all the toy stories and do a little catching up. I have a lot of things to discuss. So click the link and let's dish!