Saturday, August 29, 2015

August 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

Dear Diary,

I've been abducted. Guy Friday was trying to warn me about this man in a suit who was looking for me, and the suit guy totally found me. He also had friends. I have no idea who they are or what they want, but they've taken me to some remote location. I think I'm in a hellicarrier. I don't even know. I just want to be home with my bat baby. The little sugar plum has really been growing on me. I'm still scared shitless at parenting her, she has wings and likes Dr. Pepper, but I think I'll be ok. I can't wait to introduce her to comics. And the toy aisle. Anyways, I hear someone approaching me so I need to go. 

Miss M

Click the link and find out what latest mishap Miss M is in now!

Thursday, August 27, 2015

August 2015 Bodacious Baddie!

Space Log Entry 176-C

Reporting from the Fifth Quadrant Galaxy under the orders of Lady Kale, Queen of the Cosmos. My search for any and all data on the whereabouts of Miss M has led my efforts to a lone space diner. I am in the midst of meeting an informant. This should reveal any and all information on Miss M, or as the Galaxy Court has been calling her: Star Whip The Murderer of the Future.

End of Space Log Entry 176-C


Tuesday, August 18, 2015

August 2015 Heroic Hottie!

Dear Diary,

I'm a mom. Sort of. You see, last year I was dead and then I came back to the land of the living, but I was in someone else's body. I was sharing space with Moth Lady. She is this evil warrior woman that works with Dragon Queen to topple the ranks of Golden Girl and her friends. Anyways, you can check all of that out by clicking the tab to the right and catching up on some fun back posts. Either way I slept with Batman/Bruce Wayne in Moth Lady's body. She got pregnant and gave birth to a bat baby, which she then gave to Bruce and me. Now I have no idea what to do. I've moved out of my cute apartment downtown and now I'm back at Wayne Manor. I mean it's just a mess. 

-Miss M

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Toy Stores Galore!

Life is a toy store old chum! And I love, a great toy find! Click the link and check out where this Dorkette has been toy shoppin...

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Miss M Presents: Three Toys and a Bat Baby!

Dear Diary,

Here's what you have missed. Back when I was trapped inside Moth Lady's body, I slept with Batman. Shortly thereafter I returned to my original body and unbeknownst to me, Moth Lady was left carrying our love child. A love child that we have just found out about, like, right now. At this very second. ...And scene!

-Miss M