Well. Let's see. Michelangelo and Mona Lisa are getting married. Next month. That's totally random. I also slept with Batman, which might be even more random. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because my mind has melded forces with Moth Lady and I just lost all sense of control. Or something. I freakin slept with Batman. Who does sleeps with Batman? Except like Ms. Vale or Catwoman. I mean I have a really tacky facial tattoo. That just was not supposed to happen. It doesn't matter though. I've got bigger things to worry about. I'm trying to help the Cat Ladies solve a crime. Velvet Sky killed me nearly a year ago. No one can find her but she needs to pay for her crimes. I'm also helping April find dirt on Mila Rosnovsky so that April can get back her job and office. Oh, April is also having a really cool Halloween party at Bow's new bar. Except the invitation said no costumes, so I'm really confused as to why she is even having a Halloween party. Oh well, I need to get back to work. Later Diary!
Bruce Wayne: What are you talking about?
Bruce Wayne: So, are we going to talk about what happened the other night? And morning...
Miss M: Do you have to keep saying it like that? Yes. All right. We slept together. Twice. Got it. What else do you want me to say?
Miss M: I had no choice. The hotel had a bug problem. This is only temporary!
Bruce Wayne: Yeah. Sure.
Miss M: It is!
Miss M: You still want to go with me?
Bruce Wayne: Of course.
Bruce Wayne: You really like repeating yourself huh?
Miss M: Maybe.
Bruce Wayne: Look, how many times do we have to go over this? I think you are beautiful no matter what.
Bruce Wayne: Haha. I will. Use whatever you need.
Miss M: Stop being so nice to me!
Miss M: Yeah. Sure thing.
Miss M looks over her files and eventually realizes something.
Bow: Thank you. It really came together.
Bow: It's a little too late for that. Always a pleasure April.
Later on, April O'Neil's Halloween party begins! The guests arrive at Bow's Place for a night no one will forget...
Bow: No one is dressed up though. I'm confused.
April: I just thought after everything we've gone through this year, we could just be ourselves. Ya know?
Sydney: Of course! I do have to step out though for a bit. I've got to go and record After Dark. We're interviewing the guy behind the Toysrus petition.
The McNugget buddies arrive.
Bow: Thank you Cheetara. I didn't know you knew April.
Cheetara: Though something tells me I'll still be coming to this bar. You look really good Bow. I hope things are ok with you.
Guy Friday: Yeah April. Another smash hit.
April: You aren't invited.
April: All true. But I resend your invitation.
Irma: That word usage makes no sense. April, why do you not want us here?
April: Save it! I know you both saved her and stayed at her Malibu mansion! How could you?! You both are on the payroll!
Frankenberry: It's so nice to see you. You seem to be getting around well.
Janine: Oh I'm so sorry!
Janine: You don't say?
Janine: Oh goodness!
Frankenberry: Yeah. I guess strawberries and chocolate really do go together.
Bruce Wayne: No, we can't...
Miss M: (chokes on her spittle) Really?
Bruce Wayne: You do know I have more money than God, right? Why would I accept money for something like that?
April: Ok maybe for some insider trading tips. Whatever, but there is no way you are seriously smitten over Moth Lady.
April: Aww. How sappy. You should put that on a Hallmark card.
Bruce Wayne: Why are you so bitchy?
Miss M: Trust me, I know. And the thing is this, Mila Rosnovsky is our key.
Cheetara: The new found media mogul of Channel 6?
Catra: This could work. The police have already done another investigation and found there was foul play involved in the sewer explosion.
Miss M: See! This is just what we need!
Catra: Ok Cat Ladies. I know what to do.
Mila: And miss this? Don't be silly.
April: You weren't invited.
April: Where's Megan Fox at? I'm surprised your lackey isn't sniffing at your heels!
Mila: Nu-April is covering the news for Channel 6. Ya know, doing the important things.
Mila: (sighs) I already have April.
Guests come and go. The night is a festive hit all things considered.
Miss M: They just arrived. I need some fresh air. I'll be back.
Bruce Wayne: Ok. I'll be here.
Michelangelo: Sha. Yeah right.
The mysterious person shows up: Maleficent!!!
Maleficent: I'm not here for that.
Miss M: What do you want?
Miss M: What!?
Miss M: Oh no. I hate terms and conditions.
Maleficent: I've been doing some thinking. I want you to teach me your talent.
Maleficent: Oh hush and close your eyes!
The process is stunning.
Miss M: Oh. Yeah. The talent. What do you want me to teach you?
Maleficent: Insanity. I don't believe it. Now hurry, I haven't much longer on Earth. My form is fading fast.
Miss M: Where are we going?
Maleficent: To my special lair in the After Life.
Maleficent: You can wait longer! Now come on!
October 2014 Woman of Wonderosity!
April O'Neil's Halloween party continues in After Dark! Don't miss it!