Miss M finally found love with Michelangelo, the party Turtle. Her love was cut short though as her life ended in a sewer explosion courtesy of the wrestler Velvet Sky. Bent on revenge for an article written a few years ago on the extreme blog Diary of a Dorkette, Velvet Sky sought the ultimate revenge from Miss M's quick wit.
Dead with nothing to do in the After Life, Miss M made a twisted deal with the vile Maleficent and returned to Earth... in the body of Golden Girl villain Moth Lady. Now living under a bridge with a pet Roach for a friend, Miss M must find a way to find someone to believe her before the real Moth Lady regains control of her conscience. Struggling with a war in her mind, Miss M merely wants to find a way back to her old life.
Meanwhile, April O'Neil, reporter and journalist extraordinaire and ruler of Diary of a Dorkette has tried her best to continue the fine journalism of the Diary after the grave loss of Miss M. With the help of old friend Irma Langinstein, April can only hope that the Diary will be saved before it is shut down for good...
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Roach: I shall find a job milady. You should stay here and find others to join your great insect army.
Roach: If you insist milady. But... where will you go?
Miss M: I've been thinking about that. I need to go and see an old friend...
As Miss M leaves, something else unfolds across town. It's the...
March 2014 Woman of Wonderosity!
April: Oh Irma, these pictures look splendid. Glimmer has never looked better. How did the interview go?
Irma: It went so well April. I enjoyed talking with her and I'm simply putting the finishing touches on the interview. It should be up at the end of March.
April: Sounds like some good stuff. I can't wait for the rest of the interview! My goodness Irma, I think you just might save the Diary. These images look like Whispering Woods magic. The courtyard at Bright Moon is lovely.
April: I'm just glad you are churning out these interviews. With so many blogs shutting down left and right, it's getting pretty bleak out there. We're losing our funding source from Stark Industries to boot. We need a miracle. I think Glimmer might be the interview that lights the way. The Diary is just going to be fine! (high fives Irma.)
April: Oh I was sad earlier. The new trailer to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie was released and it was all so real. I won't get to play myself in the movie. That damn lucky tart.
Irma: It's ok April. Everyone knows there's only one April O'Neil.
April: Got that darn right.
Guy Friday walks into the office.
(Guy Friday motions for April to look. Peeking around the corner, April catches sight of the disheveled body of Moth Lady!)
A conversation later...
April: That's good. Being aware of the material is certainly crucial. Do you have any experience with writing?
Miss M: I have a lot of experience. I promised myself I wouldn't say this. You look so good April.
Miss M: Listen, I need you to hear what I'm saying. I never thought I'd be here again. I died.
April: Well that sucks. You look ok for a dead lady though.
April: I'm sorry dear. I have no idea. Do we know each other?
Miss M: You're one of my best friends. We went to school together. It's me, Miss M. I came back in this whole new body and it all sounds like the plot of a really bad body swap story line, but you must believe me. I don't know how much time I have before the true owner of this body comes back. I need you to believe me. I know you won't because that's not how this story works, but please. Like the great prolific words of Abba, take a chance on me.
Miss M: (panics) No! You have to believe me! Find that damn Long Island Medium lady! Find a telepath! Do something. It's me, Miss M! I'm really her. I need to find a way back in my old body. I'm begging you.
April: And I'm begging you to leave now before I call the police.
Miss M: No.
April: Get out of my office now.
Miss M: (pauses) Please. I need a job. I can get professional help. I know how crazy I must sound, but I'm not. I've just been through a lot and I need someone to give me a chance. Just give me a chance. I won't say anything about the body switch ever again. I promise.
April: Are you serious right now? You just told me that you were my dead friend. I can't hire you. Now get out! You're smelling up the joint!
Miss M: (tears form in her eyes) I can't help that! It's under the bridge smell. I just need a second chance.
Guy Friday arrives.
April: (points to Miss M) Take this trash out. And if she returns, call the police.
Miss M: (shakes her head as Guy Friday approaches her) Stop! Don't touch me! Don't you dare! I'll rip you all to shreds! (covers her mouth) Where did that come from? Oh goodness, Moth Lady is trying to come out.
Miss M: This is it. This is where it all ends.
Meanwhile in a far more scarier place...
Hordak: (motions towards Leech) Bring in my special guest.
Hordak: (snorts) I can only smell the scent of fresh slime for my Slime Pit.
Hordak: You look like a tart. What are you doing here?
Velvet Sky: What do you mean? I came to visit my perfect partner in evil.
Velvet Sky: No one will ever know what we did to that stupid Miss M.
Velvet Sky: I'm working on it. I never go back on my word. I'll get you the information you need for helping me destroy Miss M.
Hordak: You better. I want the personal contact information of all the Heroic Hotties and Women of Wonderosities if I plan on finding a way to destroy them all...
To be continued! In April!
March 2014 Woman of Wonderosity
*More toy interviews!
*Will evil prevail?
*Find out what happens when Miss M and desperation collide!
*Also... a little kitty cat told me that a special super hero just turned 75. Well dear readers get ready, the Dark Knight joins the cast of All My Toys. Soon...