O. M. G!!! It's my wedding day!
Inside Princess Daisy's Fashion Emporium...
Daisy: Oh M! I am so happy! Are you ready for your dress?
Miss M: You are so great.
Rags: Beware the Ides of March.
Miss M: We are about to be in January. What are you talking about?
Miss M: There was a ghost right there. I saw him clear as day.
Daisy: Oh hon no one was there, it's ok. Probably just pre-wedding jitters. Now let's get your dress together for your big day!
All My Toys
Cordially Invites You
A few hours later at the location of Miss M's wedding to Burnheart!
Miss M: I know. Well, ya know. No one is supporting this wedding. I don't even have a bridal wedding party.
Billy: I am here for you M. I am also sure other guests will arrive.
Miss M: I know. I have to follow my heart though. And if no one wants to be here oh well. Nothing is gonna stop me from marrying the greatest love I have ever known. (pauses) Billy, can you check and see if anyone is showing up?
Billy: Of course M. See you in a bit, I know you will look stunning.
Catra: Support her means kidnapping her from this place right?
Catwoman: Yes. Let's kidnap her. This place is too pink and we don't even know this dude.
Black Cat: Since when did you become an angel?
Sydney: Hi Janine. I am surprised to see you here. I did not know you were close to Miss M.
Black Cat: No. She is getting ready and refuses for anyone to see her dress.
Bow: Sounds like M.
Cheetara: I was just there yesterday. Bow, they are just never going to like me living away from them.
Catra: You better Bow. You better. And if you hurt Cheetara I will cut you. Deeply. In the neck.
Irma: No, last I checked she was heading off to a Botox appointment.
Guy Friday: Her doctor is open on a Sunday?
She-Ra: I know. I can't believe Miss M is getting married.
Bow: Right? And not to one of the guys we would have normally suspected. I always thought she'd end up with Michelangelo.
Bow: Yeah. It's always nice when two people have something special between them. (stares a little too long at her, his heart beating faster)
She-Ra: (sighs) I suppose so. I heard Cheetara moved in with you. So you two are getting pretty serious huh?
Bow: Yeah. We are.
She-Ra: Very happy for you Bow.
Meanwhile at the super secret super hero lair that Miss M was former leader of...
Oola: Seriously? She left the team when we need her most. I refuse to support her.
Samus: We should be there.
Barbie: Nice welcome guys. Have you been getting my transmissions from space?
Brian Farrell: Umm, no.
Oola: That is odd.
Barbie: Anyways, I was sending messages here about something I found out. Remember I was trying to decode those weird signals from space? I finally did. It's not good. Where's Miss M?
Samus: To a man with no face.
Oola: It's all pretty weird.
Barbie: Where is this wedding? We need to get to Miss M.
At the wedding venue...
Cheetara: Yes. I am happy to be here with you.
Bow: Me too. Maybe one day that can be us?
Cheetara: Oh Bow!
Irma: No. Maybe so. Who knows. She loves pink.
Janine: I am just so shocked that April is not here.
Billy: Janine, we get it. You want to take April's place and be close friends with M.
Janine: I just really want to be besties with Miss M. She's so much fun.
Black Cat: We could make this work. No one would know.
Catra: Quiet! I can't believe I am being the voice of reason.
Burnheart: Hello my dear. You look ravishing.
Miss M: I can't believe this is finally happening.
Burnheart: She can marry us?
Miss M: Oh April. That means the world to me.
Miss M: Thank you. Oh my goodness you are making my day into a real life fairy tale.
April: Don't thank me yet. I am sorry M.
April: I can't marry you. I needed to stall a bit. Just hear him out.
Miss M: What?
Miss M: Michelangelo, I am sorry. We did have something special a long time ago, but you of all people should know that interrupting a wedding will not change what is meant to be. I am marrying Burnheart.
Michelangelo: I understand. I don't agree with it dudette. But I understand.
Braveheart: It is fine my beloved.
Miss M: Now where were we?
Michelangelo: Cowabunga! Let's go Plan B!
Miss M: Ed, I can't believe you are here.
Miss M: I adore you Ed, but you know I am not going to change my mind. I am marrying Burnheart.
Miss M: Ed, it has been so long since I have seen you. And I want to catch up on so much but I really must be married. I have been waiting for this.
Ed: I get it. Though not really. This is not the woman I know.
Miss M: Thank you. I love you.
Burnheart: I love you too.
April: Oh I did not contact Bruce. He is here on his own.
Bruce Wayne: No. It is about our daughter Yvie. M, she is still...
Bruce Wayne: (searches in the dark) M?! M?!
April: Everyone stay calm!
Suddenly on Burnheart's spaceship!
Burnheart: We are in my space ship, flying in hyper space.
Burnheart: Yes it will indeed. One of my Skull guards will take you to your room so you can rest. We have a long flight ahead of us.
Back on Earth at the wedding venue...
April: How are we going to get her now?
Catra: Damn it, we should have kidnapped her.
Bruce Wayne: It is too late, she is already on her way into space.
Bruce Wayne: What do you mean?
April: Yes, out with it already lemon head!
Skull Guard: Yes King Burnheart.
All My Toys returns in 2018 with even more soapy toy drama! Will Burnheart enact his plan to kill Miss M? Will Ed end up dead? And will Miss M ever find out that her daughter is still very much alive? Only time will tell!
Also, in non toy soap opera news there will also be a special article, a final interview with Justine Dantzer about her work on Swans Crossing. Thanks for reading in 2017 and Happy New Year everyone! I appreciate you all so much.