Miss M: Correct.
Billy: I'm not sure I follow.
Billy: You have been looking really tired lately. What's that about?
Miss M: I'm not sure really. I guess I've just been busy.
In other parts of the office...
Leonardo: Yep, and my brothers have been hot on his trail. They've been following him and reporting back.
Storm: Ok great. Once they find a solid location we'll soon sneak in.
April: Can we wait on the sneaking in part? I have this really big ball coming up and I just don't want any major action and drama to unfold before then.
Storm: Precisely. These bad guys know what is happening to all the mutants.
April: I hear ya, but I need all hands on deck to make sure this event goes off perfectly.
I suppose waiting isn't such a bad idea. We need to really make sure that Dr. Badvibes leads us to the secret hideout of all this villainous activity and is not instead planning on tricking us.
While making notes for new office furniture, Miss M gets a visit from another friend...
He-Man: Hey M, I just wanted to stop by and give you an update.
He-Man: Don't be hard on yourself. My sister wanted you to be safe.
He-Man: No. He is still mute. I wish there was a way for him to tell us what happened up there.
As the day winds down, April tries to tidy up some last minute things...
Megan Fox: I'm not here to rob you.
April: Hmm, let me see. Yes! I was meant to play myself in the biopic about my life and my friends the Ninja Turtles.
Megan Fox: That movie was from last summer! Get over it! Look, I know we've both tried to do some awful things to each other...
Megan Fox: Great, sign me up.
April: Sure thing. You are hired. Let me just give you the information to the catering company.
Megan Fox: Excuse me?
Megan Fox: Just what are you trying to say?
Megan Fox: You are the biggest witch I've ever met.
April: Good. Makes my heart healthy and happy to know this.
Else where, two unlikely prisoners discuss their dire situation...
Mystique: No, and I don't care.
Mystique: I dunno.
Mystique: I could just shape shift into someone else, but according to this lousy script, I can't use my powers. I think the pink pony has a point. Why are we locked in this silly prison? I could easily tip the fence over and be done with it to say nothing of my mutant powers. I highly doubt I'd really be locked up like this.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, she could just turn into a bird and fly away. Chirp chirp! Meui! Meui! Pew! Pew!
Mystique: I think we have reason to worry.
Miss M: Fine. Someone does die.
Is it Pinkie or myself? Do I get turned into the drug Plastic?
1. Toys Who Love Girls, Who Love Boys, Who Love Girls
Included are these mint in the box Barbie dolls. Ice Capades Barbie and My First Barbie were slightly right after my time of collecting Barbie dolls as a kid, but these were two of my favorites from that late 80's early 90's era.
Who doesn't love a mini Anastasia figure? She was once a $1.87 at WalMart! Now she will be free for one lucky winner!
A slightly larger Anastasia figure is also part of this pack. I loved this toy line so much, and I know you will too! I had an Anastasia figure from Burger King that I made into a love interest for my Luke Skywalker Power of the Force figure. Oh the best of toy love stories were made back then.
Also included are three bagged Cabbage Patch Kids Happy Meal toys from McDonald's. These are from the 90's and have a fun Holiday theme.
This is the third Cabbage Patch Kid Happy Meal toy. I so loved the Happy Meal toys from the 80's and 90's and these Cabbage Patch Kids are no exception!
The last item in this pink aisle pack is a new unread first issue of the IDW Jem and the Holograms series. It is the Plugged In Edition variant cover and features a nice hot pink metallic lettering for Jem and the Holograms.
2. The Prize Pack of Your Dreams!
Included is a loose (but bagged) Rhino Alien figure from the old Kenner Aliens line. This is such a cool and vicious looking beast!
The stuff your nightmares are made of! New unused Nightmare on Elm Street sticker album with three unopened sticker packs! Hours of fun! Or maybe just a few minutes if you're fast at peeling the stickers...
Freddy gets his revenge with this lovable and immortal Funko Pop! figure! He can help you slice off the stickers for his album! And they say he was just a maniac. He's so much more.
There is no Dana, only this toy. Mint in the package Zuul figure also comes with the outer box you see behind it!
And with his big return to the franchise and big screen this summer, it only seemed fair that this prize pack also had some love for Terminator 2, arguably the best Terminator film. Ever. That is all.
3. From My Heart, To Your Collection.
Do not adjust your screens. This prize pack does contain a mint Glimmer Princess of Power figure! Oh can you just hear that She-Ra theme song now?
There's more MOTU love with a mint Captain Glenn figure that will include her white mailer box. For those who don't know who this is, that's He-Man and She-Ra's momma. And she has a laser rifle. So you better watch out.
The love fest continues with a sealed (though slightly damaged) box of California Raisins Valentines! It's never out of season for Valentine's cards. Never. Also joining the cards is a Valentine themed California Raisin pvc figure by Applause.
Rounding out this prize pack is another Valentine themed California Raisin pvc toy and a new IAmElemental blind bag figure!
Now you've seen the three prize packs and hopefully you are excited and possibly wondering, "How do I enter to win such fun and interesting prizes?" It's really simple. If you are interested in one or more of the three prize packs above, leave a comment letting me know which packs you want to enter to win. Your screen name will then be thrown into jars for each prize pack. You have until the 24th of April to enter. Winners will be drawn and announced on April 25th 2015. Be sure to come back on the 25th! I'll then contact you privately for shipping information. If you do not want to publicly leave a comment but instead would like to enter the giveaway privately, email your choices to me at email@example.com.
Also, International dorks and dorkettes scream in delight, because you can also try to win these prize packs too! Some of the very first people that read this blog came from England, Spain, and Canada, so you bet your sweet behinds that everyone can enter this contest.
As for the special prize packs on Instagram and Twitter, simply find and follow me on Instagram and Twitter. The rules are a little different but very easy. Go to Diary of a Dorkette on Instagram and there you will find a picture of the prize pack and the rules. As for Twitter, search for me under @DorketteTweets and I will be tweeting details about the 5th and final prize pack! If any of this sounds messy and confusing, just ask me any questions. I am happy to answer!