For the Honor of Justine Part 4

Once upon a time there was a pre-teen dorky girl living in Texas trying to figure out what her next toy obsession would be. Out of nowhere came a toy line she never knew she needed but was so glad to grab her lovely hands on. The line was called Swans Crossing and unknown to her she would one day get to befriend the woman who designed and created the toy line. Read on for my final article about the amazing toy designer, illustrator, and inventor who brought the soapy world of Swans Crossing to life in plastic: Justine Dantzer.

Happy Halloween 2018: Funko Savage World Horror

It's been awhile. So click the link for some spooky fun!

Funko Savage World

Funko is at it again with a toy line that has my heart a flutter. Click the link to learn all about it.

All My Toys: The Moth Flies Forever

Dear Diary,

The last couple of months have seen me completely consumed with my daughter Yvie. I have been spending time with her and making sure she is safe. I have forgone my other identity as a super hero. So has Bruce. We both want to lead normal lives. I am still not sure what that all means for him and me, but we are figuring it out. In the meantime I am finally taking a moment to have that cheeseburger with Ed that we talked about when we came back to Earth. I have been avoiding him and that is not ok. I'm just a mess of emotions. My brain is not sure what to think about my life and what I want. I just know that I want Yvie to be healthy and happy. And I want a Hunger Buster. 

-Miss M

All My Toys: Mother Has Arrived

Dear Diary,

Life is truly but a dream. My daughter is alive. I have been enjoying this time with Yvie so much. We have been reunited for nearly a month now. We have been experiencing so many wonderful things together. She loves bubble gum ice cream as much as I do. This makes me so proud. She smiles more. But I know there are hidden scars underneath those smiles. It worries me. Bruce and I have been creating the family life we have wanted. I am still not sure what that means for Bruce and myself, but I do love him. I feel it growing more and more each day. However what is most important right now is figuring out what has happened to her. How did she survive the explosion all those years ago? What happened to her wings? Who was taking care of her? I just want to make sure she is all right.

-Miss M

Seven Years: Day to Night!

Diary of a Dorkette turns 7 today! Click the link below and find out how I am celebrating!

All My Toys: 2018 Conference of Evil!!!

Megan Fox: Good afternoon fans of evil. This is Megan Fox coming live to you at the 2018 San Diego Comic... Wait. Wrong gig. My colleague Pixel Dude is attending the 2018 San Diego Comic Con while I am here at the dank 2018 Conference of Evil! Join me as I talk with the masters of evil about what they have in store for the rest of the year and how fans both young and old can collect and connect with their favorite villains and products! Now come back after this brief commercial break and join me as I talk with the master of ceremonies himself: President Chocula!

(editor's note: just click the link!)