I'm doing my best to teach Maleficent the ABC's of kindness. It's kind of working. I just want to finish these lessons and find my way back home. I have so many people that I need to reconnect with, especially my love Michelangelo. Now I have my fingers crossed for so much. I can feel it, I will be leaving the After Life soon. I just hope my return to Earth won't be too late. I don't know how long I've been gone. What if everyone is all old and moldy? Time can be a funny thing ya know? There's no telling what I'll be coming back to.
April: Well I haven't seen her either. It has been weeks and she has not shown up for work. I'm having to do the interviews that she was scheduled to do. So if you find her, let her know that she no longer has a job with Diary of a Dorkette. And she is not allowed back at our new offices at the Dairy Queen in the mall. I'll be sure to send her stuff back to whatever bridge she is living under, got it?
November 2014 Heroic Hottie!
Flash: I think you might be getting your super hero universes confused.
April: You are being interviewed for the November 2014 Heroic Hottie spot on Diary of a Dorkette.
April: Actually, let's talk your costume. Who had the idea for the ketchup and mustard look?
April: Well it's a pretty simple one, you look like condiments.
April: Oh that question is old news, let's move on to the next. I'm a very busy woman. What's it like being on a new series?
April: Yeah. Well. This new one is a little bit better than the old one right?
Flash: I can't really comment on that.
Flash: Umm, I think that was just another role that he played on a show and is not real. It's called acting.
April: Or maybe it's real life and you are in danger girl.
April: No. I have better things to do.
Megan Fox: The city is gripped in all out chaos. The Flash is zipping through the city saving the lives of many. And I'm getting the first scoop with him.
Megan Fox: You're downplaying this, I know. You want nothing more than to interview him yourself, but sadly I've been in touch with his people. He works for some entity known as the Justice League. I'm getting the first scoop. Jealous?
April: How could I be jealous of a second rate wannabe version of me?
April: No, I am the real April O'Neil.
Megan Fox: Call me!
Later on that night...
Mona Lisa: I think you're right. So... can I ask you something Mikey?
Michelangelo: Of course. Why would you ask that dudette?
Mona Lisa: I love you Mikey.
In the After Life...
Miss M: (sighs) Ok. Well. I'm done. I can't keep doing this. I want to go back home. You can't keep me hostage in the freakin' After Life!
Maleficent: You really want to run back to him, don't you?
Maleficent: Ha. Love. It's all so pathetic isn't it? Look at you. Panting like a dog in heat. All for a talking turtle.
Miss M: A ninja turtle. There is a difference.
Maleficent: Whatever. Go on and go. I set you free.
Miss M: Really? No tricks this time?
Miss M: Thanks. While I love these insults, I'd really like to go home.
Miss M: What?
And just like that, Miss M is transported past the After Life, through time and space eventually to find herself falling to Earth, falling to her love...
Jessica: April, can you comment on the recent takeover of Channel 6 by Mila Rosnovsky?
Miss M: Hi. It's me. The real me.
Bruce Wayne: How did this happen, I don't understand?
Miss M: Bruce, there's so much I need to say, that we need to discuss.
Bruce Wayne: I know.
Miss M: Huh?
Bruce Wayne: Well, Michelangelo and Mona Lisa are getting married today.
Miss M: What?! It's Halloween!
Bruce Wayne: Here, you can take my car.
Miss M: Like, your Batmobile?
Bruce Wayne: Ha. No. More like my Coupe.
Miss M: Thank you Bruce. (kisses his cheek)
Cheetara: That no one knows where she is at.
Catwoman: Totally true. No one really knows where she went for vacation.
Cheetara: I uhh, I don't know what to say.
Jessica: Let's see, who is next? Oh, hello Mermista and Perfuma! I love that you girls have such a strong friendship. Mermista, how are you holding up?
Miss M: Oh forget this.
Miss M: I'm bypassing this mess.
Miss M: Get out of my way! Oh no!!!
Miss M: Yeah. April means well, but she's a bit rough around the edges.
Miss M: It is. He let me borrow his ride because I was in a hurry to get to a wedding.
Flash: You should have said something! I can get you to the church, in a flash!
Flash: Sure, come on. And while we head over there, you can give me a proper interview.
November 2014 Heroic Hottie!
The wedding begins...
Family and friends look on...
A groom stands nervous with excitement...
A blushing beauty heads towards her destiny...
And then she walks in, a woman simply in love...
To be continued!