So I thought I was a collector, but apparently my collection is chump change compared to Bruce Wayne's massive set of items from his Archival Room. He has everything. Since he has been healing from his wounds, I use his security cameras to spy on what's in his room. All while he is napping of course. He has so much stuff! I think eventually I'll cover it all. Until then, I'm just continuing to try and find what I can. I'm also hoping that I can find my way back to my old body. That would just be really nice.
While operating the cameras in the Batcave, Miss M tries to spy inside Bruce Wayne's Archival Room.
Meanwhile, in a mall across town, Maleficent (disguised as Superwoman) makes her way into an OPI salon after having watched the movie Maleficent for the 8th time.
Maleficent: Well that doesn't make any sense. I see cosmetics everywhere. I wish to purchase my signature red lipstick from the MAC line.
OPI Associate: Yeah, we all do. MAC made a super cool line for the movie. Have you seen it yet?
Maleficent: Ha. Seen it? I lived it. Though they still got it wrong.
Maleficent: Don't you know who I am?
OPI Associate: (looks down) No.
OPI Associate: That sounds super.
Maleficent causes a ruckus in the salon before leaving.
April: I know. (notices a crowd ahead) Hey, are those people protesting over there?
Mayor Quimby! He's a funny large man. I want a beer.
Irma: So are you saying you'll be inviting Shredder to Thanksgiving dinner?
April: Well... not exactly. If Shredder wasn't so interested in killing us or the Turtles, I'd maybe give him a chance at some sort of redemption.
April: Who did you have in mind?
(looks worried) I mean, don't look now, but... well... go ahead and look now.
Irma: April, wait! Remember to use your words! Not your fists! Oh no.
April: What is the meaning of this?
Megan Fox: We're shooting last minute rewrites for a movie called Ninja Turtles. It's a doco-drama chronicling the origin stories of the mysterious Ninja Turtles. Are you a fan?
Megan Fox: No. Good cosplay though. Yellow jumpsuits are in an upswing right now.
April: You annoying little troll! I am you! Or rather, you are playing me! I'm April O'Neil!
April: I could say the same about you. What are you, pushing 34?
Megan Fox: I'm still in my twenties.
April: Not for nothing sweetie, but I'd lay off the Botox.
Megan Fox: I'll take it from someone as wise as you.
April: I can't believe they have you playing me.
And just a few steps away...
Back to the fray...
April: I can when they take my job of playing myself away from me.
Irma: Would you listen to yourself? You are starting to sound like an old toy lady. Like, Miss M in 40 years had she survived the sewer explosion. May she rest in peace. Now come on.
Irma: What do you mean?
April: I've been lying to you. Our numbers are still terrible. No amount of good toy interviews is going to save Diary of a Dorkette.
April: If I can't come up with an idea to save the Diary, we'll have to sell some of the stock.
Irma: We're a publicly traded company?
April: Yes. You didn't know?
Irma: Umm, no.
A few steps away...
Sideshow Mel: What are you talking about?
Sideshow Mel: It's not that serious of a movie.
Megan Fox: What if it was though? I could deliver an award winning performance. If I shadow her, I could even turn Ninja Turtles into an Oscar worthy contender. I'll be right back.
Megan Fox: I'm not trying to sue anyone. I want to work with you. To consult with you.
Megan Fox: Sure. Why not? (whispers to herself) And if it gets me an Oscar, all the more better.
April: Ok. You can follow me around some.
While the thought never occurs to just ask Bruce for a trip into the archival room, Miss M uses her Nancy Drew skills to find a way to break into Bruce Wayne's Archival Room. Will she succeed? Can April O'Neil truly work alongside Megan Fox in a role Ms. Fox was born to snatch from the intrepid reporter? Will Irma get any more soft serve? And just what dastardly things will Maleficent (as Superwoman) do next? Can you scream, "Countdown to the Conference of Evil?" I knew you could. Stick around for more toy melodrama!