I agreed to marry a monster. A madman. A Super Natural weirdo with a hologram chest hiding the most sinister of flames. Anyways. Here's the deal. I am stuck in space with this madman named Burnheart who wants me dead because I killed his one true love Lady Kale. (Remember that crack pot?) Anyways, he is planning on making me watch him blow Earth up with everyone I have ever known and loved unaware that their deaths are close at hand. All for revenge. What a total tool. Also, my dearest Ed is back from the dead and on this ship with me. I only hope he avoids doing anything stupid. Please Ed, do not do anything stupid.
At the Bat Cave...
Batman: I am Batman, April. And no, not many women come down to my Cave.
April: Whatever Bruce. Everyone knows you are Batman. So what's with the rocket?
April: You really love her don't you?
Batman: That's besides the point. She needs to be back here because I think our daughter is alive.
April: Yvie is alive?
Batman: Yes. I saw her with Moth Lady at an airport in Europe. This is why I called you here. While I am gone finding M, I need you to see what you can find on Moth Lady. Track her down. If she has our daughter, we will do everything we can to bring her back.
Back in space...
Burnheart: What is this?!
Miss M: Ed!
Ed: Yeah. That is totally so Douche Lord.
Burnheart: (sends a psychic flame into Ed's brain) I don't think so.
Miss M: Yep.
Burnheart: Delusional girl.
Skull Guard: Umm, King Burnheart, you are talking too much.
Miss M: HA! You just don't like the idea of a girl in a pink dress beating your sorry behind.
Burnheart: Believe me, I am far more interested in seeing what is under that pink dress. But all in due time. I will have my way with you as you see your precious Earth shattered and frozen in space.
Miss M: No. I don't think so. How is your head Ed?
Ed: I think I am ok. I thought my brain was a fried pickle for a second.
Miss M: Yes. Burnheart will not be bothering us. We just need to get back to Earth.
Miss M: Nope. No idea. Shit.
Ed: I guess Burnheart had a Plan B?
Miss M: This is not looking good.
Back on Earth...
April: Hello Megan.
Megan Fox: April. A pleasure to see you.
April: Still trying to look like me I see.
Megan Fox: I played you in two movies. There's always hope for a third. After all, you are such a fascinating character.
Megan Fox: I know. Funny how things change. When's the last time you reported anything on the news?
April: You're funeral.
Megan Fox: Don't be bitter April. It is making your Botox wear off.
Megan Fox: Does this someone have a name?
April: Moth Lady. I have a few photos. It's very important. It is believed that she has kidnapped a child.
Megan Fox: Kidnappings happen all the time, what makes this one the center of your attention?
April: It might be Miss M's once thought deceased baby girl.
Megan Fox: Really? That is fascinating. I'll tell ya what, I will help you. But if this story is true, you help me get an interview with Miss M and the child. World's most hated woman reunites with child once believed dead. That is weird enough for a ratings boost.
April: Normally I'd tell you to sit on a cactuar, but I need the help. We have a deal.
Back in space with only 5 minutes left until detonation...
Ed: This go around will be better than before. I'd rather die in space with you than be trampled by Twilight loving tweens.
Ed: What do you mean?
Miss M: I am in space with the body of a super natural man I thought I was going to marry. I should already be married with kids. A nice family doing nice boring things. But no. I am in space. About to die in a fiery space ship explosion. In a super hero suit.
Miss M: Yes. He would not lie about that. We went through so much after losing her.
Miss M: I...
Suddenly they are interrupted by the ship's speaker system announcing a foreign entity is invading the ship. The countdown still goes on.
Ed: Do you have it in you for another fight?
Miss M: I mean yeah, depending on what we are up against.
Ed: I'm ready M. I just want to tell you something though...
Miss M: (gasps) What in the world?!
Bucky: Strange indeed. It looks like Burnheart has been killed though. Maybe these two could be our new friends. (whispers) We will need them. (speaks loudly) Deadeye Daffy, prepare to get us out of here.
Ed: Umm, M? A green rabbit is our only choice.
Miss M: I know. I guess we just follow the assholes in space. What could go wrong?
Stuff goes wrong.