Dorky Snaps! Blue Edition!

The topic this week from the League of Extraordinary Bloggers is all about the blues. But don't get down in the dumps! This week the topic is a fun photo session all about the color blue. So let's click the link below and enjoy in Grumpy Bear's fur color of choice.

Dorky Snaps- Monster High Movie Edition

Dorky Snaps is back with a special Movie Edition, starring the freaky students from Monster High. As usual Dorky Snaps is a feature that pays tribute to the captioned pictures from the late Toyfare magazine. This Movie Edition will also be having some fun with the movie Clueless. I was a teen when that movie came out and it spoke to me so well with all its vapid glory. (It is one of the best movies ever.) I figure that Clueless and a freaky doll line of teen monsters would go hand in hand!

Dorky Snaps Movie Edition

Proudly Presents

Alicia Silverbullet

In

Ghouless

Boys. Clothes. Morbidity. Whatever!

Frankie- Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a toy commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage monster.

Cleo- Ms. Krueger, my plastic mortician doesn't want me doing any activity where casketballs fly at my nose.

Clawdeen- Well, there goes your afterlife.

Rollin' with my ghoulies

Frankie- That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Deuce- Nice limbs.

(Alright dear readers, your turn to add to the dorky fun!)

Enjoy the latest edition of Dorky Snaps, and while you are at it pop in Clueless. That movie never goes out of style. Also this week I will be postponing Toy Chest Tuesday to Toy Chest Thursday. Just for this week. I'm trying to get things together for a new Toy Chest and need a few more days! Until next time dear readers!

Dorky Snaps

Remember ToyFare magazine? If you are a dork the answer is probably yes. ToyFare was the perfect magazine because it was all about action figures. (I even loved it more than Vogue, though TF was ranked a lil below Soap Opera Digest.) Anyways the magazine ended its run last year and if you were really quiet you could've heard the collective cry of the dork community throughout the universe. How were we going to get our toy news fix? Sure there are sites all over the web dedicated to toy news, but nothing was better than a real magazine in your hands filling you with knowledge, news, wish lists, and funny pictures. I'll never forget the first issue I bought, it was issue #7 and the very first Tomb Raider figure was on the cover. Thank goodness Lara has come a long way.

Anyway one of the great things about ToyFare was the little still shots of various toys with comic bubbles depicting a humorously witty conversation or sentence. So I thought what better way to pay tribute to that great magazine than by taking some funny snapshots of toys and all the stuff we love. So welcome to a new feature on Diary that I like to call Dorky Snaps! The pictures may not have the comic bubbles, but they hopefully have a lot of awesomeness. And to make it a fun interactive experience I thought I would leave the last picture blank, so that my fantastic readers could share with me their own funny line to go with the snapshot. Also, as a reminder, no toy's feelings were hurt in the making of these jokes! So enjoy!

While on the way to save the Great Rebellion from the Horde, Buttercup just had to tell She-Ra, "You're gonna need a bigger horse."

"All right, Mr. D. Vanille, I'm ready for my close-up." 

History of Fighting 101:

How rich women fought in the '80s

(So come on readers, what do you think?)