This is Ed. I'm dead. Just takin it easy in the After Life. Actually it's not really that easy. It was easy. Everything was easy in the After life before she came into the picture. Ever since I met Miss M, my heart has been beating differently. Metaphorically speaking. I'm deader than dead and thus have no real heart anymore. With much regret though, Miss M left the After Life. Get this dude diary, she left for a second chance at life again! How does that even work? Who gets those kinds of second chances? This isn't a Marvel comic. It doesn't matter though. I still wait patiently for the day when she'll die again and we'll be reunited. Until then, I just continue to take it easy in the Crystal Castle replica I built for her. Because that's what love is. Building your sweet lady a Crystal Castle replica to live in. In the After Life. Now if only she'd seriously want to spend the rest of eternity together...
In the After Life...
In an After Life prison...
Maleficent: (pauses as the air changes) What is that? (her eyes narrow) Something evil is here.
The headquarters to the After Life...
Angela: I am thrilled. Especially since you are being given such an important position in the After Life.
Miss Elizabeth: Oh dear.
Miss Elizabeth: Universal command?! That hasn't been enforced for light years!
Helspont: Thank you for cooperating. Lady Kale will find this helpful in the future.
Miss Elizabeth: Excuse me?
Helspont: Is this some trick? If so, I will destroy you where you stand.
Helspont: Where is she?
Miss Elizabeth: Yes. She will be.
Back at the Crystal Castle replica...
Ed: What? What do you know about Miss M being in danger?
Far away from the After Life and among the gleaming stars rests the heart of the universe!
Lady Kale: The solar system looks nice during this cycle, doesn't it?
She-Ra: I suppose so. Did you bring me a pet to play with?
Bull Alien: HISS!
She-Ra: Where is Swift Wind?
She-Ra: No such thing at all. I can only say what I know. Besides, you are powerful. Why can't you focus and use your powers to find her? To watch over her.
Later on, alone in her throne room, Lady Kale waits on word from one of her minions...
Lady Kale: How much longer must this be?
Bull Alien: HISS!
Lady Kale: Poor little alien. Don't worry. Momma will feed you soon.
Boss Face: Lady Kale, I arrive with word.
Lady Kale: Very well, what is the good word?
Boss Face: We are awaiting the arrival of Beta Phase White Star to land.
Lady Kale: Very well.
March 2015 Bodacious Baddie!
Horrorscope: I come with word of my travels through space Lady Kale.
Lady Kale: Did you find Miss M?
Horrorscope: I am afraid not. The Beta Phase White Star was low on fuel. I needed to return for more resources.
Lady Kale: I thought I gave you plenty?
Horrorscope: You did. I thought this would be a simple journey. However this Miss M you are looking for, she is literally a needle in a star stack. The universe is vast.
Lady Kale: Do you think I do not know that? It was I who had a hand in creating it!
Horrorscope: Perhaps you should have aimed smaller. This mission will take me longer.
Lady Kale: Do not dare to talk back to me! I can destroy you all with just a passing glance! Does no one get that?! I can rewrite the whole universe and no one would ever know.
Horrorscope: (aims gun) SO then why don't you? I can always aim first though and stop you.
Lady Kale: Of course not. Don't be a fool. Besides, by rewriting everything... there's no telling what would happen. I could lose everything. Which is why we must find that Miss M person!
Horrorscope: Very well. I shall return to my adventures.
Lady Kale: Where will you go next?
Horrorscpe: My plan is to find a special orb in the rings of Saturn. That should help enhance my powers as well as giving my ship the boost it needs.
Lady Kale: This sounds like further delays.
Horrorscope: Do you want this Miss M found? I take that as a yes. If so, let me do my job.
Lady Kale: Very well. In the mean time I have other people helping me to locate not just Miss M but Maleficent as well.
Horrorscope: As you will it to be Lady Kale. We will win.
Lady Kale: Safe travels Horrorscope.
Boss Face: Helspont should be arriving soon.
Lady Kale: Good, we need something to change in our favor.
Lady Kale: Before I can breathe I must first take away that which is most important. As it has always been written in the stars from my own hand. One will soon be no more.
To be continued!
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