People can be douche bags from time to time. I know that's a mean thing to say and I totally should not be saying it, but I am just getting frustrated. No one believes that I am a super hero. It's like everyone thinks all I'm good for is getting into trouble and having a long list of people that want to kill me because I'm annoying. How do I get people to see that I am the crime fighter WoW? Or do I even worry about what they know? Oh diary, maybe I shouldn't keep trying to get people to know the truth. But! But! I can save the world too, ya know? In a tasteful yet fashionable ensemble no less.
June 2015 Heroic Hottie!
Miss M: Not exactly. I'm just annoyed with people.
Daredevil: Do what?
Miss M: How do you kick so much butt as a lawyer and a super hero?
Miss M: Oh I know. I remember the days when a lot of people thought you were lame.
Daredevil: Yeah, well times change. Thank goodness for Netflix.
Daredevil: No comment.
Miss M: Do people pass you on the street and ask you to do all kinds of heroic things?
Miss M: Yes. Most people don't believe me, but I am.
Daredevil: That's cool. Which hero are you?
Daredevil: Hey I've heard about you. You've been cleaning up the streets. Pretty soon the bad and the good will be out of a job.
Miss M: Well I don't think so.
Miss M: I guess. So can I hire you to sue people for me? I want to make people pay for being dumb.
Daredevil: Still doesn't work like that, though I can feel your pain.
Daredevil: I'm not a fragile man Miss M. I can handle using the phrase 'seeing' someone. And no, I am currently not seeing anyone.
Miss M: Oh wow, a free man. I'm sure that won't be the case for long.
Daredevil: We'll see. Umm. Haha. You know what I mean.
Miss M: Yeah, we've resorted to silly puns. It could be, like, our thing. Hey, whatever happened to Elektra? We almost never hear from her.
Miss M: Oh cool. Tell her I said hi.
Daredevil: Yeah. Now if you don't mind, I have to get ready for my next appointment.
Daredevil: It was nice talking to you. Oh, and M?
June 2015 Heroic Hottie!
A few moments later, Daredevil greets his client...
Tygra: I've been better.
Daredevil: We're getting close to your court date.
At Bow's Place...
Mermista: Yeah, that's the flower phase. It won't last forever.
Perfuma: The flower phase always lasts with me.
Mermista: Show off.
Perfuma: I know. So how have you been? Dating life treating you well?
Miss M: Eww. My dating life has been vomit inducing.
Perfuma: She's been dating Aquaman.
Miss M: I already ordered a Cherry Coke.
Miss M: It's true though. I don't like being mean. That stinky man was harmless, ya know?
Mermista: It's all harmless until he joins forces with Skeletor and tries to kill us all.
Miss M: I think Skeletor is still mute from when he was in space. Oh, and don't even get me started on that ordeal.
Mermista: I know. Ever since Wonder Girl came back from space she has been a total crab.
In other parts of Bow's Place...
Perfuma: We have fun together and it's really awesome, but I'm not ready to make what we have public yet. Know what I mean?
Stinkor: Maybe Stinkor and flower maiden can bathe together?
Else where in the medical center...
Dr Hibbert: Glimmer, it's nice to see you.
Glimmer: Yeah. Enough of the suspense though. You told me something was odd about my blood work...
Dr. Hibbert: There were some problems that came back.
Dr. Hibbert: No. Not exactly. I want to ask you a couple questions. Have you engaged in sexual activity or shared intravenous methods with users of Plastic?
Glimmer: Yes. There were a few times I may have shared a needle for a specific Plastic high. What are you trying to tell me?
Glimmer: I don't understand. What is this new virus called anyway?Dr. Hibbert: The name we are using is TOYS. Toxic Osmosis Yttrium Syndrome. It's a serious virus Glimmer and I'm afraid you have it.
Dr. Hibbert: I'm not sure.
Glimmer: What do we do?
Dr. Hibbert: Glimmer, you shouldn't be alone...
Glimmer leaves, wondering what she will do next...
To be continued!!