Things have gotten messy on Main Street. Hordak and Catra are in fisticuffs. We're trying to find the other Cat Ladies to help. We're also trying to find a way to stop Lady Kale. She's this supreme cosmic force that wants me destroyed on account that I died and came back to life thanks to Maleficent's magic. Now it's like nothing makes sense anymore. I feel like at any moment the world is going to crumble all around me, like in one of those Marvel comic events. Speaking of those Marvel events, I wonder when the latest Secret Wars event will be over. I feel like it's been dragged out for far too long. Anyways, my world needs saving. Comic talk can wait.
Hordak: Oh give up already Catra. Return to your real home, with the Horde. You were always better as a villain. Help me usher in a new Fright Zone.
Catra: Never! You are as appealing as a rotten donut from the dumpster. Sure it's tempting, but it's hardly fresh.
Hordak: That's it Catra. What is this, life number nine? I so want you gone.
Cheetah: What do you really think? It was just a clever cat joke based off our team name.
Blackcat: I figured.
High above the city in a helicarrier...
Nick Fury: Someone get me some answers please, I'm getting pissed.
Nick Fury: Shut up already. The world is in danger and S.H.I.E.L.D. is going to help save the day.
In Dimension X,
Irma: (looks to Maleficent) What are the odds that we'd both be here?
Maleficent: I suppose it is mildly interesting.
Irma: Yeah. I hope Miss M is ok.
Irma: Miss M.
Maleficent: He wishes.
Irma: So, you do realize that M is with Bruce Wayne right?
Rose: What is it?
Suddenly sirens go off.
The rebels in Dimension X prepare for an invasion,
Screams fill the rebel hideout!
Oola: I'll fight if I must.
Maleficent: No need for that. We're leaving.
Ed: Well yeah.
Oola: You won't be with us?
Miss M: Please don't tell me you are leaving with Yvie. I need to say goodbye.
Miss Elizabeth: No. Maleficent.
Miss M: What are you doing here?
Miss M: I can't be much of a threat, I don't even know where she is.
Maleficent: It doesn't matter. We go where we can do the most damage. Now come on we're going to Dimension Z. I thought I could do this on my own but I can't.
Krang descends from the sky in a giant android body! The crowd gathered round the city streets begins to fill with panic.
Krang and his android body growl out massive noises as he stomps towards the screaming crowd.
Miss M: (falls to the ground) Help! I can't run in heeled booties!
Suddenly, the ground trembles...
Miss M: Damn it you have got to be the best boyfriend material ever.
Miss M: You could've knocked. I've been here the whole time.
December 2015 Bodacious Baddie!
To be continued!