It has been a moment since there has been a new All My Toys. Career and personal obligations have kept me busy as have the Swans Crossing article and the fun I have been having with Funko's Savage World and DC Primal Age toy lines over on Instagram (check it out, it's still Diary of a Dorkette just on IG) but here we are! A new All My Toys!
So here is where we have left off. Count Chocula won the presidential election in 2016, only Cobra rigged the election. Cobra Commander kidnapped Chocula while having Zartan masquerade as President Chocula with Zarana posing as First lady Strawberry Shortcake. With Cobra running the government, everything is in chaos. The other Monster Cereal Mascots feel that something is afoot and are trying their best to find the real Chocula, although one of the remaining four are not who they seem...
Meanwhile Miss M and Bruce Wayne were able to reunite with their daughter Yvie, who was thought to be killed. While Yvie was away she was tortured by the evil Barbarocious. With the help of Moth Lady (Yvie's bio mom, long story) Barbarocious now knows where to find Yvie, and she is coming to collect her pet...
Click below to begin the number one toy soap opera on the Internet!
All My Toys
Let the Dead Rest
At the new super secret Monster Cereal Mascot Manor, our favorite Monsters begin their work to locate the whereabouts of Count Chocula.
Franken Berry: (cheerfully) Yeah, you haven't been looking so good lately. Want some cereal?
Fruit Brute: (shakes head) Not cool man.
Franken Berry: Come on gang. Let's get him!
Boo Berry: May he now rest in peace.
Fruit Brute: More like pieces. We kinda tore him up.
Fruit Brute: Oh finding Yummy Mummy should be easy. We just have to go to his tomb. That's where he went after his brief return in 2013.
Across town at Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne: No. This is not about that. Your mother is fine.
Miss M: Bruce, she'a a little evil.
Bruce Wayne: M, listen to me. We aren't safe here.
Bruce Wayne: You know how Deanna has been using the play therapy to help Yvie recover from whatever horrors she went through when we thought she was dead? (Miss M nods) Well the person who had Yvie is coming for her. I don't know when or how but she is coming for her.
Miss M: Well what are we going to do? Bruce! We can't lose our daughter again.
Bruce Wayne: And we're not, we need to get Yvie. We should be safe in the Batcave.
While Bruce and Miss M talk, Moth Lady sneaks into the manor.
Yvie: But daddy and mommy M are here. They are gonna keep me safe.
Moth Lady: Remember what I told you when we would travel? I need you to trust me. Now come along, hurry!
Bruce Wayne: That's the thing. I don't know what we are up against. I don't want anyone to get hurt. There's too much at stake now.
Moth Lady: That was the plan lady. I am leaving with my daughter.
Bruce Wayne: She's my daughter too. You aren't leaving this mansion.
Moth Lady: Back off dork. I gave birth to her. She's mine.
Miss M: You never wanted her!
Moth Lady: You were in control of my body. I never had a choice when you slept with Batman. I've changed though. I have bonded with her. She has been through enough.
Miss M: Yes she has! At your hands no less! She's not leaving me! I raised her!
Moth Lady: I don't care. Get out of my way.
Soon the air grows very still as the queen of darkness emerges!
Barbarocious: It is I, Barbarocious. Now, hand over my pet.
Somewhere far away...
Boo Berry: I don't really feel anything.
Franken Berry: Come on, Yummy Mummy has got to be in there, let's get him and go.
The Serpent Queen arrives!
Boo Berry: Yes! Lead us to Yummy Mummy!
Franken Berry: We know he's in there, and we don't wanna tear this place down.
Fruit Brute: (growls) Lady, we don't wanna hurt you!
Franken Berry: We are pretty strong guys, we've got this!
Boo Berry: I just realized, I am a ghost. I can just float through and get him.
Serpent Queen: I don't think so.
The Serpent Queen summons her beast: the Serpent Striker!
Serpent Striker: Hiss!
Franken Berry: Scatter!
The Serpent Striker fires off a fist missile!
Fruit Brute: (slowly begins to understand) You don't understand. We aren't here to rob you of anything.
Boo Berry: Yeah, we just need our friend to help find our other friend and save the world from Cobra.
Franken Berry: Not that we have anything against snakes. You seem like a really cool snake queen.
Franken Berry: Sure! With friends like us, he can go really far in life!
Boo Berry: (chimes in) But we'd bring him right back! Right guys?
Fruit Brute: For sure!
Fruit Brute: I'm not crying, you're crying.
Franken Berry: Serpent Queen, that is really sweet. And we know a lot about sweet. You must trust me though, we need Yummy Mummy. If he wakes up one day and finds out that his dear friend Count Chocula has been melted down, why, he'd probably never wanna wake up again. Please help us.
Fruit Brute: You think he is gonna wake up?
Boo Berry: Wait! Something is happening!
Boo Berry: We made quick work of the fake you though!
Fruit Brute: We need your help old friend. We're getting the mascots back together again. Count Chocula needs us!
Yummy Mummy: Say no more! I'm totally in.
Serpent Queen: You look as yummy as you ever have my love.
Yummy Mummy: And you look like a dream written in the stars!
Serpent Queen: (blushes) Even with this scaly skin?
Yummy Mummy: Especially with your scaly skin.
Yummy Mummy: Of course. We are long overdue for our annual date.
Yummy Mummy: Of course. Save a dance for me.
Serpent Queen: Yes. It will be a smash.
Back at Wayne Manor.
Yvie trembles as she stares at Barbarocious.
Bruce Wayne: M, be careful.
Bruce Wayne: M, you're talking too much. What I should be saying Barbarocious, is that you need to leave my home.
Miss M: Come on Yvie, get closer to me.
Cruella: Aww poor little pooch. Looks like it's just the two of us. How delightful.
Chewie whimpers a little louder.
Bruce Wayne: Yeah, it feels different. It's late and everything is closed except for this market down the road, come on. My cell phone is not working so maybe they'll have a charger we can use.
Miss M: Well hurry, we need to call for help so we can find Yvie. My goodness Yvie! What happened to us? We need to find her.
Bruce Wayne: We'll find her and everything will be ok. Trust me.
Bruce Wayne: I hope so. Come on, we will call for help.
Retail Clerk: Hi. We close in just a little bit.
Bruce Wayne: I understand. We won't be long. I was just wondering where your cell phone chargers were at.
Retail Clerk: Cell phone charger?
Bruce Wayne: Yes. For my iPhone.
Retail Clerk: I'm sorry, I have never heard of that. We don't sell anything like that here.
Bruce Wayne: Ok, well, this might sound crazy but could we use your cell phone?
Miss M: Bruce! Like we're gonna remember anyone's number without our contact list?
Bruce Wayne: M, my memory is fine.
Miss M: Bruce. Bruce, I need to talk to you privately. Excuse us ma'am.
Miss M: Bruce, something is wrong. Very wrong. You know I don't miss a chance to spot a toy aisle, and this store has a very unusual toy aisle.
Bruce Wayne: M, I love your addiction for toy collecting but I don't think now is the time to be discussing toys.
Miss M: I think there is something wrong. I don't think we are in the present day.
Bruce Wayne: What?!
Miss M: She doesn't know what a cell phone is. Just look around at everything.
Retail Clerk: What year is it? Are you serious?
Miss M: Yes, we are very serious.
Retail Clerk: It's 1985.
Miss M: Oh my. We're in 1985??
Bruce Wayne: Right. We're sorry for coming in as you were about to close. Come on dear, let's get back to our hotel. We're visiting family.
Miss M: That's right! Totally just visiting family. We need to go. You have a lovely evening ma'am.
Miss M: (whispers) Bruce, that's not how she looked when we last saw her. Come on, we need to go.
Bruce Wayne: All right. Take care.
Miss M and Bruce Wayne leave.
In the woods on the outskirts of town, still 1985.
???: No, she's breathing. But she doesn't look human.
El: Yes Mike. I felt her come here. She's from somewhere far away. Maybe the Upside Down. We have to help her.
Mike: Ok. Than that is what we do. Come on guys, let's get her somewhere safe.
Lucas: Great. Here we go again.
Bruce Wayne and Miss M fight to get out of 1985! Can they leave with Yvie or will Barbarocious finally get her pet! Find out soon!