Ok, I have so many unanswered questions in life right now. The thing is, I'm not even sure where I can go for those answers. Like... there's this evil force from the universe that is after me. I think one of my friends might be in trouble. Actually I feel like all of my friends are in trouble. The whole world is in trouble. What do I do Diary? Is this what happens? We just worry about everything until we die? Well I've already died once before. So... Oh well. I'll figure my life out. I just know it will all be ok.
Miss M: (stands up to stretch) What is happening to me? Why is that creepy girl with no face always in my dreams? Shit I need answers to my life. Ok. I know what I'll do. I need to go to OmniCorp and visit the head of the cable network OmniVision! Why didn't I think of this earlier? I can be so freakin slow. Ok dorkette, put the pedal to the metal and let's rock this day!
Miss M soon arrives at OmniVision...
July 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!
Miss M: No. Hardly. This is all an illusion. It's amazing what can happen when you swap heads and outfits. I'm actually really craving a cheeseburger and fries though.
Peekablue: Aren't we all? Now, what can I do for you?
Lion-O: Glimmer... how?
Miss M: I suppose so. What have the Cat Ladies been up to? I'm trying to understand why Hellcat is here.
Catra: I have no clue. I don't want to turn him over to the police because he'll just find a way to get free. He has connections everywhere.
Catra: I know. I'm going to figure it out soon.
Peekablue: It appears that way.
Miss M: I don't believe this! What traitors! That loon killed me! How could they be helping her?
Pause for dramatic effect...
Peekablue: Miss M, I can only see what is happening on this planet. If some cosmic force wants you vanquished, I have nothing to do about that. However, there is one thing. One image did come up and it was of Skeletor.
Miss M: Skeletor? Why him?
Peekablue: I am not sure.
Miss M: That's just crazier than a rut in a room full of Runts. I wouldn't even be able to get answers out of him because he is a mute. Ever since he got back from space...
Miss M: He must know something. Ok, I'm making a note. So up next, check in on Sydney Rutledge. I feel terrible. She has been stalked by someone replicating the Scream movies since October, and I believe her story was supposed to wrap up back in May.
Vultura: I'm not really sure. Have you tried to breast feed again?
Vultura: You know how Dragon Queen is, she wants to make sure that this bundle of terror can fulfill her evil duties at the youngest of age.
Peekablue: You haven't. Not one iota of time was wasted. I do urge you though to make haste and head to see Bruce Wayne.
Peekablue: Trust me on this, go to him.
Peekablue: This is not about that. Please hurry.
July 2015 Woman of Wonderosity
Batman: About to check in on the city. What are you doing here?
Miss M: Like what?
Knock. Knock. Knock.
To Be Continued!
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