Maleficent: I can't believe I decided to hide out here with you. You and that dork girl M were made for each other.
Ed: Nah, I'm not sure I'd like to mess with all that stuff. Plus you need to be hiding out from some sort of cosmic evil, remember?
Ed: Oh crap. That's Gwen Stacy.
Ed: No! No! Look, we can just sneak out of the castle and wait for her to go away. I can't tell her the truth right now. I'm just a dorky guy in a panda suit. I'm not trying to hurt anyone.
Click the link and start the 2015 Conference of Evil!
(Editor's note, the Conference of Evil takes place during the weekend of San Diego Comic Con)
Nine Months Ago...
Miss M: (in the body of Moth Lady) I don't know. We slept together. I wasn't sure what was going on, I just acted on my feelings.
Miss M: This isn't my body. (gets up)
Dragon Queen: This is it. The Conference of Evil.
Miss M presents...
The July 2015 Bodacious Baddie Special:
The Conference of Evil!
Boo Berry: Yeah, but since we're classified as monsters we get a ticket discount. Besides, the Misfits are performing.
Boo Berry: Pizzazz.
Boo Berry: Oh. Cool.
At the grounds of Snake Mountain...
Zelda: Believe me, I couldn't agree more. This place is full of scum and villainy.
Link: We're here for the toy exclusive.
Miss M: Cool! Which one?
Link: Oh really?
Billy: Are you sure we are going to blend in?
Sulu: I agree. Let's find what we're looking for.
Gracie Law: Doesn't this joke ever get old with you? Invest in a contact company.
Lo-Pan: So then, no?
Gracie Law: My eyes are clearly black. Doofus.
Miss M: Dang it is so bright on this mountain. I thought it'd be more gloom and doom.
Miss M: My goodness though, there are so many evil people around! I think April will like all the notes I'm making for the Diary. Can't miss a single thing.
Perfuma: What? Oh. I'm not really here.
Perfuma: Yeah, well... let's just keep this run-in between us ok? I don't want anyone knowing Stinkor and I are together. Ok?
Just outside the Conference...
Wonder Girl: Whatever. What's the plan? We need to get it together Hordak. I want my family to pay.
Billy: I don't mean to be attacking you, we're just trying to help you.
Billy: Damn, she is tough!
The gleaming Memory Crystal can unlock anything...
Plucked from the future while being designed in the past, the Memory Crystal makes everything grow brighter...
Sulu: I've shown you the truth, of who you are.
Wonder Girl: I see. Thank you for sharing this with me, I was about to make a grave mistake joining forces with Hordak.
Sulu: She knows that this is not her life. We prevented something terrible from occurring here.
Billy: Oh. I guess it would have been crazy for you to stay longer.
Billy: Ok. I think I know where we can go...
Inside the Conference...
Miss M: Whatever you do, do not make any deals with her. She is a tricky one.
Ed: I know. I've actually been hiding her out. Things are a bit weird in the After Life.
Miss M: Yeah?
Ed: Oh yeah. You need to be careful M. Someone is looking for Maleficent, something about her powers and it deals with you too.
Ed: I am very serious. You came back from the dead. There's some cosmic force that is not going to let that slide. You've broken like a billion cosmic laws.
Miss M: Oh no. What have I done?
Miss M: Oh wow. This is not good.
Ed: Hey, it's going to be ok. I'll do whatever I can to make sure you continue to live the best life possible.
Miss M: I've missed you Ed.
Ed: Me too.
Ed: I say this is the only place I want to be. Show me around!
Miss M: Totally!
Ed: Ya know, Snake Mountain is really huge!
Hordak: Ah Catra. My once brightest Horde who then deflected.
Hordak: What is this?
Catra: This is your payback Hordak.
Catwoman: I don't know. I'm sure someone in the Con could help answer that question.
Hordak: What is happening to me?
Catra: Careful Hordak. It's a lot to wrap your head around I know, but your oppressive ways are at an end.
Black Cat: Yeah I know a deli that has a lot of meat grinders, or we could just dump him in a Slime Pit.
Black Cat: Are we all picking him up?
The Cat Ladies leave...
Ed: I believe it.
Billy: Hey M!
Miss M: Oh my goodness! Where have you been? I've been meaning to talk to you.
Billy: Yeah, it's been a bit crazy on my end.
Miss M: I understand. Who is this?
Miss M: So what are y'all up to?
Billy: Well... let's see...
Sulu: I'm actually leaving town. Billy and I were just getting ready to say good bye.
Miss M: Aww. You two have something special.
Sulu: Are you serious Billy? You don't have to marry me. That isn't necessary.
Billy: We'll both have one helluva memory.
Outside the birth begins!
Wild One: It was Beast Man's BBQ huh? Those spices must have irritated the bugger.
At the impromptu wedding...
Franken Berry: Hey Billy! This is so cool. I never thought you'd get married at all.
Billy: Yeah, well sometimes things just feel right.
Stinkor: Maybe scent-sational flower maiden will marry Stinkor one day?
Billy: M, I really thank you for that, but we don't have time. Sulu has to leave soon.
Billy: You are the biggest mess my friend, and I love you for that. (they head up to the top of Snake Mountain)
The pain cuts deep, Moth Lady feels delirious...
And then, a sliver shows itself...
Born from a night of passion from a dorkette and a bat man, a wing flaps furiously, trying to be free.
Vultura: Keep pushing!
Moth Lady: I can't do this anymore!!!
In a matter of moments what felt like the impossible quickly speeds by, time rushes to its conclusion...
The baby is here.
The baby can only cry in high piercing shrieks.
Moth Lady: Let me see her, let me see the monster I never asked for...
It can be scary. Love. Some don't understand love. Some want restrictions placed on matters of the heart. There are no restrictions though. Matters of the heart happen. No one said everyone had to like it, but that doesn't mean it just stops. It's always growing and changing, becoming something wonderful to those who have an open mind and heart.
The happy couple has a chance now.
After the wedding...
Miss M: Let's here it for love and the new couple!
Sulu: I think we did.
Billy: I'll hold out for that day.
Sulu: Goodbye Miss M. Please be careful. There are forces that seek to harm you...
Miss M: What's new? I'll take it in stride. be careful.
Billy: No, I'm not.
Franken Berry: Come on Billy, let's go and talk about it.
Miss M: Oh no. You just got here.
Miss M: I understand.
Miss M: Ed told me.
Miss M: Thanks Ed. Until then.
Miss M: Wow. I really need some french fries right now.
July 2015 Bodacious Baddie!
In the After Life...
Maleficent: Yes. So what did you think of the Conference?
Maleficent: I know, which is why you must pretend like you haven't found me. Just walk away.
To be continued!