As 2014 winds down, and what a wind down it has been, I am finding myself in a mood. I'm no longer friends with my best friend. The holidays are here and I am just over them. The man I love married someone else. However it's not all bad. I'm back in my old body. I have a new pet dog. And I'm getting ready to help put Velvet Sky away for a very long time for taking away my life. She won't be getting away with her crimes! At all!
Miss M: Ok.
Miss M: Yes. This is true.
She-Hulk: So... I mean...
She-Hulk: True. Her list is a long one, however, we still come right back to the glaring elephant in the room.
She-Hulk: Figure of speech sugar plum. My point is, if the trial unfolds and the reality that Miss M is indeed alive comes out, I can't guarantee that Velvet Sky will be put away for life.
Black Cat: What do we do?
She-Hulk: We have to keep pretending Miss M is dead.
Miss M: For how long? I just got back and I can't go into hiding.
She-Hulk: We'll come up with something soon. For now, lay low. I'll do my best to have them throw every book at this woman for what she has done. I promise.
Judge Snyder: Juror number 1 is a woman of many faces: Hexidecimal!
Hexidecimal: I live in a computer. And I'll kill you.
Judge Snyder: Juror number 2 doesn't even come from this galaxy, but he'll totally guard it.
Groot: I am... Groot.
April: Can there even be a juror from space? What is going on?
Judge Snyder: Jurors 3 and 4 share the same body and name: Modulok!
Modulok: MOD-U-LOK! Modulok! Modulok!!
Judge Snyder: Juror 5 is a grand dame: Lady Tremaine!
Lady Tremaine: (in reference to Velvet Sky) Pardon me, but the lady, is a tramp! Muah.
Judge Snyder: Juror 6 is making quite the comeback: Howard the Duck!
Ace Duck: Get your ducks in a row. I'm Ace Duck dude.
Judge Snyder: Our final juror is simply named Marina.
Marina: I really need to be in water. Someone please... help me...
Blue Haired Lawyer: Careful Velvet Sky. If we are going to make sure you go free, I will need you to look more sympathetic.
Velvet Sky: Leave my hair out of this!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Shut it Velvet Sky.
Velvet Sky: I'm just very sensitive about my hair!
Blue Haired Lawyer: We all are. Now calm down!
Hello Kitty: Yes.
Judge Snyder: Bring on the next witness.
Pink Power Ranger: So as I have said, I was busy fighting giant monsters with the Power Rangers. Someone had stolen my suit, and when it had been returned, there were shreds of badly highlighted hair, a dusting of body glitter, and a remnant of a very cheap fragrance.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Yes, but wanting someone dead is not the same as actually killing them.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Enough. We need to make sure this case is locked in our favor. She-Hulk is finding a way to cast a shadow of doubt on you. If they find you guilty, it's over.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Excuse me?
Megan Fox: I just found out a juicy tidbit that will turn the tide on this trial.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Who are you?
December 2014 Bodacious Baddie!
The trial continues soon!