I can see Earth. Samus has been flying us fast through space and I can see my home world. Earth has never looked so beautiful. I can't wait to go shopping at ToysRUs and eat a giant cheeseburger. It is going to be everything!
While Miss M heads home, the remaining respected journalists in the President Chocula era converge in a secret meeting at Bow's Cafe about the state of the country...
Lois Lane: Perfect. No one is doing what needs to be done, so keep asking those questions.
Guy Friday: This might be really bad.
April: Of course. Now, what do you want?
April: Are you referring to that ill fated night when you both pretended to sleep together so Bruce would have a reason to break up with my dear friend because he is beyond complicated?
April: Listen. M is dead. And we all might be if Cobra has their way. Now is not the time to fight over petty squabbles. Now, if you'll excuse me.
Megan Fox: You're like an old woman with dementia, always repeating the same insult hoping it will offend.
April: Oh, I know it does. I can see it with every one of your new lunchtime procedures.
April: Just remember I am the real April! I am!
Irma: I mean April did want to play herself in the movie. They'll make up one day. I am sure of it.
Guy Friday: Hon, your optimism is showing.
Bow: Tell me about it. I am glad you enjoy the new place. Running a cafe is a much easier thing to do.
April: How is Cheetara?
Irma: Yeah see you in the office tomorrow!
Glitter: It feels good to be back!
Brian Farrell: So can we now be lazy in bed with Gummy Sharks and horror movies?
Glitter: Yes Brian. I would like that very much.
Glitter: I won't promise anything.
Janine: I don't know. They told me to call you. Something about big news about Miss M.
Janine: I don't know. Glitter the robot said she sent Samus and Deanna into space to look for her.
April: Oh goodness. They are bringing her back in a body bag aren't they? I don't want to be here for that.
Quick Charge: Open the gate!
Janine: I mean at least this way we could actually give her a proper burial.
April: We've already done that! Twice!
April: Ok. And? Where's the body?
Samus: Why don't we let you hear it from the source.
April: This can't be.
Miss M: Of course it is me. Long story, but I am alive. If I keep this up my resurrection punch card will beat out Jean Grey's. Why is Geoffrey the Giraffe here and not at ToysRUs?
Miss M screams and passes out.
Billy: Yeah, we thought we lost you again.
Billy: It's 2018. We're all poor unless we're a Cardassian.
Deanna Troi: You do make a valid point.
Miss M: Yes. You remembered that perfectly. And there was magic. Magic in those aisles for sure. Oh Geoffrey.
Oola: (smiles) Yes. We do. We were together in the After Life, we joined Maleficent before the world fell apart all those years ago.
Ed: Yes. I never thought I'd see you again.
Oola: I often wondered what happened to you.
Oola: I've been through a lot. We have a lot to catch up on.
Ed: Sounds nice.
Ed: Wait, what? Umm, I was going to take you...
Oola: I would love a cheeseburger with an old friend.
April: I have been trying to think how to say this to you. It might come as a shock. Yvie is alive.
Miss M: How? Where is she?
April: She's with Bruce. I can take you there.
A quick drive in a sports car later, April barges into Wayne Manor...
April: Finally! Where were you, the bathroom?
Bruce Wayne: Umm, no. I was watching a movie in the living room.
April: It better not be a film with Megan Fox in it. I will be pissed.
Bruce Wayne: (sighs) You really need to let your vendettas go.
April: No I don't. Now listen. I am sorry for barging in so late, but this is big. Really big. M is alive. She's here.
April: It's really her. She never died in space. No offense Bruce, but you were too late when you went looking for her. She was already whisked away, but she is here now.
April: Well, this is nice. And I am not being sarcastic.
Miss M: I know. It feels so good to be home. Bruce. April told me about Yvie. I have to see her.
Bruce Wayne: That will be wonderful. Ok, let me go talk to Yvie.
Yvie: My friends. Is it time for me to go to sleep daddy?
Bruce Wayne: Actually you needed to be asleep awhile ago, but that is ok. I need to talk to you about something.
Yvie: To tell me a story?
Yvie: Yes! I love stories!
Bruce Wayne: I know you do. I have a very special person here to see you. Someone that helped take care of you when you were a baby.
Yvie: Is it my mom Mothma Lady?
Bruce: No. It's your other mom.
Yvie: That sounds messy.
Bruce Wayne: Where did you learn that phrase from?
Yvie: Auntie April told me that when a story is too much that it is messy.
Yvie: I think so. What if she is mean?
Bruce Wayne: I promise you, she is not mean. M, you can come in.
Yvie: Daddy said you saw me when I was a baby.
Miss M: That's right. I did.
Miss M: I totally do.
Yvie: You would sing to me. It made me laugh because it was so bad.
Miss M: (laughs) You would have to remember the bad singing huh?
Miss M: Well the numerical order might be debatable, but yes, I am one of your moms. I know you spent some time with Moth Lady.
Yvie: Yeah. She watched me. We'd go to all kinds of places. Sometimes even hiding. Like in the Fright Zone.
Miss M: (gasps) The Fright Zone?!
Yvie: (nods) Uh huh. She said bad words a lot and seemed mean but she was nice. You seem nice too.
Miss M: Well my sweetness I sure hope you think so.
Yvie: Are you going to stay the night?
Bruce Wayne: Don't be silly. You are staying here.
Miss M: But my dog Chewie! I have no idea how he has been!
Bruce Wayne: April has been taking care of him. I tried but he was ferocious. Please stay the night M. You can stay for as long as you want.
Yvie: Yay! Momma, will you protect me from the bad woman?
Miss M: (looks at Bruce with worry) What do you mean bad woman Yvie?
Bruce Wayne: Yeah, who are you talking about?
Yvie: The bad lady who took my wings. Please promise you will protect me momma.
Miss M: Sweet baby girl let me tell you something right now, no one is going to ever hurt you ever again. Your dad and I are going to make sure of that.
Yvie: Ok momma. Ok.
Miss M sits there with Yvie in her arms telling her stories about their previous time together. The happiness washes over Miss M and she fights back tears of joy. Her daughter is alive. Bruce Wayne watches over the two most important people in his life. He loves them both and there is no hiding it. Miss M and Bruce look and smile as Yvie eventually falls asleep, peacefully, for the first time in a long time. All is finally well.
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