Monday, September 14, 2020

All My Toys Episode 207

 Previously on All My Toys,

The 2020 Presidential Election is heating up! With Cobra out of the way, Count Chocula is trying clean up the mess left over by the terrorist group! Wealthy socialite Sydney Rutledge is looking to challenge Chocula and recently upped the stakes of the election by having Strawberry Shortcake (who just recently became Chocula's ex-wife and former first lady) as her running mate. Sydney is running on a campaign of no more drama! 

Also, the lovely Miss M just found out that her mother, Cruella de Vil, has been a part of a plot to kill her. 

Click the link for more drama!

Saturday, September 12, 2020

All My Toys Episode 206

 Dear Diary,

I’ve been busy! There’s all the party planning for Strawberry Shortcake’s birthdays! She missed out on a handful, the poor thing. I still can’t believe Cobra locked her inside Scrooge McDuck’s bank and fed her chocolate with her thinking it was her dead husband. I mean who does that? Anyways, I am still working with Velvet Sky (huge surprise) to find out who all is trying to kill me and just what the plot is. It’s a tale as old as this soap opera, but I think we are finally making headway. Plus it is nice that Velvet Sky and I are not at odds. I’m cool with that. In other news Bruce is dating Vicki Vale, I don’t want to talk about it. Besides, I am talking to a dreamy fire fighter, though neither of us seem ready to just jump in and actually go on a date. Maybe he thinks I am lame? Or maybe I am just not his type? Also, I have not forgotten that the old witch from my past is out there, waiting for a red night sky to be a warning of her arrival. I fear my time on this planet is reaching its end. And what the heck do I do with that?! Oh where is Deanna Troi when ya need her?

-Miss M

Saturday, August 15, 2020

For Sarah

Click the link to read about my grandmother and the toys she had for her grandchildren to play with, among other fantastic memories. 

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Monday, August 10, 2020

All My Toys-205

Dear Diary,

Ok, so like it has been a weird summer. The team is all off in different directions. Oola and He-Man have teamed up to find Geoffrey the Giraffe, who they totally think is still alive, but I have my doubts. Billy and Sulu are on some really long extended honeymoon. Samus is off in space. Brian is raising his robo-baby. I don't really know what Quick Charge is up to, she tends to keep to herself when we aren't in a group setting. And Ed, well, we've been eating lots of ice cream and watching horror movies while I try and figure out my alliance with Velvet Sky. I've seen Yvie here and there. Bruce is acting funny. I don't know why. And I occasionally text the hot fire fighter. His name is Luke but with that beard and those arms, honey, I just forget a lot of things.

Anyways, I am off to visit Strawberry Shortcake. She has not been in the best place since her marriage ended with Count Chocula over really weird circumstances.

See ya!


Thursday, August 6, 2020

Time to cast your vote!

The latest Diary of a Dorkette contest is almost complete! I’ve looked over every name submitted, they were all really fantastic. This was a difficult choice, but I managed to narrow it down to the top five. Click the link below and help me with casting your vote for what will be the new super hero team name for some of your favorite toys on All My Toys!

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

A contest nine years in the making

Diary of a Dorkette turns 9 today, and I know just the way we are going to celebrate! Click the link below to learn more!

Saturday, July 25, 2020

All My Toys: 204 The Conference of Evil!

It is that time of year! The Conference of Evil is upon us, so click the link and dive into the villainy!

Thursday, July 23, 2020

All My Toys: 203

Dear Diary,

What can I say? I am walking into the belly of a very vicious beast. I am planning on talking to Velvet Sky. She needs to know that whoever that was on tv, attacking her, that it was not me. Yes, she killed me many years ago, but I have largely gotten over that. And I’ve never said another word about her highlights. So there really should be zero beef between us. Mmm beef. I think I am craving a burger...

-Miss M

Friday, July 17, 2020

Walking into a closet

Hello my dears! I hope that you are all staying safe and remaining healthy. Click the link below to learn why certain truths take awhile to burst into the light.

Monday, June 29, 2020

All My Toys: 202

Miss M's party winds down with one surprise ending!

All My Toys: 201

The party continues with more romance and drama! Click the link and enjoy.

All My Toys: 200

It's the remarkable 200th episode of everyone's favorite toy soap opera! Celebrate this milestone with a lovely party!

All My Toys: 199

With the events at the Cobra Arena of Sport long gone, your favorite toys try to rest and regroup from the madness. Plus, an old feud is rekindled with deadly intent...

All My Toys: 198

Need some entertainment? Well, go on and click the link to catch up on all these All My Toys that were posted on Instagram in the last few months. It's mindless toy fun!

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

All My Toys: 197

All My Toys originally delivered on April 16th with episode 197! It had one of the most shocking cliffhangers in the history of soaps. (I can't prove this fact, but I feel it in my heart.) Check it out by clicking the link!

All My Toys: 196

The shenanigans at the Cobra Arena of Sport continue, and one of your favorites finds themselves in the path of a loaded candy cane gun! This re-posted episode originally debuted on Instagram on April 15th, 2020.

All My Toys: 195

The Cobra Arena of Sport is the location where a tremendous story arc, four years in the making, is about to finally reach its conclusion! Enjoy this re-post of episode 195, which made its first punch on April 14th, 2020.

All My Toys: 194

From March 30th, 2020 comes this kick off episode of All My Toys! Dressed up and ready to fight, Miss M and Oola head into the Cobra Arena of Sport to save their friends! Will they succeed? Click below to start the adventure! Plus, find out who Maleficent is working with now that she is the new mistress of the Foot Clan!

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

All My Toys: 193

March 22, 2020 was an all out pumped up episode of All My Toys as some of your favorites suited up to help save their friends!

Be sure to also stick around, more episodes will be posted throughout the week!

All My Toys: 192

After years of build up All My Toys: Episode 192 came out on Instagram on March 13th, 2020 and finally, Strawberry Shortcake was rescued. No longer held captive by Cobra, Shortcake was finally free to help expose the misdeeds of Cobra Commander and his crew! It would only be the start of her melodrama!

All My Toys: 191

New week, new look at past episodes of All My Toys! Originally posted on March 7th, 2020 on Instagram, click the link as your favorite toys go about their tumultuous lives!

Friday, May 22, 2020

All My Toys: 190

The drama continues on Diary of a Dorkette! All My Toys episode 190 originally came out on February 28th, 2020 via Instagram. Enjoy the episode for the first time or all over again!

Thursday, May 21, 2020

All My Toys: 189

Take a moment and bask in the toy drama of All My Toys! Originally posted on Instagram on February 23rd, 2020, this episode builds to one of the biggest toy soap events of the season!

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

All My Toys: 188

Originally posted via Instagram on February 18th, 2020, this episode of All My Toys finds the Monster Cereal Mascots trying to get the real Count Chocula to break free from the treacherous clutches of Magica de Spell! Click the link to read more!

All My Toys: 187

Take a walk with me down recent memory lane to catch up on All My Toys! Originally posted on Instagram on January 22nd, 2020, click the link to find out what your favorite toys are up to!

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

All My Toys: 186

What started out as a way to cleverly review toys turned into a toy soap opera that is all over the place and has been entertaining myself and hopefully a few others for years now. Titled in many different ways since 2012, All My Toys captures the love I have for toys and storytelling. I recently started sharing new episodes on Instagram, and while that has been fun, I miss the longer format that I have with sharing them here. So All My Toys will be back on this blog! For now I am planning on posting what was shared on Instagram, starting with Episode 186. Click the link for more!

Monday, May 18, 2020

Friday the 13th turned 40?!?!

I recently found out that on May 9th, Friday the 13th turned 40. I could not let that pass without saying something. Read on for my memories of the thrills and chills of Kevin Bacon's butt, camp, and one helluva of mother.