Thursday, July 29, 2021

Diary of a Dorkette: Turning 10!

Dear Diary,

You're in the double digits baby! How are we going to celebrate? The usual? Ice cream and a soda like every year? I think that sounds wonderful, in fact, I have some pink bubblegum ice cream in the freezer. So let's grab some spoons and celebrate all the toys, drama, and fun!


Miss M

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

All My Toys 248

 Previously on All My Toys!

While hiding out at the Wayne family beach house, Bruce and Moth Lady were powerless to stop Dragon Queen from trying to harm their daughter Yvie! Dragon Queen was eventually stopped though, at the hands of Yvie and her growing super human powers. In the process of dropping Dragon Queen off in another world, Yvie returned a few years older...

Oola, Billy the Blue Ranger, Sulu, and He-Man escaped from Mojoworld with Geoffrey the Giraffe thanks to Miss M giving up her freedom to become the queen of Mojo tv! But the remnants of this super hero team are beginning to show kinks in their respective armors. Sulu has left to go on space adventures. He-Man and Geoffrey are on a book tour promoting a book all about Masters of the Universe toys. Only Billy and Oola remain with the knowledge of where Miss M truly is, and they feel horrible about it...

Plus, after losing her husband and then losing her home, Irma Langenstein moved in with her berry sweet friend Strawberry Shortcake. Together the two are working on a bewitching interest in magic...

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Returning to Fear Street and 1994

Netflix released Fear Street 1666 last week, marking the end to their big summer Fear Street Trilogy event. The past few weeks have been nothing short of horrific fun while watching all three films. Let's jump in and explore why it's always fun to return... to Fear Street.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

All My Toys: 247

Previously on All My Toys,

While in Dimension X, Maleficent made plans with an assorted batch of baddies to become the Mistress of the Foot on Earth! One of the baddies turned out to be Skeletor, and he eventually betrayed Maleficent and her plan to remold Earth. The whole plan ended up falling apart and Maleficent vowed revenge! Her financial backer was Al "Big Boy" Caprice, and he was ready to collect the money owed but Maleficent had one last plan: to buy Snake Mountain and turn it into a money making machine! On the front end, Snake Mountain would become an amusement part, on the back end there would be an illegal casino under the mountain to repay Caprice's debt and then some.

Maleficent has now bought Snake Mountain, but it has been challenging to give Skeletor and his crew the boot. Maybe she can have some help?

Let's find out what happens next!

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

All My Toys: 246

Dear Diary,

Mojo World is not too bad, it's actually kinda growing on me. I'm creating more range as an actress. The audience just loves every show I have done. I may even be nominated for a Mojie Award! I'm just on top of the world, could not be happier.

Lies. I'm lying! All lies! Oh this is terrible. I miss my old life. And I can't act. Why Mojo was so fixated on me being here in the first place will never make a lick of sense to me. Like, ever. I want to just throw in the towel, but I'm in some far away world that is based on ratings and I really don't want to be killed. 

Finn is really the only good piece about all of this. He's my co-star, confidant, and crush all in one. I'm not sure where my mind would be if he were not here. I hope he feels a similar way about me. We're all we have in this celluloid mess.

Until next time,

Miss M

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Diary of a Dorkette 10 year giveaway winner!!!!

 It's time! Time to find out who won the Diary of a Dorkette 10 year giveaway!!! There were lots of entries, and I enjoyed getting to connect with other toy collectors, some I have known for awhile and others that were totally new. Now, let's find out who won already!

Sunday, July 11, 2021

All My Toys: 245

 Previously on All My Toys,

Moth Lady and Bruce Wayne have been co-parenting their daughter Yvie splendidly, now to protect their child from the threat of Dragon Queen, they have been hiding out at the Wayne family beach house. Only Dragon Queen has found them, and she wants answers as to what happened to her friend Barbarocious. If you recall, Barbarocious had tortured Yvie as a baby to try and learn more about the unique powers that Yvie was born with. Barbarocious was eventually left behind in 1985 during a time travel incident caused by Yvie. And now with Dragon Queen at the beach house, what danger will Yvie and her family be in store for?

Saturday, July 10, 2021

All My Toys: 244

Previously on All My Toys,

Dr. Sarah Kamen aka Quick Charge has been developing a slow romance with Winston Zeddemore aka the best Ghostbuster ever, but there are gaps in their knowledge of each other. Both have experienced incredible loss in their lives, and for Sarah, she has not been keen on sharing about that loss. Also, the lovebirds are very suspicious of the sudden disappearance of Miss M.

In recent months, Yvie has been experiencing visions of the evil Dragon Queen, a barbaric mad woman that was friends with Yvie's mother Moth Lady. Moth Lady is certain that Dragon Queen will come for Yvie, especially to learn what happened to their other barbaric friend Barbarocious! (Barbarocious turned out to be Barb from Stranger Things turned into a shadow queen that tortured Yvie as a baby!) Now, Moth Lady and Bruce Wayne have traveled to a safe location at the Wayne family beach house to hideout until Dragon Queen can lose interest and find other barbarian type things to do with her time...

Sunday, July 4, 2021

The Diary of a Dorkette 10 Year Giveaway!

Diary of a Dorkette will turn 10 on July 29th, and as we start July, what better way to get things going than with a giveaway!

Thursday, July 1, 2021

All My Toys: 243

Dear Diary,

Mojoworld. I don't even know where to begin. I have never worked this hard in all my life. Mojo has me starring in every single show in the Mojoverse. Everything is starting to blend in together, like, I remember my life before coming here, but I also feel like the stories and scenes I act out, they are making my brain fuzzy. And then there is Finn. My co-star in all these shows. We've shared so many scenes together, I feel like I have known him my whole life, and yet, he is still a stranger. He knows how to kiss though. I think I have kissed him more than I can count, and I kind of like it. But I feel bad about it.

Because Luke is back home. He has no idea what has happened to me. He has probably moved on, but I feel bad. I want to let him know what has happened, that I still care about him. I want to talk to my dad and let him know I am ok, we just started building our father/daughter relationship again. And then there's Yvie. I know she is not my daughter, but I love her like she was my own and I know I am missing out on her growing up. I don't want her to forget me. I don't want to forget them. Damn Mojo!

The cameras are calling,

Miss M