Miss M died at the end of 2013 courtesy of a plot devised by TNA wrestler Velvet Sky and Hordak. After briefly living in the After Life, Miss M made a deal with Maleficent. The dork girl would get to return to Earth and live, if she could find an old dragon figurine from Maleficent's childhood.
Back on Earth, and in the wrong body, Miss M tried her best to explain to her loved ones that she was indeed the real Miss M. No one believed her. She did however find friendship from Bruce Wayne. A new deal was soon made, that if Miss M could find the dragon figurine, Maleficent would completely fulfill the wish and allow Miss M to return to her original form. Only Miss M sat on her hands and went on a slew of other adventures before eventually finding the dragon figurine in Bruce Wayne's Archival Room; of all places.
No longer content to wait, Maleficent gained control of the After Life and spirited away to Earth in the form of Superwoman, hoping to find Miss M and her dragon figure. Now, the Conference of Evil is upon the world, and Miss M is trapped inside Bruce Wayne's Archival Room trying to find the dragon figurine. Can she make it? And will she finally be reunited with her body? Or will Maleficent bring upon a dark curse across the world? Read on for Part 1 of the Conference of Evil!!!
She-Ra: What is there to say?
Sea Hawk: Or we could just share another kiss.
Back to the Conference of Evil...
Lo Pan: Would you care to go on a date? I know this really lovely buffet on 7th and 8th.
Dr. Blight: Yeah, and I was better off trying to kill the planet.
Meanwhile, inside Bruce Wayne's Archival Room...
Miss M: I've been stuck in here for two days?!
Sherry: I told you not to enter. There is no way out for you.
Miss M: Oh my goodness, two days. The Conference of Evil must be going on right now, which means Maleficent is there disguised as some super hero and I really need to give her back her stupid dragon figurine.
Sherry: Sounds like a personal problem.
Back at the Conference of Evil...
April: I just saw Mumm-Ra toss back three blueberry pies like it was nothing.
Irma: You should go to the gift shop. The swag they have is amazing. I just refuse to stand in the long line though for this year's exclusive. I mean, does anyone really need a die cast replica of Mon*Star's squid?
Double Trouble: Come on She-Ra, answer. Pick up your phone! I've got all the details we could possibly ever need on Miss M's death.
Double Trouble: Sure, can't you see that my face is evil? I even have a Horde Crossbow. Standard factory issue.
Scorpia: Oh. Sorry. You just don't look Horde.
Back in the Archival Room...
William Birkin: RAAWWRR!!!
Miss M: Yeah, well, when there's cake involved, I do what I can.
Sherry: As you wish Master Wayne.
Batman: No time for jokes M. You snuck in my Archival Room. This place is special to me.
Batman: I'm helping you now.
Batman: That item belongs to me.
Miss M: No, actually it doesn't. It belonged to Maleficent. And now, that crack pot is on the loose disguised as Superwoman and there will be no peace until her childhood dragon figure is returned to her.
Batman: Yeah, I get it. You do her a solid, and then she gives you back your old body.
Miss M: That would be part of the plan, yes.
Miss M: I'm not entering into this blind. She is powerful. And I know she can follow through with her promise. She saved my life last year and I have to do this for her. I also want my old body Bruce.
Batman: Your body is fine just the way it is now.
Batman: I'm afraid I'm going to lose you.
Miss M: What?
Batman: I've grown fond of you.
Batman: (sighs) I'd rather just run away with you. Leave all this behind. Just me and you.
Miss M: Oh Bruce. Or Batman. It's hard calling you Bruce when you are in that suit. My heart belongs to someone else though. Michelangelo is waiting for me. I have to return to my old body so he can see that.
Miss M: Oh you are so kind, and maybe in an alternate Earth we'd be together. But let's be real, I'm not good in cat suits. And we all know that you have a penchant for a good cat suit.
Batman: There it is, the dragon figurine...
Batman: It's forged with mystical powers. I thought it was just a toy feature, but it is more than a gimmick.
Acorss realms and worlds, the After Life is abuzz with activity.
Miss Elizabeth: Apparently so. She also had help.
Miss Elizabeth: Yes. I don't think Miss M realizes what she was doing, but she was being tricked. Maleficent is going to place a curse on anyone in her way and with the evil dead returning to the land of the living, well, the very fabric of time and space will be disrupted.
At the Conference of Evil...
Maleficent: Let me see.
Miss M: No. Not until you return me to my old body.
Mutagen Man: She is here! I can feel her unique energy signature. I have finally found Miss M, my true love!
Irma: April, didn't he have a crush on you in high school? When he was human?
The Mutagen Man crashes through the crowd.
Miss M: No, wait!
Mutagen Man rushes off with Miss M.
July 2014 Bodacious Baddie!
The Conference of Evil Part 1
The Conference continues this weekend with part 2!