So the group therapy for the broken hearted has been fabulous. I adore my therapy group so much. Who had any idea that a bunch of lonely folk could make me feel like I truly belong? At least for this moment in my life. But that's not the thing I am really excited about with this group. I have actually been hanging out with a guy from the group. I know Diary! I know! Don't judge me! I had no intention of joining a therapy group and crushing hardcore on one of my group members. But Diary, this is Billy the Blue Power Ranger we're talking about here. We have been having so much fun getting to know each other and he says I'm cute. I have a feeling he is going to ask me to be his girlfriend. I mean, could this not be any more better?
Miss M: Thank you for hanging out today. And for walking me home. You are so incredibly kind.
Oh the group is just great. It's nice knowing I'm not alone in matters of the heart.
Billy: Yeah, I hear ya. Are you still going to Vegas in a few days for Sour Grape's love story?
Miss M: I know. It's good that we are all going to be there for her.
Billy: Awesome. I'll send you the information later on. I'll let ya go for tonight doll.
Miss M: Bye Billy.
Miss M: Oh thank goodness, listen Irma, we really need to talk.
Miss M: What?
Irma: I mean we both have really gotten into this online video game, and it is just a rush.
Irma: Unless you get pregnant and then it kinda follows you back.
Irma: Wow. Yeah. April really needs to be here for this. It took me months to muster up the strength to kiss Guy Friday. I am so not the person to talk about sex.
Irma: Who is this guy anyway?
Miss M: Holy cow, he's like a heroic hottie!
Irma: Speaking of that, do you guys even do those interviews anymore?
Irma: Hmm. Billy the Blue Ranger. He's the dorky one right?
Irma: I feel like there's something I heard once about him.
Miss M: Oh Irma, don't try and ruin this! This guy is perfect in every way.
Miss M: I know. Now I just need to find a dust rag.
In another part of town...
Leonardo: Look guys, it doesn't matter. We need to find answers as to why the mutants in this city are coming up missing.
Michelangelo: April, I think we need to come up with a better plan.
The Turtles and April leave.
Inside Arkham Asylum...
Shredder: Wonderful. I saw on my cameras that the Ninja Turtles and that meddling newscaster April O'Neil were trying to get into the club. We can't let that happen again.
Shredder: I need you both to find ponies.
Across time and space, in the cosmos!
Lady Kale: Ah, my delicious bodacious baddie. It has been awhile since I saw you last.
Helspont: This is true. What is the reason for my being here?
Lady Kale: I am, but magic has been involved.
February 2015 Bodacious Baddie!
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