The last couple of months have seen me completely consumed with my daughter Yvie. I have been spending time with her and making sure she is safe. I have forgone my other identity as a super hero. So has Bruce. We both want to lead normal lives. I am still not sure what that all means for him and me, but we are figuring it out. In the meantime I am finally taking a moment to have that cheeseburger with Ed that we talked about when we came back to Earth. I have been avoiding him and that is not ok. I'm just a mess of emotions. My brain is not sure what to think about my life and what I want. I just know that I want Yvie to be healthy and happy. And I want a Hunger Buster.
All My Toys
The Moth Flies Forever
Ed: (sighs) Yeah M. Sounds good.
Miss M: It's been awhile. I am glad we are finally doing this.
Miss M: Bruce and I are not married. We are not even together.
Ed: You live with him don't you?
Ed: Yeah? Well you definitely are not the same girl I met either! You're worse than a person who hates Jaws 3.
Ed: It's not. I am pretty sure it is horrible. And I am sure your role in Jaws 5 is even worse.
Ed: Yeah that's right! Walk off! Go back to your rich dreamy aloof boyfriend! You're sooo predictable! And you know who has blow holes? Whales! WHALES! Not stupid sharks that star in stupid movies!
Miss M storms off.
Meanwhile at the Diary of a Dorkette office...
April: Pizzazz? Now there's a face I haven't seen since the 80's. What are you doing here?
Pizzazz: Well I came to talk to you but if you are looking for Irma you might want to go help her. Apparently Megan Fox was spotted in the lobby.
Pizzazz: Yes, truly truly truly horrible problems to deal with. I do understand what it is like to deal with a tart that tries to steal your thunder.
(Cue music video to Pizzazz's new hit song Killer Comeback)
April: Interview huh?
Pizzazz: Of course. Think about it. Your readers would flip to know what the lead singer to the Misfits has been up to all this time.
Pizzazz: Jem? Who is she? Come on now April. Jem is so 1985. Believe me, you are going to want to see what I am up to next. It's going to be killer. We'll be in touch. (Pizzazz walks away)
Pizzazz: Hahaha. My plan is working perfectly. These losers don't even know what's coming.
Meanwhile at Wayne Manor,
Bruce Wayne: Yes. Chewie has become quite protective of Yvie. He's tiny but he makes a ferocious guard dog.
Cruella: I can tell. I am still in shock that my daughter owns a rare pink poodle.
Bruce Wayne: M does have a knack for finding rare stuff.
Bruce Wayne: She is the mother of my child. Of course I do.
Cruella: Yes. (rolls her eyes) That's what it is.
Bruce Wayne: Ah. Yes. My old friend Gordon. What is the message, or should you tell me in private?
Cruella: Oh, sounds mysterious.
Alfred: Master Bruce, I believe I can share it. He wanted me to tell you that the moth flies forever.
Cruella: Of course.
Cruella: Of course. I just want to help. I'd hate for anything to happen to that sweet little pup.
Across town at the ruins of a fallen kingdom...
Dragon Queen: No problem! It's a little odd though. President Chocula closed all the prisons down. Why were you there? Why did Commissioner Gordon have you locked up?
Moth Lady: How should I know? What have you been up to?
Barbarocious: No. My pretty pet. The little girl. With wings. Dragon Queen told me you had birthed my pet with wings. I believe you know where she is. And you will tell me where she is or you will suffer.
Barbarocious: I don't think you get this. I am going to find my pet regardless if you help me or not. Your help will move things along quicker of course, but if I have to scorch this world to find what is mine, I will.
Dragon Queen: (mouths out an apology to Moth Lady)
Barbarocious: Oh? You think you can demand orders now?
Moth Lady: Yes. I do. I know where we are going, and you are going to need an extra pair of hands. Trust me.
Barbarocious: Very well. So where are we going?
Moth Lady: A place called Wayne Manor...
Final scene, you know the drill!
Glitter: We are at one of my favorite places. It's a nice place to get away. I was told about it from my friend Synergy.
Oola: Ok. And? What is it going to do for me?
Oola: Great. Is this because I have been feeling off lately? Is this, what do you call it, some sort of intervention?
Oola: That's your friend?
Oola: Yes. That is my name. Why did Glitter think we should talk?
Vina: She told me we come from similar backgrounds. I have heard of your interest in helping women who are sex trafficked in this city. I was once an Orion slave girl. I now live here, where I can be free.
Vina: How do you handle that?
Vina: This is true. There will always be monsters just like there will always be heroes. You are a hero Oola.
Oola: Nothing is going to change though! For every sex ring I stop there's a whole new one that sets up. Young girls are being taken and sold as commodities every day. I can't save them all.
Vina: Then you save who you can and find more strong fierce people to fight along with you. I know you can do this. You can make the world better, better than what you dealt with.
Vina: Yes of course. I would like that.
Oola: Me too. Good bye Vina.
Vina: Farewell my friend.
Vina: Yes she did.
Glitter: Oh no. Was it at least a good conversation?
Vina: I think so. It's a nice start. She is struggling with so much but has so much to give back to the world. She is a fighter.
Glitter: Soon I am sure. I think this could be very helpful for her.
Glitter: Yes. We will pick up where we left off soon.
Everything is not ok!
Chaos unfolds at Wayne Manor!