Do you smell that diary? It's fresh non-apocalyptic air! That's right! The world has returned to normal. We're back baby! Cities look the way they once were. I'm somehow living in my old apartment again. This makes sense of course considering Wayne Manor was destroyed this past winter. It's like the perfect do-over! I'm back and things are better than ever!
At the offices of Diary of a Dorkette,
Miss M: I work here though.
April: Sorry M, for now Chris will be taking over the interviews for the monthly Heroic Hottie, Woman of Wonderosity, and Bodacious Baddies. Sponsors love those features and they are a huge investment piece for Diary of a Dorkette. You have to understand this.
Miss M: I don't know what to say.
Moments later on Main Street,
Miss M: Oh who am I kidding? No one is going to hire the likes of me. I'm practically a horrendous person. Just horrendous.
Miss M: Whew! I think I lost her.
Bruce Wayne: Of course I am.
Bruce Wayne: I'm always going to try and save you, just like you would for me.
Bruce Wayne: I can help you with that. I've been rebuilding Wayne Manor, but the Batcave is back up and running. It's nothing fancy but I do have some cots. And a microwave.
Bruce Wayne: Of course. What happens now though?
Miss M: I've missed you too. It's just, ever since Yvie...
Miss M: I miss our baby so much Bruce.
(Editor's note: little baby Yvie is still alive and being tortured by Barbarocious! -M)
Bruce Wayne: I understand. Would you like to have dinner tonight?
Miss M: (pauses for a moment) Sure. I haven't had a nice meal in awhile.
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