It's that time of year again. The time where people trek from all over the world to share in their love for similar things, like reading manual books on ruling the world or trading rare maps of super hero's lairs or even a place for collectors to come together and see what's the latest in villainous weaponry. It's a big deal. And supposedly I am the guest of honor for this year's Conference of Evil. I'm not quite sure what to think about that. I'm not innocent that's for sure. I left the toy world to face the real world and in my absence there was an apocalyptic nightmare. Everyone hates me as a result. Even after I brought the world back to it's regular balance! They still hate me! And now the villains of the world want to hear me speak. I just don't know diary. I just don't know.
Miss M Presents:
The 2016 Conference of Evil!
Birdo: I know. I won't be trying to steal her eggs at night. I now have standards.
Dr. Blight: Good for you.
Dr. Blight: Do you have any idea what is happening right now?
Birdo: Really? I've waited years for that to come back.
Birdo: All right. But I get to touch the burn marks for five minutes.
Inside Miss M's apartment,
She-Ra: I saw him at his bar, but that's been it. While I was held captive in space last year he really got closer to Cheetara. Even if I wanted to work on our relationship, it would be of no use. That Pegasus has flown off.
Miss M: (speaks bashfully and quickly) Yes. Tomorrow night.
She-Ra: (laughs) I think you'll both be ok.
Miss M: I hope so.
Miss M: Yeah, I need to get going too. I need to get ready for the Conference of Evil, even though I have no idea where it's being held.
She-Ra: So then why go?
A few moments later,
Nick Fury: Could you be quiet. You aren't going to the Conference of Evil.
Miss M: A code?
Miss M: I'm beginning to think none of this is going to be good.
Nick Fury: Well calm down because I haven't even told you why I'm here yet.
Miss M: So I'm not a guest speaker? We just basically need a special meeting. Is there even a Conference of Evil going on?
Meanwhile, at the actual Conference of Evil,
Pixel Dude: Are the rumors true that this Conference of Evil almost didn't happen?
Pixel Dude: You've never heard of SDCC?
Cobra Commander: Ha. Wouldn't ya know? When you are evil as me you think everything is a con.
Pixel Dude: Any theory on why numbers are down this year?
At the Conference of Evil entrance,
Vultura: Because after how disastrous last year's conference was you deserve a chance to truly enjoy this celebration of being bad.
Inside the conference,
Hammer: Whats next, you'll try to do a gender swapped Destro?
Brow: Yeah, delivering your Feminazi message upon us! That's propaganda of the lowest order!
Hammer: Yeah, maybe so but only hot. Destro could never be a girl.
Brow: I heard whispers that he had thought about transitioning...
In other parts of the conference,
Wild One: Oh, and she brought a friend.
Moth Lady: Yes.
Back to the Mystery Woman,
Cobra Commander: Who are you?
Back at Miss M's apartment,
Nick Fury: I did. Now that the Avengers are all busy starring in movies and sharing their stories with the world, S.H.I.E.L.D. has noticed a huge gap in forces ready and able to stop the latest threats. Your work as WoW has been wonderful. We need that kind of help. Except there's one problem.
Or is it?
Check in next time as Miss M heads to the set of Jaws 5!
Oh, some other really cool stuff happens too.
Before that happens though, there will be just one thing to discuss before then. Diary of a Dorkette turns 5 tomorrow! I don't know what I'm going to write about, but I have to say something on the matter. Take care everyone!