Previously on All My Toys,
With the arrival of the mystery Burnheart from outer space, Miss M was quickly swept away by his declarations of love and the bonding of their star essence. Together their newfound love grew quickly and developed into an engagement with plans of a wedding. In other parts of the world Bruce Wayne came across Moth Lady and a little girl that looked suspiciously like Bruce and Miss M's deceased daughter Yvie. Unknown to Bruce the little girl is indeed Yvie.
Rushing back to town, Bruce and a few other of Miss M's former lovers tried to stop the wedding. With so many men professing their love there was only one thing left to happen. Burnheart quickly shut the power down and whisked Miss M away onto his spaceship to marry her privately in his space kingdom.
Of course that has never been Burnheart's true goal. His true intentions were soon revealed, he is planning on killing Miss M. Miss M has no idea. Luckily her dear friend Ed (she met him in the After Life when they were both once dead) is a stowaway on the ship. This can't end well.
Flashback to 2008...
Ed: I knew there was a reason we were meant to be childhood friends. You would grow up to make the best pizza in town and feed my lazy ass.
Steve: I do what I can.
Steve: (sits down) Probably. You also always pay your bill and tip well too. Plus we all grew up together.
Ed: Yeah. In my defense I did not know she was a lesbian when I asked her out for coffee. Or when I broke into that song and dance.
Ed: Oh yeah. I went through seven trays of crispy chicken bites. The mall food court was intense today.
Steve: I can tell. Why are you still wearing your panda head?
Ed: Don't ask. I can find a way to still eat the pizza, I can assure you.
Ed: Ha. You are funny. It's not that. I can't take it off. Some snot faced teens were skating around the food court and I was too slow to move out of the way. They nailed me in the stomach and I threw up a little. Ok. A lot. I had maybe eaten one too many of the crispy chicken bites and my stomach was super full. I can't take this head off. Dried vomit everywhere.
Steve: That is pretty disgusting. You still need to eat. Take it off.
Steve: You kinda reek.
Ed: I need to find a better job. Think Vanessa would hire me here?
Steve: Ed, focus.
Ed: I suppose I could go back to school. I just do not know what I want to do ya know? I feel like I have lost purpose in my life.
Steve: True. You have. You are closer and closer to thirty though and I know this is not where you want to be in your life. Come on dude, you got a beat down by some teens in a food court.
Ed: Those little shits packed a punch.
Steve: Ed, we have known each other since we were kids. You are smart when you need to be. You just need to get back out there.
Ed: I want a lot of things. I do want out of the mall food court. I also want a girl friend. I really want to matter to someone. My brother Ned has like the perfect life. I want to have a nice life too.
Steve: I totally believe you can. Speaking of girls, you wanna go to the comic con next week? Tickets are still on sale. It'd be the perfect place to find a potential lady friend that would respect your love for comics.
Ed: Sure! That sounds awesome. Though highly unlikely that I will meet anyone. Which is cool. I would still enjoy walking around.
Steve: Forgot what?
Ed: I have to be at Panda Chow. The mall is going to be on high alert that weekend. The cast from Twilight will be there for some signing at Cold Subject. The manager wants us all there because he is expecting a horde of ravenous tweens to be storming the food court. This could be big business for us. I could actually get killed, it is expected to be that crazy. (Editor's note, this is indeed how poor Ed ended up dead)
Steve: No problem Ed. It's gonna get better for you.
Back to the present...
Elsewhere on the weird ass space ship...
Eagle Eye: You are near Saturn. Floating around. Trying to figure out the mysteries of your life.
Miss M: Who are you?
Eagle Eye: But how do you know?
Miss M: He showed me from the holographic flames on his chest. It's like we're twin flames.
Eagle Eye: That is now how you know if one is meant to be your destiny? You know this to be true and yet you play like a lonely lost strumpet.
Eagle Eye: It can always get weirder.
Miss M: How so?
Eagle Eye: Should I spell it out for you? You are in danger. The man you think you love is not a good man. You know this Miss M.
Miss M: You think so?
Eagle Eye: (sighs) Yes. I really think so. Wake up M. Wake up.
A quick wardrobe change later...
Ed: I'm a stowaway. Once your groom with no face flipped the lights off I figured he would be whisking you away to the big space ship outside the wedding venue.
Ed: But you are on this ship. I told you a long time ago that I would follow you anywhere.
Ed: Seriously. My life was pretty crappy before I died. I had a crush on a lesbian because she had a copy of Mortal Kombat 4. I was worse than Ducky. However I've never quite met someone like you before and if finally making a difference in my life means jumping onto a space ship to make sure you don't marry the dude with no face, than I guess that is what I am going to do.
Ed: You are so cute.
Miss M: Ed. Come on. Let's get out of here. I have a plan.
Ed: Thankfully you do. My plan was just to find you.
Skull 1: No Master Burnheart. Not yet.
Skull 1: Umm.
Burnheart: (sighs) My Skull bodyguards are fools. They had one thing to do.
Miss M: (gasps) Spells?!
Burnheart: Yes. The truth must be told. Our star essences are not meant to be together. I have been plotting this moment for many moons and now you will know your fate for your crime.
Miss M: Lady Kale?! That old loon? Are you serious? That mad woman spoke people out of existence! She killed my daughter! As far as I am concerned she had it coming.
Burnheart: And now you will too. I am going to destroy you.
Miss M: Whatever. Go on. Get it over with. You are not the first person to want me dead. Go on and do it! Kill me you bastard!
Miss M: Gulp. I am in big trouble.
Burnheart: Yes you are. Now, Skulls, hold her down so she can witness the destruction of Earth...
To be continued!
Will Miss M escape Burn Heart's clutches?
Will Earth be ok?
It all reaches an explosive ending!