It's Christmas. Ba-hum-bug. Velvet Sky is free to do whatever she wants. Michelangelo and Mona Lisa are happily married. I hate my best friend April O'Neil. I am just over the holidays. I want nothing to do with Christmas. It's all just lame. That's all. Oh. And I was suppose to interview someone for the Woman of Wonderosity spot for December, but that's totally not happening. I'm vegging out and drinking tons of Dr. Pepper. That's my Christmas gift to you.
Woman of Wonderosity: Oh Christ. It's Another Christmas Special
Irma and Guy Friday leave.
Why on Etheria did I ever agree to share rent with the lovebirds?
Suddenly, a knock on the door.
Megan Fox: I don't know. You have to leave though, this is not your office!
April: If you don't get out of my way, I will hit you.
April: With a lawsuit! Now where is she?
April: Your sister killed my best friend.
Mila: That has nothing to do with me.
April: Don't mess with me, I will bury you.
Back at the snowy cabin...
Back at the snowy cabin...
Miss M: What are you growling at boy?
Oh yes, my mistake. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. Until Valentine's Day, and then I become the ghost of something else.
Miss M: I don't know what that means. What do you want?
Miss M: April, come on. You are my best friend. You are more than that, you're my sister. No need to thank me for this. You'll always have a place to celebrate the holidays.
April: I'm so happy we know each other.
April: Of course.
Miss M: What happens if you become some hot shot news reporter and I just end up living in my parent's basement with all my toys and comics.
April: Well, it wouldn't change a thing. It'd just mean I'd have a friend with the coolest toy collection in the universe.
Miss M: Yeah. Come on, let's shake some of the gifts under the tree and guess what's inside.
Aerith: How does it make you feel?
Aerith: Sigh. Miss Elizabeth was right. This will be tough.
Mila: I know! Psych!
Across town and time dimensions...
Miss M: Not really. I have no future. I'm just going to wither away with my collection of toys and become an old bitter crone.
Miss M: I know. It's just that, you're here. Alive.
Ed: Oh no, have you been watching too many soap operas? I'm perfectly fine.
Emmy: (rolls eyes) Fiiine.
Miss M: You are?
Miss M: Ed? You look really good. I'm happy too.
Miss M: Well that makes no sense.
Ghostling: Exactly. You gotta be careful what you choose.
Miss M: But it's their Christmas...
Ghostling: Come on, there's only one more chance.
Miss M: What does that even mean?
April: It smells like smoke.
Mila: And the office is really on fire! Like, this is bad!
Mila: There is no signal. Where is your cell?
April: Shit, I left it charging in my car.
April: We've got to get out of here! Come on we've got to find a way out.
Returning to Miss M...
Miss M: Presents?
Miss M: Do I have to?
Tickler: The present.
Tickler: I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
Tickler: Of course it is, you are the only one holding you back.
A short while later at the charred remains of the offices of Diary of a Dorkette...
Miss M: Not you Megan. The real April O'Neil.
Megan Fox: They've been checking her out in the ambulance. She should be ok.
Miss M: I need to find her.
April: I didn't think you cared anymore.
Miss M: Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't in a good place. I don't want to be mad at you. You are my best friend.
Miss M: And you could have just as easily not been here either. My goodness the fire destroyed everything.
April: I know. We didn't really get to celebrate last year.
Spike: Wow, the Christmas spirit must have finally got to you huh?
A few hours and trays of food and drink later, Miss M and her friends gather together to celebrate an impromptu Christmas celebration.
Wow Guy Friday, what do you think it was? How did Miss M do a total about change?
Why would someone do that?
Splinter: Last I heard they were enjoying their honey moon at the Crystal Falls.
Bruce: I like that. You light up a room when you are happy, or maybe you just light up me.
Miss M: (blushes) Thank you Bruce.
Merry Christmas everyone from all the toys at Diary of a Dorkette!
Extra Bonus Scene!
All My Toys will continue in 2015 with even more crazy tales of toys trying to make it in a world gone awry.
In the mean time, stick around for the last After Dark of 2014!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone.