Friday, October 31, 2014

After Dark: Tricks and Treats!

The story continues! April O'Neil's Halloween party goes on into the night with the debut of After Dark!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

October 2014 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

Well. Let's see. Michelangelo and Mona Lisa are getting married. Next month. That's totally random. I also slept with Batman, which might be even more random. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because my mind has melded forces with Moth Lady and I just lost all sense of control. Or something. I freakin slept with Batman. Who does sleeps with Batman? Except like Ms. Vale or Catwoman. I mean I have a really tacky facial tattoo. That just was not supposed to happen. It doesn't matter though. I've got bigger things to worry about. I'm trying to help the Cat Ladies solve a crime. Velvet Sky killed me nearly a year ago. No one can find her but she needs to pay for her crimes. I'm also helping April find dirt on Mila Rosnovsky so that April can get back her job and office. Oh, April is also having a really cool Halloween party at Bow's new bar. Except the invitation said no costumes, so I'm really confused as to why she is even having a Halloween party. Oh well, I need to get back to work. Later Diary!

-Miss M

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Friday, October 24, 2014

October 2014 Bodacious Baddie!

Dear Diary,

What do I do? I'm waiting on my brand spanking new makeover and for what? Freakin Mona Lisa is getting her hair did too for her big date with Michelangelo. He just happens to be the love of my life. Not hers! Argh. What's a girl to do while trapped in the wrong body? I can't give up though. I did not go through all this drama during this past year to wind up alone and bitter with crimped hair. Oh no. I'm gonna get what I want. I'm gonna get my man and the rest will be history. 

-Miss M

Friday, October 17, 2014

October 2014 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

Life is actually pretty good. In some ways I've been able to enjoy the life I had in my old body, while being in this new body. I have my old job back. I'm trying to find a way to make Velvet Sky pay for her crimes. April and I have been growing a new friendship all over again. I'm even becoming friends with Michelangelo. It sucks that I'm still, I repeat still, in the wrong damn body, but we can't always get what we want. I've made peace with my new look. In some ways I feel like I am kindred spirits with Psylocke. Except I have wings and I'm not a ninja. Or mutant. Or maybe I am. Maybe my wings and crimped hair are a mutation of the homo superior variety. I also communicate with bugs. Clearly there is some sort of mutation situation going on with Moth Lady.

None of that matters though. I'm going to get Michelangelo back. That's right Diary. I don't care that he has moved on with Mona Lisa. She's a sweet lizard girl and all, but no one can hold a torch to the sweetest dorkette around. We've been meeting up at the dog park lately bonding over Chewie, the dog he bought for me as a gift that I never got... On account of the whole dying thing. It's all good. I'm gonna find my way back into his heart. Everything is comin' up Miss M!

-Miss M

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Toy Chest Tuesday! Sea Wees and Shimmers!

It has been a long time since there has been a Toy Chest Tuesday on Diary of a Dorkette. So click the link below for a flipping good time!

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Halloween is for Girls!

Well, not really. The most exciting holiday of the year is actually for everyone, but this year there have been some pretty cool girl toys to get me ready to celebrate the spookiest night of the year! Click the link below to find out what this lil dorkette has been up to for Halloween 2014!