Thursday, October 19, 2023

Diary of a Dorkette: The Archive Store!

Ever seen the toys on this blog and think, "Gosh, I'd love to own that!" Well dear reader, you might just have a chance! Click below and learn more about the chance to purchase items from my toy archives!

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Life is Fantastic, When You're Made of Plastic

Hi everyone!

What? You thought because the toy soap opera ended that the dorkette drama was done? Oh my darling, it's only just begun! Click the link for more!

Saturday, June 3, 2023

All My Toys: The Final Episode

Dear Diary,

Well. After a decade it's all come down to this. My final entry. And as usual, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Could this life be anymore dramatic? It actually probably could. I guess it's time to peel that bandaid back and see what happens next.

Oh, and thank you. All of you.


Sunday, March 12, 2023

All My Toys 270

Previously on All My Toys:

After a few revelations, Miss M came to the realization that reality had been altered and that her life as a soap star in All My Toys had indeed been real. In an effort to rally support, M tried her hardest to convince Bruce Wayne. Bruce had a bombshell of his own that Alfred, one of the few who knew the truth about reality, had passed away.

And now, we look ahead and uncover fabulous secrets leading up to one more episode of the dorkiest soap opera in the history of soap operas.

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

All My Toys: 269

Dear Diary,

I don't even know where to begin. That's the story of my life. A life that has been fractured. For the past year I was living in a world where I thought I had been a soap star on a beloved show called All My Toys. Only it was all real. My seemingly soap opera life was not shared on screens, but in real life. Now everything is twisted, and I don't know how this has happened. There are a few people who have known all along, and I have not believed them until now. I can't tell Ed. When this veil of a fake world trembles and I can see through the lines of reality, I see a different version of Ed, one that is terrifying. There's only one person I can think of that will hopefully be able to help. We've been down this road before and I know that  my level of trust... well there's nothing stronger. 

-Miss M

Saturday, December 31, 2022

All My Toys: 268

Dear Diary,

I'm about to say farewell to 2022. One of the strangest years of my life. I entered this year trying my best to do right by All My Toys ending, I wanted to celebrate the cast and crew. All of it. I also wrapped the year up finding my true calling as a therapist. There are always loose ends though. As I finish my final sessions of the day, I am nervous for a meeting I will be having with Yvie at the end. The poor kid thinks that All My Toys was real. I don't even know how I will begin to support her, but I will do my best. I'm also still a little hurt that I missed out on those limited edition Monster Cereal figures, I really thought I was going to win. But, no use crying over lost sweepstakes. That's what I always say. Anyways, 2022, good bye! And good riddance!

-Miss M

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

All My Toys: 267

Dear Diary,

What a freakin year. It's December. Last December was when we aired the final episodes of All My Toys. And now here we are. I don't even know what I have become. When I think about this past year, I can't help but realize the world I thought I knew is not really the one I am living in. It's ok though. We said goodbye the best way we could. And sometimes just recalling the memories is enough. Of course, here's hoping that next year all our troubles will be out of sight.