Whoa. It's been awhile. 2016 is over with though right? No. Almost over. We have a few more weeks. We can do this Diary! We can survive! It's been a crazy year. The toy world was thrust into a post apocalyptic mad world. Kinda at my own hands. Sorry world. I'm still kinda in hiding because the entire toy world hates the ground I walk on and probably wishes I'd just sit on a big rock. Or whatever. Count Chocula is president in what some are calling a rigged election at the hands of Cobra. A mess. I did get to star in the new Jaws 5 film. Not just star, but I actually got to become the lead role! It all happened so sudden. I was only supposed to be an extra but then somehow Mark Hamill the director saw a bigger vision and said, "Miss M, you will be the star of Jaws 5!" It was so unexpected. However I can't say anymore about the movie. We wrapped filming a little while ago. That's kinda why I've been so quiet on here. At some point soon they will release the behind the scenes super special making of the movie thing all about Jaws 5. You'll go behind the lens and really see how this highly anticipated sequel to the iconic Jaws series made it to the big screen. This will also be my chance to fall into the good graces of the world again. I'm tired of always leaving my home in secrecy.
Oh Diary, there's one more thing. Bruce Wayne and I are struggling. We are both still in pain from the loss of our daughter Yvie. It's put a strain on our relationship. He keeps begging me to meet him in public for a real life date among other things cough-sexual relations-cough but I'm just not ready for (writes in a whisper) sex. Well... I guess I'm finally ready for the actual date though. It does look like I've been stringing him on a long while now. So that's it. I'm about to get ready to meet my weird boyfriend for dinner at Tres Bliss. Let the toy soap opera commence!
At the ultra chic and fancy French restaurant Tres Bliss...
Bruce Wayne: No, not tonight. My girlfriend, er, lady friend, er, I don't know what we are, but she will be here soon.
Bruce Wayne: Please let me see your face. This is silly. We are both crime fighters, you know nothing bad will happen to you here.
Bruce Wayne: How has that been? I've read about the shake ups behind the scenes.
Bruce Wayne: We hardly see each other.
Bruce Wayne: I'm talking about us. As a couple. We hardly see each other out of our suits. When's the last time we even tried to make love?
Bruce Wayne: (sighs) I know. I respect that but it's not easy. I love you.
Bruce Wayne: I don't even know what that means.
Bruce Wayne: I can't wait for ever.
Bruce Wayne: No.
Miss M: What the hell?! Bruce.
Bruce Wayne: That's not important.
Bruce Wayne: I did it to help you.
Bruce Wayne: No I didn't.
Miss M: I'm going home!Bruce Wayne: Will you please calm down.
Miss M storms off.
April: Great, well get to work! We've got more information to put out for public consumption!
Guy Friday: We can explain!
Guy Friday: What?
Guy Friday: We will April. We totally will!Irma: I am so glad we still have our jobs...
Inside Miss M's apartment...
Back at the bar in Tres Bliss...
Bruce Wayne: No way. It's been a long time. You look wonderful.
Vicki Vale: So do you.
Bruce Wayne: What are you doing here?
Bruce Wayne: I'm only a town over.
Bruce Wayne: We had some good times.
Vicki Vale: Yes. We did.
Bruce Wayne: Well all right.
Bruce Wayne: Want me to walk you back to your hotel room?
Vicki Vale: Excuse me!
Vicki Vale: You sound like the X-Men.
Bruce Wayne: (takes in her perfume) Yes.
More chaos unfolds for your favorite toys!