Sunday, July 29, 2018

Seven Years: Day to Night!

Diary of a Dorkette turns 7 today! Click the link below and find out how I am celebrating!

Sunday, July 22, 2018

All My Toys: 2018 Conference of Evil!!!

Megan Fox: Good afternoon fans of evil. This is Megan Fox coming live to you at the 2018 San Diego Comic... Wait. Wrong gig. My colleague Pixel Dude is attending the 2018 San Diego Comic Con while I am here at the dank 2018 Conference of Evil! Join me as I talk with the masters of evil about what they have in store for the rest of the year and how fans both young and old can collect and connect with their favorite villains and products! Now come back after this brief commercial break and join me as I talk with the master of ceremonies himself: President Chocula!

(editor's note: just click the link!)

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

All My Toys: Coming Home

Dear Diary,

I can see Earth. Samus has been flying us fast through space and I can see my home world. Earth has never looked so beautiful. I can't wait to go shopping at ToysRUs and eat a giant cheeseburger. It is going to be everything!

-Miss M