I'm dead. I've been dead for awhile now. I don't really know how long. Everyone in the After Life keeps telling me I will get used to the sense of time around here, but I just can't. I have new friends though. Miss Elizabeth has been a terrific presence in my life. I'd be lost around here for sure. I've even gotten to know Aerith Gainsborough! Of Final Fantasy VII fame! She is so sweet and kind. A little paranoid about getting stabbed in the back by folks, but I guess it is understandable. I've also become friends with this really cool guy named Ed. He's like almost as much of a dork as me and he wears a panda suit. It sounds totally weird, yet, we're dead, so what does it matter? He's also building me a house. Like I thought once you were dead you didn't have to worry about those things, but it is straight up the Sims Life in the After Life. This thing called a Blue Moon happens where like evil folks creep out trying to do harm. However they can't because (duh) we're all dead. That's why everyone needs a home. So we can just shut out all that crazy noise. Everyone has one, but me. And he built me one so I didn't have to be left out. He's actually become a really nice friend. We do a lot of Nintendo talk and movie talk. It's a shame we never really knew each other when we were alive. Who knows what could have happened. Oh well. I miss everyone from when I was alive. Each moment that passes though feels different. Almost like those people were all part of a dream. April. Casey Jones. She-Ra. Michelangelo... Oh my dear Michelangelo... I think that's enough diary. I'm getting white girl emotional. Never pretty. I've got to stop this. I don't even know how I'm recording this right now since paper isn't even allowed in the After Life. I'm out!
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
What crazed interview will occur behind the click? Will Mila cause any more embarrassment to April O'Neil's empire of journalistic integrity? Will the Heroic Hottie cause a public meltdown of hotness? (Goodness knows we need it with all this cold.) Strap on your feed bag and get ready for an all new Heroic Hottie!