Read all about it. Glimmer's dead.
(editor's note- previously on All My Toys, Glimmer drove off a cliff out of sadness for being diagnosed with TOYS. She also ran down Velvet Sky. Also, Miss M is gravitating the world of parenting with Bruce Wayne, though they did finally pick a name for their little bat baby bundle of joy, Yvonne or Yvie for short. Also, there's a cosmic force searching for Maleficent and Miss M for all kinds of dastardly evil reasons...)
Family and friends arrive at the wake for Glimmer...
Frankenberry: I'm not sure why I'm even here. I hardly knew Glimmer, except for that one time I partied with her at the bar Bow's Place. I held her hair back as she got sick. Sweet girl.
Sydney: Yeah, I can't believe Glimmer is dead.
Perfuma: Very unsettling. Hey, I thought you were in Swans Crossing?
Sydney: Yes, I had traveled back to my home town to find out who was stalking me...
Frosta: Oh come on, I need a distraction.
Frosta: (sighs) Of course you are.
Lion-O: I couldn't save her. How do you think I'm holding up?
Cheetara: Oh I am so sorry Lion-O.
We all loved her. Has anyone seen her cousin Double Trouble? I feel like everyone should be here for her.
Mermista: I haven't been able to sleep one bit since her death.
Mermista: Of course, I won't tell anyone. This makes everything so much more bittersweet though.
Mermista: You can't think that way. You mustn't. The universe is a strange place. We never know what will happen next.
Mermista: I was. Angella sent a group of us out to look for her.
Miss M: That must have been horrible.
Mermista: No M, there's no way. They searched everywhere. We've all been contacting hospitals. The way that cliff was, there would have been no where for her to go. She just didn't make it...
Miss M: I don't mean to disturb you.
Angella: You are so kind. Glimmer thought highly of you. She was so thrilled when you found her hidden in Castle Grayskull all those years ago. You were a calming presence in her life.
Miss M: Oh Yvie would love that.
Miss M: That might be something uncertain, but know this, you will not have to do any of it alone. We are all here for you.
Angella: Thank you. Thank you so much.
On the other side of town, at the Cat Lady lair...
Mila: Oh lovely. Lady in the gimp suit, I'm looking for my sister. Do you know Velvet Sky? I received a rather strange distressing call from her but I was out of town in Swans Crossing. I was told she was staying here. I'd like to talk with my sister. I'd also like a bottle of Evian and a can of hairspray.
In a seedy area of the After Life...
Jabba the Hutt: (translated from Huttese) I can get any information you seek, it is not cheap though. All information comes at a price.
Helspont: Yes, I have searched the nicer sides of the After Life, and have turned up nothing.
Jabba the Hutt: She can't hide everywhere.
Back on Earth at the offices of Diary of a Dorkette...
Irma: We heard you shouting. That's not very good on your vocal pipes. I saw this thing on Dr. Phil once, it was about a Goomba growing in the pipes of this man's throat. I think it's where Goombas come from...
Irma: Nah. That's ok Guy Friday. You're the best at what you do, and what you do is be April's Guy Friday. I must say though April, while things around here haven't changed, you really have. Remember how mean and bitchy you used to be? And ever since you stopped getting those lunch time procedures, your face moves more now than it ever has.
Irma: No one else does.
Guy Friday: Tell me about it. She once made me recreate that scene in Gremlins 2 with the sandwich in the mousetrap.
April: I just wanted to see what would happen...
Guy Friday: Yeah, that would be fun!
April: Maybe what we really need is an overhaul. A change to the format.
Irma: Louis Tully!? What are you doing here? Are you a Ghostbuster?
Louis: Yeah, I've been through a lot...
Guy Friday: (whispers to April) Who is this?
April: (whispers) Louis Tully dated Irma back in college. He broke her heart when he left her to move to the big city and then he became a Ghostbuster. Or something. I don't know, he's a bit strange. I recall there being something about evil ghost or demon possession, I don't know.
Do I have to say it? Louis Tully is the September 2015 Heroic Hottie, but will he spell the end of Irma and Guy Friday? Find this and so much more out next with the September 2015 Bodacious Baddie!