What will the Mutagen Man do with Miss M?
Will Maleficent get her dragon figure?
And what will become of the After Life?
Read on and find out with this special Woman of Wonderosity marking the third year anniversary for Diary of a Dorkette!
April: Hello viewers, this is April O'Neil with Channel 6 news! The ground is shaking at the Conference of Evil! This just in, Wonder Woman and Superwoman have been tearing up the streets. No word yet on when this warfare will end, but one thing is certain: the Conference of Evil is heating up! It's Godzilla sized drama and there is only one thing to do, stay tuned to Channel 6 news for any and all updates! This is April O'Neil, stay safe!
Maleficent: No one is stopping me. Now, begone!
Meanwhile in a secret location...
Mutagen Man: Until I can figure out how you are giving off Miss M's body signature.
Mutagen Man: How is that possible?
Miss M: The same way that it is possible that you look the way you do. Bad things happen. Sometimes we aren't the same people we once were. I know that you haven't always looked like that, Frink.
Mutagen Man: I don't know how you are Miss M, but I can remember you vividly when we were teens...
Miss M: Hey Frink.
Miss M: No, I was asking about Fritz. Ya know, the dreamy bad boy.
Frink: Oh for cryin out glavin!
Miss M: Frink, I'm not a trophy. Hasn't anyone ever told you how to win a woman's heart?
Back to the present...
Mutagen Man: So look M, I'm being myself.
Miss M: Oh Frink, it doesn't work that way.
Miss M: Ok, slow down. Listen, Mutagen Man, you are bigger and badder. But kidnapping me isn't going to win my heart. That doesn't work.
Mutagen Man: There is no balance. And you aren't going anywhere. Glavin. Not until you love me.
In the After Life...
Miss Elizabeth: I can feel it. Darkness is growing. Oh, please Miss M, don't let Maleficent win...
On a return trip to Earth...
Miss M: I just can't...
Mutagen Man: Stay away from Miss M.
Miss M: Mutagen Man, just set me free. Don't make this harder on yourself!
Maleficent: Listen to the dork girl. (prepares to fight)
Back at the Conference of Evil...
Irma: What is it April?
April: We've got a serious issue. Something bad is going on. Can't you feel it?
April: No, I can feel it, something is in the air tonight.
Irma: That's a good Phil Collins song.
Back to the war of might vs. magic!
Miss M: Stop, you're going to hurt him!Maleficent: No. This battle is over. (chants a spell before zapping Mutagen Man)
Miss M: I'm not sure I should give it to you now. Are you really going to help me?
Maleficent: Of course.
Maleficent: Thank you.
Pinky Pie: Of course!
Bow: (sighs) Just say it. You slept with him.
Bow: Sea Hawk, your pirate in need. You two slept together, go on.
She-Ra: No. We didn't sleep together. But we did kiss.
She-Ra: Bow, please, we need to fix us. I've been so busy lately with finding Sea Hawk and now trying to solve Miss M's murder... We haven't had much time for us.
Bow: I know we haven't. And instead of trying to make time, you kiss the pirate.
Bow: I don't care. I am always second fiddle to you She-Ra. I don't mean to always harp on this, but you just can't keep any notes on how this works. You're always pulling the strings but you never can take the time to feel the beat of my heart...
Bow: (shakes his head) All right Luke-Ra. What is it this time? Skeletor or Hordak?
She-Ra: (turns in a panic) Skeletor is in space and Hordak is... wherever he is. No, something is wrong. I can feel a crackle in the air. I have to go.
She-Ra: Bow, you know I'm the strongest out of all those other strong heroic types.
Bow: (nods) I know. I get it. I also get that there might be a Conference of Evil going on right now with the worlds baddest, but the only one I can see with a heart of pure evil is standing right in front of me. Go She-Ra.
Bow: I am too. I won't be here when you get back. I'm breaking ground on a bar I'm opening in the fall. I'm done.
She-Ra: Bow. Please.
Back to the Conference!
For far too long I have sat by, suffering for a curse I did out of spite. I've suffered enough. The baby grew into a sleeping beauty and woke to find true love...
In the After Life...
A portal soon opens...
Ed: Holy crap, I get to go back to Earth?
One final return to the Conference!
Miss M: Towering above it all.
Pinky Pie: This makes me want to listen to the Misfits. Have we missed their concert?
Miss M: Not now Pinky Pie! Aim the Confetti Canon! Light it!
What is this?!
Pinky Pie: Here we go!
With the last shred of hope gone in a burst of glittery confetti light, the heroes of Earth watch the world around them fall into Total Darkness!!!
July 2014 Woman of Wonderosity:
The Conference of Evil- Part 2!
And now the fun begins! Calling all fellow bloggers! As the world of All My Toys enters into the world of Total Darkness, you can contribute to the story. Gather up your favorite toys, take some pictures, and write your own one shot piece that takes place in this same universe. It can occur on Earth, the After Life, wherever! Let your imagination soar! All you have to do is title your story- Total Darkness: (whatever title you choose) and just make some sort of mention in the post about what this event is with a link to the Diary so that everyone can keep up with each story. Once you have something posted to your blog, let me know by either leaving a comment or emailing me at firstname.lastname@example.org so that I can post the link here and share the stories with everyone too. This event will be going on until August 29th, so you have plenty of time to contribute! Also, feel free to email me with any questions!
So, I can't believe it has been three years that I have been writing in this special Diary. I hope that you have all enjoyed reading up to this point. I can't thank you all enough for your support and comments. This little place on the Internet has become such a big part of my life. I truly thank you all for continuing to stop by and to read. Every post I put out is something I wish to share with you all in the hopes that it will make you laugh, cry, or just have a great time. You all mean the world to me and I hope you guys and dolls are all doing fantastic! See you soon!