I can't see. In fact, I'm sure this entry will be riddled with misspelled words and tacky antecedents. The world is gripped in total darkness. It's kinda my fault. I didn't know that Maleficent's dragon figurine was going to usher us into the Stone Age. That's Godzilla's job. I wonder what Godzilla is doing and if he is seeing anyone. I've had a crush on him all summer. I shouldn't even say that because my heart belongs to Michelangelo. I just need to fix this mess with all this evil running amok, and I need to find a way to return to my former body and all will be right with the universe. For now I'm traveling with Batman to head to some generators to try and get the power going for the city. I think it's a lame idea, but what do I know? Anything is better than this. Anything.
Batman: We are almost there.
Miss M: Hey, we're near the cemetery.
Miss M: Hmm. That's interesting.
Batman: We'll have to actually cross the cemetery to get to the generators, and why is that interesting?
Batman: What did you say?
Miss M: Nothing. Let's keep going...
In the cemetery...
Michelangelo: I needed to say some gnarly goodbyes.
Mona Lisa: Oh. Mikey, I'm sorry. I don't have to be here for that.
Michelangelo: No babe. You have to be here. I need to totally move on with my life. And I need her to know that I am finally ready to be majorly happy.
Batman: I can't really hear what you are saying...
Batman: M, we gotta go...
Michelangelo: Stay close.
Mona Lisa: Mikey...
Batman: We need to get to the generators...
Miss M: I can help them.
Suddenly, from out of the shadows!
Mona Lisa: Who is she?
Miss M turns to stare at the man she loves. Somewhere in the distance a sweeping melodic tune is playing. Maybe by Bow.
Michelangelo: Ok. Totally.
Miss M: Yeah. I know how important it can be to have someone swoop in to help save the day. (looks away recalling the time Michelangelo swooped in to save her once)
Miss M: You two make a great pair.
Mona Lisa: Yeah, that is weird. Shouldn't we be going though?
Shredder: Such as?
Shredder: From the other Turtles?
Shredder: How is this possible? Imbeciles. All of you. Gah!
Megatron: We have a problem Starscream.
Starscream: I didn't do it.
Starscream: Do you want me to stop them?
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Things keep rolling! Up next, a special Total Darkness One Shot where there are no words. Just the pretty pictures...
Irma: What is going on?
Oh my balance! (takes Guy Friday down with her)
Irma: Yeah. I'm aware. This isn't so bad.
Guy Friday: Gulp.
Megan Fox: Ok you dorks. How do you plan on getting us out of this mess?
Irma: You got me. Is that lotion in that basket?
Oh cool. I need some. My elbows are dry.
Until next time!