While we take a break from all the current events of All My Toys, let us instead go back in time to a story that occurred a couple years ago, one that has never been told... until now! Behold the strange and twisted tale of how toy Miss M first met the one and only Toy Hunter.
Miss M Presents:
The Adventures of Miss M and the Toy Hunter: Journey to Snake Mountain!
Miss M: Oh my goodness, you aren't April O'Neil! Just who do you think you are?
Jordan: Thank you. I think.
Jordan: As fun as that sounds, I'm actually here for you.
Jordan: Because this transaction is to occur on Snake Mountain. I've never been there but I have heard you have. I've also heard you have a rather sensible toy knowledge. I'd like you to accompany me.
Moments later at the dangerous Snake Mountain,
Miss M: I know.
Miss M: (laughs) No! That would just be ridiculous.
Miss M: I guess we should just turn back around. Nothing more to really see huh?
Miss M: Gulp. Are you serious?
Jordan: Come on M, those boots were made for jumpin!
Jordan: Nothing to worry about, you're a natural at this adventure stuff.
Miss M: You are delusional my dear friend.
Miss M: Are you sure this is really best? I don't think I'm the girl for this job.
Jordan: Trust me, you are just fine. You know this area. I really need your help.
Miss M: I'm decent depending on the decade. My biggest strengths are with girl toys.
Jordan: Ok that may be taking it too far. I'm joking. That sounds awesome.
Miss M: So what is the story on this seller we are going to see? Why would they want to meet here?
Miss M: Bridges freak me out. Bridges freak me out!
Miss M: It's just I heard they had this sale and I have been looking for this one figure. I thought we could go together.
Jordan: Great. I'm excited to see what this guy has for sale.
Jordan: Yep. We're finally here. Guess we just knock.
Jordan: No one is going to die. Just stop moving. We can climb our way back up.
Jordan: No one is dying. I promise you. Has anyone ever told you that you talk an awful lot? And you worry immensely?
Miss M: Aren't you getting it yet? We are in the heart of Snake Mountain, that can mean there is only one seller!
Beast Man: I know. I could have sworn that dork girl was a ghost.
Jordan: I know.
Miss M: I wouldn't even offer that.
The Adventures of Miss M and the Toy Hunter will be right back after these messages!
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Now, back to The Adventures of Miss M and the Toy Hunter!
Miss M: What do you think?
Miss M: I was thinking the same thing! It's like we're kismet!
Miss M: No, no. I hear mumbling, like someone is trapped in something.
He-Man: (mumbles) Help me.
Miss M: Wait! The package! The voice is coming from inside.
Jordan: Me too M, now let's get this box open.
Miss M: Yeah! You could totally do that too!
Miss M: Not my nose!
Miss M: Thanks.
Jordan: I don't think I'll be buying toys at all today.
Jordan: You're right. We were never in any real danger though.
Miss M: I mildly agree.
Jordan: Of course.
Teela: Have a nice day.
Man-At-Arms: What is that smell?
Jordan: Sure, why not?
Miss M: Fine by me.
Miss M: Hmm. I think it must be...
Miss M and Jordan walk off far away from the horrors of Snake Mountain and into the vast sea of toy hunting. While there would be more toy stories in both their futures, this was their first. Eventually leaving for toy parts unknown, the Toy Hunter would be gone as if he'd never existed. Back at the Diary of a Dorkette office Miss M couldn't help but share her unusual story. Some would believe this toy story while others would think Miss M a loon. None of it mattered as Miss M knew her truth. She had journeyed into a dangerous vile place for toy treasures and ended up saving the most powerful man in the universe with the help from the one and only Toy Hunter.
May all your toy dreams come true everyone!
Be sure to stick around though, I'll will be back with our regular toy stories shortly. Hope everyone is doing well.