In an effort to rebuild my public image so that I may join a team of so-so super heroes, I have taken orders by Nick Fury to appear in next summer's Jaws 5! I am on my way to the first read through with the ensemble cast and I am just freaking out. Jaws is a big deal for me, so to be a part of the cast is just the biggest dream come true. I can't wait to find out what they have in store! It's Jaws 5! Where have you been all my life?
Miss M Presents:
Behind the Bite!
(A look into Jaws 5! Squee!)
Mark Hamill: Are you done yet?
Miss M: Kay.
Bruce Wayne: (smiles) No. I'm very much alive, but I am excited to see you like this.
Bruce Wayne: True.
Miss M: I think I'm going to see if the director can dedicate Jaws 5 to Yvie. Wouldn't that be special?
Miss M: Yeah. Maybe just a little. Oh Bruce, I just really want to make the most out of my life.
Bruce Wayne: Is that so?
Miss M: Of course.
Bruce Wayne: My dear, what sort of danger could you possibly be in with me? No one will hurt you. Besides, you are a super hero.
Bruce Wayne: I know. I'd just like us to go out in public, try new restaurants. I'm trying not to live my life in the shadows like I usually do.
Bruce Wayne: Don't get too excited. I won't be asking for a picnic date or anything.
Miss M: I'll make note of that.
Miss M: Oh Bruce. Oh my.
Soon the pair fall apart into laughs and tickles. Bruce can't help it, the pale dork girl brings out a side of him he never thought to experience. As for Miss M, she can feel so many walls crumble down. She has shared so much with this man, he has seen her at her worst. Together they are rekindling something magical. All under the excitement of Jaws 5. The message couldn't be any clearer: take a bite out of life!
Miss M steps out in public!
Jaws 5 continues!