I don't understand how long it has to take to convict a wrestler of multiple crimes that practically have her finger prints over everything. Velvet Sky is on the verge of paying for her crimes and I am ready. She has messed with the wrong dorky girl. In fact, if She-Hulk can't move this trial along, I might have to take matters into my own hands...
Megan Fox: You get on my nerves.
The feeling is mutual! I can't wait for you to leave town.
Suddenly from somewhere, the Dynasty theme song begins as Miss M makes her entrance. Everyone stares in surprise.
Miss M: Don't worry. Put me on the stand. I might be alive, but it doesn't change everything I know. Velvet Sky is still going to pay for her crimes.
She-Hulk: Fine. You'll go on the stand. Let me go talk to the Blue Haired Lawyer about this damn mess. I'd rather be back at Marvel than this convoluted story.
She-Hulk walks off as April approaches.
Miss M: Not speaking to you, that's what I'm doing.
April: My goodness that is harsh.
April walks away with tears in her eyes as Bruce Wayne cautiously says hello.
Miss M: I know. I thank you. No matter how mad I was at you, I still can't forget what you did for me. You are a really good guy Bruce.
Miss M: Bruce... It just can't happen.
Bruce Wayne: I know, but I can certainly hope. Have you found a home to live in?
Bruce Wayne: That's random.
Blue Haired Lawyer: But here you are. Alive and well. Now again, how are we going to go after a woman for a murder, when the victim is breathing on this stand?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Excuse me! Back away not so Jolly Green Giant. All right. Maybe Velvet Sky isn't completely innocent. But again, you are alive. Your honor, I just don't know what we are expected to do with this. How can a woman go to jail for the rest of her life if the person she allegedly killed is alive?
She-Hulk: He's the judge.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Hold on. I've got this. Your Honor, I'd like to make a deal.
Blue Haired: Yes.
Judge Snyder: In order to name the accomplice in her devious plots, Velvet Sky will not be serving time but will instead pay a fine and have a thousand hours of community service. That is all.
Miss M: No! No! She can't get away with this!
Miss M: What just happened?
She-Hulk: She gave up the name of who helped her, and the courts have been trying to catch this guy for awhile.
Miss M: Who?
She-Hulk: She was found guilty.
Miss M: What little that does. I don't believe this.
Velvet Sky: No hard feelings. It's over Miss M.
As Velvet Sky gets ready to leave, an angry mob bursts in.
Miss M walks away with a heavy sadness in her heart. The year is nearly over and she has lost so much. Nearly into the new year, Miss M wonders what will happen next. Heading out of the court and onto the front steps of city hall, she looks out across the reporters waiting on news from the trial.
Miss M reaches up to remove her hat.
And then she flings it into the air, trying to let go of her year.
She soon bumps into an old friend.
Why not? Works for me.
And just like that, their adventure begins.
December 2014 Heroic Hottie!
Meanwhile in a more evil area...
Hordak: What is it?
Shadow Weaver: She won't be serving any time though. She made a plea deal.
Hordak: Is that so?
Up next! A Christmas Special you have got to read to believe!