Ok. So here's the latest scoop. I'm still in Arkham Asylum. I have no idea when I'm getting out. It really sucks. I have made some new friends though. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy took some getting used to at first, but they aren't so bad now. Sure Harley goes on and on about her Mr. J and Ivy rattles on about plant facts ad nauseam, but it really is nice. Jean Grey also stops by for visits from her stint in super hero rehab on the first floor. The rehab floor is pretty cool. The patients there aren't treated harshly like the criminally insane floor. They have a spa and there's the underground mall. Plus they get to go to group therapy and actually have someone listen to them talk about their problems! I have been trying to get someone to listen to my problems for months. Who knew I just needed therapy? Anyways, I guess this is where my story will end. Arkham Asylum isn't that bad. I can see myself growing old here. I'm in control of Moth Lady's body and I know I'll never find this silly dragon figurine that Maleficent keeps talking about. Plus, I think there is even going to be a spring formal where the women will get to mingle with the men. Maybe this is where I'll end up finding my next great love. After all, Michelangelo is never going to love me looking like this. Oh well Diary, I'm out!
Jean: I think you are too hard on yourself. I recall you finding fault with your thighs in your old body as well.
Miss M: Ha. I need to write a book on my life. The Fault In Our Bodies. I see it on book shelves now.
Miss M: Anyways. What do you have planned for the day?
Miss M: Yeah. I'd imagine that whole Scott and Emma thing was tough huh?
Miss M: Bye!
Jean leaves as Miss M's other friends show up.
Miss M: Hi gals. What's new?
Poison Ivy: Not much. We just finished talking with the staff nurse. Guess what?
Miss M: I'm getting out of here?
Miss M: I don't know.
Harley Quinn: (shrugs) Who knows? I'm excited because I'll get to see Mistah J! Oh I can't wait to see him in his nice suit. What should I wear?
Harley Quinn: Oh Red, you're never any fun.
Meanwhile in the dank depths of despair, otherwise known as Snake Mountain, a team of Cat Ladies are slinking about trying to sneak into Skeletor's lair!
Cheetah: No you don't.
Up ahead, Catra motions for everyone to be quiet.
Skeletor: Oh what is it now Beast Man?
Skeletor: Never heard that name before.
Catra: Oh come on Skeletor. Make this easy on all of us. We have it on high authority that you were involved with a shady person involving the death of Miss M. Now spill the beans or we'll spill your guts.
Catra: (rubs her temples) No, we aren't going to kill anyone. It was a bad cop threat.
Suddenly, the party gets even bigger!
Catra: Hordak would probably be pleased to see me kick Skeletor's ass.
Skeletor: That would not happen my dear. (calls out for evil warriors) Let's even the playing field, hmm?
Mer-Man, Trap Jaw, and Two Bad menacingly enter the room.
Cheetah: Please, I've held my own against worse.
Booming voice: Now that isn't very nice! I hate not being invited to a party.
Skeletor: I'll break you both like twigs!
Meanwhile in the After Life...
Back to Earth, most notably the Arkham Asylum...
Maleficent is disguised as Superwoman!!!!
The Joker: I'd say you are full of it.
Superwoman: Fine. You don't have to believe me. But let me show you just in case. (snaps fingers as the Joker hears the sounds of his cell doors unlocking and opening)
The Joker: What the-
Superwoman strides out of the room with a grin on her face.
To be continued!!!
June can only get hotter as the action and adventure unfolds!
Also, stay tuned. I will be posting something in a few days about a way in which to get us all in the mood to celebrate the Diary of a Dorkette anniversary! This should be pretty darn fun. Take care everyone!