I'm a mom. Sort of. You see, last year I was dead and then I came back to the land of the living, but I was in someone else's body. I was sharing space with Moth Lady. She is this evil warrior woman that works with Dragon Queen to topple the ranks of Golden Girl and her friends. Anyways, you can check all of that out by clicking the tab to the right and catching up on some fun back posts. Either way I slept with Batman/Bruce Wayne in Moth Lady's body. She got pregnant and gave birth to a bat baby, which she then gave to Bruce and me. Now I have no idea what to do. I've moved out of my cute apartment downtown and now I'm back at Wayne Manor. I mean it's just a mess.
Ok, so here's the thing. I just want you to be like those babies in those diaper ads. Or whatever. Just try and smile. Stop being so creepy!
Miss M: Where have you been?
Miss M: She has been fussy all day. Chewie and I finally got her to calm down.
Miss M: Oh come on, I wasn't drinking Dr. Pepper at her age.
Miss M: I can't leave you alone with her. What kind of mom would I be?
At the offices of Diary of a Dorkette...
Miss M: Yes.
Miss M: Nothing.
Miss M: I'm not sure. We're trying to get acclimated as new parents.
Miss M: Probably not. Grody. Thank you though. So about work...
April: Don't worry about that. Take some time off. I'll make sure the interviews get done.
Miss M: (looks sad) Ok.
A few slices of pizza and a loss of game tokens later...
Miss M: Oh no, Bruce and I are just going to co-parent.
Billy: (shrugs) I'm curious.
Miss M: Are you worried about him?
Miss M: Yeah. Do you think this evil cosmic force will find me?
At Glimmer's posh home...
Glimmer: I know. I've just been busy. What have you been up to?
Miss M: Glimmer!
Back at the Diary of a Dorkette offices...
Irma: I thought M had that figured out?
Irma: I'm so confused. I thought they were over.
Guy Friday: (slightly jealous) Hey, why would you bring that one up?
Guy Friday: It's ok, your boy crazy ways are one of the reasons I fell in love with you.
Agent Coulson: Is that so?
Irma: Sure thing!
Meanwhile during the photo shoot...
Agent Coulson: Fine. Thank you for taking the photos.
August 2015 Heroic Hottie!
To be continued!