A deal made with Maleficent turned tragic for our lovely heroine as Miss M returned from the After Life into a body that was not her own. (Instead she was found to be inside the body of Moth Lady from Galoob's Golden Girl!) Doing her best to reunite with her lover Michelangelo, Miss M was jolted by the reality that her love did not believe she was actually back from the dead. Homeless and adrift with uncertainty of her future, Miss M plotted her next steps...
Meanwhile, the pirate Sea Hawk was held captive by the Rat King, only to be taken by Two Bad and brought to... Snake Mountain?!
The Cat Ladies (a team up of all the ferocious feline women of pop culture lore) decided that they needed to investigate the details about Miss M's murky death.
Finding a way to save the Diary, April O'Neil called upon old friend Irma Langinstein to try and find a way to save the beloved periodical before having to file Chapter 11!
And now, click below to find out who makes the spot for the March 2014 Bodacious Baddie!
Waking from her new resting place under a bridge, Miss M peeks her head out to see the sun shining bright on her.
March 2014 Bodacious Baddie!
Roach: Moth Lady, do you require sustenance? It is my job to honor and serve the wicked winged witch of the night.
Miss M: (sighs) Yeah, but it's daytime. And I don't know who this Moth Lady really is, but I'm not a witch. I'm just a... (pauses) I don't even really know what I am anymore, but I know that I would rather be called Miss M than Moth Lady. Got it?
Roach: Whatever is your wish milady. I serve only you. I feel you tickle my brain with your every thought. I can only serve you, and you alone.
Roach: Ho-ho-ho. A lofty goal I am sure, but you must know a secret of my kind. We can never die.
Miss M: You're tellin me.
Roach: Since we are bonded by your innate connection to all insectoid life, you will never harm me as I will never harm you. I am here to serve you. Protect you. Do you require sustenance?
Miss M: No, not right now. I'm actually interested in learning more about you. Since we're magically bonded like some spirit animal thing, I suppose that is something that would make sense; learning more about you. Where are you from?
was you, the glorious Moth Lady.
Miss M: (listens with a sense of curiosity) Tell me a little bit more about how we met.
Roach: Don't you remember?
Miss M: (shrugs) I only sort of remember. It's been a long few days. Please refresh my memory. (She wants to know more about the past her new body had before)
Roach: Sure milady. It was a chilly night. I was trying to seek shelter and the warmth of a home with good leftovers in the garbage. I stumbled upon one such home as if it was calling me. I heard this voice, very clear in the night. That is when I met you and the rest of the followers of the Dragon Queen.
Miss M: Oh wow. You know a lot of things.
Roach: Yes. And then we lost our way from the others and you became a heavy drinker. I found you on the floor. You weren't breathing and then suddenly you weren't there anymore. Like you floated away to another world. I'm just glad I found you again and brought you back to our home. Now here you are, awake again full of life.
Miss M: Yeah. Wow. This is so crazy. I think I am hungry now.
Miss M: You're going to cook?
Roach: No. I'm a roach. I'll be dumpster diving for the perfect meal for us. Don't go anywhere.
In April O'Neil's office...
Suddenly, a visitor arrives!
Michelangelo: Sha. Yeah right. This is, like, so tubular. You gotta hear me out.
Irma: What I think April is trying to say is that now is not a good time. Come on, I'll walk you out and you can tell me all about it.
Suddenly, another visitor arrives!
She-Ra: I already have! April, something is seriously wrong.
April: Oh shouldn't you be off celebrating the special She-Ra subscription by Mattel? Who cares about a smelly drunken pirate anyway! Now scootch!
Alone again, April continues to pace.
Suddenly, yet another person arrives!
April: Really? Why?
Catwoman: Where were you the night Miss M died?
Catwoman: The Cat Ladies have formed a meeting. We all believe that Miss M was murdered.
April: (sighs out of annoyance) Of course you all do. Miss M was not murdered. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. She died. There is no reason to bring up the dead. I lost my best friend. Stop this at once Catwoman! I beg of you. Let the damn dead dork girl rest in peace already. Please! Enough of this.
Catwoman quickly leaves a fuming April alone.
Suddenly, Irma arrives!
April: Thank God. I was beginning to think he'd never show up. All right, now who is it?
Irma: Well... I pulled some strings. Now, say hello to the most vile and bodacious baddie to ever cross the Diary: The Unnamed One!
Both women look into the face of pure bodacious badness as shivers run down their spines.
Meanwhile, in another dastardly evil section of the world...
Bad: He looks pretty important.
Skeletor: Let me look at him.
Skeletor: No, not yet Evil-Lyn. Let me try find out where I've placed him before. This pirate might still be of some use to us. Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha!
March 2014 Bodacious Baddie!
Will Miss M find something to eat?
What lengths will April go to in order to save Diary of a Dorkette?
And... a POPingly grand celebration!