Some stuff is about to go down Diary! Shredder and a nasty assortment of villains have been trying to control the city by means of crime and mayhem. The Foot Clan have been murdering mutants and turning their remains into a drug called Plastic. (No one really knows this bit yet. Technically I'm not supposed to know this either, but I'm just trying to catch the readers all up.) This new drug is all the rage and is causing the city to melt into a panic. Oh, and Shredder has some of my dear friends prisoner. So something must be done before anyone else gets hurt.
Beast: Yes Ororo. There is news and it is most troubling.
Storm: We need to gather the X-Men.
Meanwhile in the belly of the beast...
Pinkie Pie: You learn to hold it and eventually the pain goes away. Just don't stand in the far back corner...
April: I don't think throwing a party will be the way out of here.
They all jump as Dr. Blight enters...
Back at the X-Mansion...
Back at that belly of the beast again...
Shredder: Who is it?
Jasmine: Sure. I was just wanting to talk to you. Umm, what exactly is it you have me doing here?
A buzz goes off calling for Shredder to head to a meeting in another part of the lab.
Shredder: Yes. I'll try. Now run along. And don't go into that room through the yellow doors.
Outside the doors to the Arkham Asylum nightclub.
Storm: No problem. What are you going to do next?
Inside the lair of crime and other bad things...
WoW: Smell ya later.
WoW: How am I doing with this funny crime fighting attitude? I'm trying to be a boss ass bee with an itch.
All right. Who wants to be set free?
WoW: Cheerful... What does this pony look like?
Oh no. (whispers to herself) They're going to kill my guardian angel pony. I have to go.
WoW: Ya know what, you bad guys are all the same. Well I've got something for you, and this has been a long time coming!
The struggle between good and evil is very real!
WoW: I'm WoW.
That's Amore Part 2!)
Dr. Blight: I can't breathe!
WoW: Oh I'm sorry!
Pinkie Pie: Wow, you're the best Miss M.
Pinkie Pie: I'm your guardian angel pony, remember?
WoW: Well I couldn't let anything bad happen to you.
WoW: Because I am a super hero.
Pinkie Pie: But what happened to your head? It looks so small.
At the same time, Magneto and Mystique head to the mutant prison...
Magneto: No one will ever be locked up again.
Mutants: Yay! Where's the restroom!
Magneto: No one gets away with experimenting on mutants.
And now we're in the home stretch!
Shredder: Not your call. I knew I'd regret having you here. I should have forced you into my sex trade business as soon as your whiny behind arrived in this country.
Donatello: (punches Shredder quickly) Spoke too soon douche bag.
There is a flurry of activity outside the night club...
Hey babe. We made it.
I'm really glad you are ok. I'm also sorry I doubted you before. I'm glad you are one of the good guys.
She-Dragon: Of course. I always fight the good fight.
May 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!
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A toy tribute to Troma!