Irma: I've been trying to locate Jean Grey as per your request, but she is so hard to find!
April: Well isn't she dead? I thought we already confirmed she was dead right now.
April: You can never really tell with her. One minute she's alive and the next she's eating a star and deader than a door nail. I think we need to give it up on interviewing Jean. So come on Irma, any ideas?
Irma: No, not really. In all honesty April, I'm still drooling over the interview with Captain America.
Irma: Yeah. Wouldn't it be cool though if Miss M were able to capture all her favorite women of wonderosities in one big swoop?
April: How would that even look, assuming she were still alive?
April: Yeah. Let's just get back to work. We need to find a Woman of Wonderosity.
As the two women get to work, other more adventurous things occur in another section of town (particularly a posh museum) with the Cat Ladies! What new and strange adventures could these powerhouse women of wonderosity go on? Check it all out dear readers!
Catwoman: (shrugs) You are the one that wanted us to meet in a museum. What else am I supposed to do?
Cheetara: You girls, I can't keep finding myself in these situations! I'm a trusted member of the ThunderCats, not a jewel thief!
Catra: (in shock) You watch that show?
Cheetah: (darts eyes to the side) Maybe.
Catwoman: Ok. So what's the deal on our investigation on Miss M's death?
Catra: (purrs) Hordak and some strange woman with bad hair were conversing privately in the Fright Zone. After doing some more research I found out that they were also involved in a shady meeting with the Rat King.
Tigra: Never heard of him.
Catra: That's not the point. I found the coordinates of his lair.
Black Cat: Do you think the Rat King killed her?
Catra: I'm not sure. But there's only one way to find out.
Black Cat: None of us are.
Cheetara: All right Cat Ladies, you know what we need to do next. Flaws sharpen the claws! The Cat Ladies unite for the ultimate fight: finding Miss M's killer!
Catwoman: Whatever. Go make out with a spider.
Black Cat: If only. Hey, will you help me hang this painting in my living room for the party? Karl-August was one dreamy guy wasn't he? Oh I think I lived in the wrong century.
Catwoman: Totally. He had great taste in head wear.
Meanwhile in another part of town...
She-Ra: This is not about romance. This is about concern for a friend. I must find him.
Wonder Woman: Don't you have a friend that can just fan out some feathers and find him with magical powers?
She-Ra: Peekablue has been in the shop getting some new paint apps. We probably won't see her again until this Summer. If we're lucky.
Wonder Woman: Ok She-Ra. I'm here for you. I'll do whatever I can to help.
Wonder Woman: What could possibly be in the sewer?
She-Ra: The Rat King.
Wonder Woman: Oh the strange things that live in this area of the world. Where I come from rats do not even exist.
She-Ra: Good for you. Anyways, a source at this discotheque told me she saw Sea Hawk stumbling towards the sewers with a man in a shady hat and coat.
She-Ra: No Wonder Woman. That is not the case. I did some research. This villain going by the Rat King is a serious threat. I think he may have done something with Sea Hawk.
Wonder Woman: So let me guess? We're going into the sewers to find a King of the Rats and the pirate you have secret feelings for?
Wonder Woman: Yeah. And I'm actually dating Batman
She-Ra: You are? I thought you were with...
Wonder Woman: I was trying out sarcasm. I am not sure it is very fitting for me.
She-Ra: I agree. Please help me, my friend.
And only a few blocks away...
Storm: I am not sure I can do much more. We've shopped all day long.
Rogue: That's the spirit sugah!
The two ladies walk by and spot a homeless lady, which happens to be Miss M in the body of Moth Lady!
Rogue: Oh my.
Storm: My dear lady, do you need something to eat? Perhaps some money to buy a warm drink?
Rogue: Storm, this little honey of a homeless lady sure knows her mutants. You sure she might not be tellin the truth?
Storm: I have no idea. (looks at M) Are you possibly a confused Morlock?
Miss M: No.
Storm: I'm terribly sorry, but this is simply a story that must be out of our hands. Come along Rogue, we should really get going.
Miss M: No! Please don't go. I need help. I need to make it to this charity event and...
Storm: If you are old for your white streak, than I'm practically ancient.
The two walk off discussing the aging process and what they plan on doing with the rest of their lives as Miss M looks in the shopping bag.
April: I know. But if we could have done it, I bet it would have been awesome. Anyways, let's hold off on interviewing anyone. I think it's happy hour at Antonio's Pizza. I could totally go for a Bellini.
Irma: Only if I can get a sex on the beach.
Irma: I know, it's more like one of those cases where I wish the drink was actually my life.
April: Oh dear. Let's talk about it over drinks.
And suddenly... the commentary...
April 2014 Woman of Wonderosity!
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